The Truth Behind the Well of Furies
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Posted on: 2011-06-22 15:35 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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As I was falling asleep last night, it finally hit me what the Well of Furies really was.
(Warning: Links contain Non-Worksafe Language) The Well of Furies is really a Powerthirst vending machine. It explains EVERYTHING! -Lord Recluse and Tyrant invented World Dominating and Mass Oppressing as sports in their respective worlds because they were TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS! -Statesman is always uptight because he's TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS but was unable to invent his own, thus he is constantly UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC and his body has MORE -LYTES THAN IT HAS ROOM FOR! -The real reason Hamidon and Tyrant fought in Praetoria was because Tyrant was RUNNING ALL THE TIME! HE WAS SO FAST HAMIDON WAS LIKE "Sloooooooooooow dooooooown!" AND TYRANT WAS LIKE "@#$% YOU!" AND KICKED HIM IN THE FACE WITH HIS INCARNATE LEGS! (or as it will be known when it's released in the expanded judgement slots: "Radial Final Pedal Judgment") -If you consider all of the IDF as alts to Tyrant or Recluse, than they clearly began power rolling ALTS! 400 ALTS! Upon giving Shockolate to his alts, Tyrants alts began to level ABNORMALLY FAST! THEY LEVELED AS FAST AE BABIES! -Also, that wasn't an Enriche bottle Marauder drank from, it was Powerthirst IN A ROCKET CAN. |
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Originally Posted by AzureSkyCiel
-The real reason Hamidon and Tyrant fought in Praetoria was because Tyrant was RUNNING ALL THE TIME! HE WAS SO FAST HAMIDON WAS LIKE "Sloooooooooooow dooooooown!" AND TYRANT WAS LIKE "@#$% YOU!" AND KICKED HIM IN THE FACE WITH HIS INCARNATE LEGS! (or as it will be known when it's released in the expanded judgement slots: "Radial Final Pedal Judgment")
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-Also, that wasn't an Enriche bottle Marauder drank from, it was Powerthirst IN A ROCKET CAN.
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As I was falling asleep last night, it finally hit me what the Well of Furies really was.
(Warning: Links contain Non-Worksafe Language)
The Well of Furies is really a Powerthirst vending machine. It explains EVERYTHING!
-Lord Recluse and Tyrant invented World Dominating and Mass Oppressing as sports in their respective worlds because they were TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!
-Statesman is always uptight because he's TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS but was unable to invent his own, thus he is constantly UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC and his body has MORE -LYTES THAN IT HAS ROOM FOR!
-The real reason Hamidon and Tyrant fought in Praetoria was because Tyrant was RUNNING ALL THE TIME! HE WAS SO FAST HAMIDON WAS LIKE "Sloooooooooooow dooooooown!" AND TYRANT WAS LIKE "@#$% YOU!" AND KICKED HIM IN THE FACE WITH HIS INCARNATE LEGS! (or as it will be known when it's released in the expanded judgement slots: "Radial Final Pedal Judgment")
-If you consider all of the IDF as alts to Tyrant or Recluse, than they clearly began power rolling ALTS! 400 ALTS! Upon giving Shockolate to his alts, Tyrants alts began to level ABNORMALLY FAST! THEY LEVELED AS FAST AE BABIES!
-Also, that wasn't an Enriche bottle Marauder drank from, it was Powerthirst IN A ROCKET CAN.
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