Westin Phipps on Twitter
By
Bubbawheat,
Posted on: 2011-02-27 17:46 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
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Whew. That was a good laugh. |
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Spent afternoon removing all but the gray and black crayons from the boxes before shipping them to the orphanage.
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I hate reading these at work because I can't really laugh out loud. It does make it a little better though, as I turn it into a sort of "you laugh, you lose" game.
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And this is where I lost. Hard.
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Attended Lord Recluse's birthday party today. Convinced Wretch to sing Itsy-Bitsy Spider. Unfortunately it looks like he'll survive.
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*Waiters always give me strange looks when I ask if they serve "the still beating hearts of my enemies". I should just go to Taco Bell.
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*Whenever I'm feeling down, I like to take a trip to the mall and release a flesh-eating nano swarm. It cheers me right up! 
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Poor Steelclaw's finally making big stretches! The end is nigh!
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
Every dark cloud has a silver lightning bolt inside ready to blast 40% of your body's water content into steam.
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Hey wait a minute, a couple of those are more than 140 characters. Also, Westin Phipps isn't on Twitter, but @LordRecluse, @EmperorCole, and @Nemesis_CoH all are. Though they haven't tweeted in a while. Must be planning something.
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Careful, it could be a @Nemesis_CoH plot.
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Originally Posted by Bubbawheat
Hey wait a minute, a couple of those are more than 140 characters. Also, Westin Phipps isn't on Twitter, but @LordRecluse, @EmperorCole, and @Nemesis_CoH all are. Though they haven't tweeted in a while. Must be planning something.
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There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
My eyes glanced over the title of this thread just as I was clicking another one above it, without me seeing the author's name. Then my mind snapped and said "Oooh, I bet I know who wrote that thread and what it contains."
Turns out I was right. Then my mind just snapped.
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Post in more threads so I can look at your avatar more. |
Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5
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I love that description of Time. |
Originally Posted by Eiko-chan
Post in more threads so I can look at your avatar more.
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I think David Tennent was the only one that could have pulled it off as well.
There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
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When I can come up with funny lists like SteelClaw, I'll let you know. |
Originally Posted by Eiko-chan
Post in more threads so I can look at your avatar more.
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You could try adding to it. Like so:|
Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5
When I can come up with funny lists like SteelClaw, I'll let you know.
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For the last time, I do NOT eat children. Dead children don't make tears. Delicious, delicious tears.
A few short thoughts from our favorite Morale Director...
* I don't know why dog and cockfighting are so popular what with all the children available.
* Oil and water might not mix; but oil and ice on a sidewalk can provide hours of entertainment!
* Got a Get Well card today; she probably wouldn't have sent it had she known I threw my back out kicking a puppy.
* Note to Self: Small child screamed upon seeing me again today; practice fake smile in the mirror tonight - still too predatory.
* Every dark cloud has a silver lightning bolt inside ready to blast 40% of your body's water content into steam.
* Fusionette wandered into my clutches today. I let her go. Some prey are just too easy.
* Reminder: Get more candy for the van.
* Spent afternoon removing all but the gray and black crayons from the boxes before shipping them to the orphanage.
* Got more fan mail from Gomez Addams today; really should remember to write him back.
* I was up to my knees in visitors today... do you have any idea how hard it is to get blood out from under toenails?
* I need to write a stern letter to parents about properly feeding their young healthy food. Some of my poor crocodiles have been getting belly aches.
* I just realized that I accidentally scheduled the Orphans of Grandville picnic the same day as my meeting with Captain Mako. Well, at least I won't have to provide him with snacks.
* Renewed my license today. Clerk gave me a funny look when I asked if they had to be mine upon agreeing to the organ donor sticker.
* Attended Lord Recluse's birthday party today. Convinced Wretch to sing Itsy-Bitsy Spider. Unfortunately it looks like he'll survive.
* Ghost Widow admited that she WOULD date me if I were the last man on earth. I'll have to work on that.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw