A Trained Monkey Should Arrive Shortly...
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ArcticFahx,
Posted on: 2011-05-05 23:05 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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It's the first arc in the Power Loyalist storyline. The mission in particular is the "final round" of your initiation into Praetor White's group of "Top Dogs."
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Originally Posted by Schismatrix
Agreed. What arc is that dialogue from? i don't think i've ever run that one.
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In continuing honor of this sense of humor, I currently have a tank on Defiant called "a bird-brained hero".
I've considered making another toon along the same lines. Ideas currently running around in my head are: "a clerical error", "an accounting error" and "a lack of funds".
Throwing darts at the board to see if something sticks.....
Come show your resolve and fight my brute!
Tanks: Gauntlet, the streak breaker and you!
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Originally Posted by PapaSlade
Rangle's right....this is fun.
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for those of a more villainous bent, may I suggest "a hired goon"?
It covers at least 2/3 of the official redside content. :/
My characters at Virtueverse
Faces of the City
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Ha, I've actually seen a Claws stalker named that in-game.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* The Proctologist
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Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
As the player of "a small adorable fox", I'm surprised no one mentioned the most infamous video game villain of all time. Dysentery. Clean, filtered water for whoever gets the reference.
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Originally Posted by Back Alley Brawler
Did you just use "casual gamer" and "purpled-out warshade" in the same sentence?
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Oregon Trail ?|
Originally Posted by ArcticFahx
As the player of "a small adorable fox", I'm surprised no one mentioned the most infamous video game villain of all time. Dysentery. Clean, filtered water for whoever gets the reference.
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I have not actually played it* but it is mentioned surprisingly often on the internet.
* I have played the soviet union "version", but it was probably different in many details
I do not suffer from altitis, I enjoy every character of it.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* The Runs |
others to add:
A Wet Blanket
A Girl's Blouse
John Inman
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Originally Posted by Charcoal_EU
Oregon Trail ?
I have not actually played it* but it is mentioned surprisingly often on the internet. |
The joke is that every third-grader who played it (it was new when I was around that age) eventually had their party die of dysentery. The Facebook version is nothing like it.
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Originally Posted by Back Alley Brawler
Did you just use "casual gamer" and "purpled-out warshade" in the same sentence?
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Private Punishment: "I knew he wouldn't show. A Trained Monkey was just mocking me. Again."
Awesome.
This thread makes me wish I had stuck an "A" in front of my Willpower tank's name, "Regular Joe".
The Way of the Corruptor (Arc ID 49834): Hey villains! Do something for yourself for a change--like twisting the elements to your will. All that's standing in your way are a few secret societies...and Champions of the four elements.
My son made a Stone tanker this weekend and named it "Dirt for Brains". We ran through Praetoria and the dialog was killing me.
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
I have a few, but the one character I made specifically to see her name in NPC chat was my Fire/Kin . . . "You Bawdy Bimbo"
So I get lines like, "You Bawdy Bimbo, you saved me!"
LOCAL MAN! The most famous hero of all. There are more newspaper stories about me than anyone else. "Local Man wins Medal of Honor." "Local Man opens Animal Shelter." "Local Man Charged with..." (Um, forget about that one.)
Guide Links: Earth/Rad Guide, Illusion/Rad Guide, Electric Control
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Priceless.
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...