CoH new employee Murphy


Blood_Beret

 

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and he brought with him, his Law. In the past few weeks, it seems anything that can go wrong is going wrong.

1. Extended Maintences
2. Trail Crashes
3. Trials Breaking Leagues and placing everyone someones mission
4. Coh Website slow
5. Coh Boards are slow.


Please fire Murphy and his Law

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*gives the devs a hug* they need it.

I have .... not sure if it is Faith or Confidence ... but they will get things working correctly soon.


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Dear Devs,

I will happily take all of your Murphys off your hands, with the exchange of bacon.


 

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I'll replace him, and I'll do so for $8 an hour! :P


 

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Don't worry, Murphy's a temp.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rubberlad View Post
Don't worry, Murphy's a temp.
Intern?


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Originally Posted by MoltenSlowa View Post
Dear Devs,

I will happily take all of your Murphys off your hands, with the exchange of bacon.
Does this mean you give them bacon? Because that's how it reads.


 

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I've beaten lambda twice now. Maurader's not hard if your team stays on the ball.


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rubberlad View Post
Don't worry, Murphy's a temp.

yeah but there's already too many temps in this game. They keep dropping!!!!



"You got to dig it to dig it, you dig?"
Thelonious Monk

 

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I for one welcome Robocop to the game with semi open arms.


 

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Murphy actually does his work pro-bono and we usually push him out the door as soon as he shows up.

In all seriousness, we really appreciate everyone's patience over the last few weeks. Right now we're working on ironing out some crash issues and really digging into the feedback we've been receiving since Issue 20 went live, so thanks for bearing with the bumps and hiccups along the way!

- Z


Andy Belford
Community Manager
Paragon Studios

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeProgrammer View Post
I'll replace him, and I'll do so for $8 an hour! :P
That's not even minimum wage...

Where I'm at anyway


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Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverAgeFan View Post
Does this mean you give them bacon? Because that's how it reads.
That's correct. I give them bacon, they give me another Murphy to add to my collection.