Alternate ways of getting the Well's Notice.

Hello, friends. Are you a soloer/duoer/trioer like me who often has trouble getting the courage to gather a group together to run even a tough mission, much less a TF or even a Weekly Strike Target?
I know how tough it can be to get the well's notice when you're ambitious enough to want to get your alpha slots, so I'm here to tell you about alternate ways i've learned and a few tips.

1. Be Persistent. Do you remember when you were a child? how you would bug grown ups for their attention for the most asinine reasons? Well thing of the Well as a grown up, and yourself as a child, and being an incarnate as a toy you really really want. throw a Tantrum when it says it won't let you have your alpha slot, tug on the Well's clothing and making scenes in public.

2. No Attention is Bad Attention. So go ahead and TP the Well's house, Throw rocks through its windows, and egg its nice, fresh paint coat. Just be sure to be around to take the credit.

3. Be Ubiquitous. The Well of Furies is a modern person, so you can find it on modern networking sites. Follow it on Twitter, friend them on MySpace and Facebook, and remember to spam their walls and demand why it isn't responding to you as well as flooding its PM box with questions. If you can get the Well's cellphone number, call it whenever your minutes allow you to, better yet, steal the cellphone of one of the Well's friends or loved ones and call it through that. you can even pretend you are a kidnapper.

4. Let No Man Hold You Back. By this point, the Well has probably taken out a restraining order on you. Here, you are now in the jackpot, it will have to appear in court with you, where you can bug it some more, Don't forget that even if the Restraining order goes through, you can still, always ignore it yourself.

Following these four tips, you will certainly be able to acquire many Well notices for your alpha slots until the PPD come to arrest you. Thank you for your time, my friends.

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Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow City of Heroes is a game about freedom of expression and variety of experiences far more so than it is about representing any one theme, topic or genre.

I don't want to attract the notice of the well because I'm afraid it has one of those creepy drowned Japanese girls in it.

*Bark! Bark!*
What is is girl? Timmy fell in the Well of Furies and is now Pwning Wally and "Teh Beav"

I usually put on a sideless bright red awning and casually drop a bucket as I pass the Well. Then the Well picks it up and gives it back to me and I profusely thank it and inquire how the Well holds onto its bucket and when it shows it to me I comment on how nice the Well's bucket is and how thick its rope.

Everyone gets screwed on Japanese gameshows.

Some other ways of getting the Well's Notice....

* Do a really good Ronald Reagan impression...

* EVERYONE throws in pennies, nickels and dimes... but how many thrown in crisp 100 dollar bills?

* If even bad attention is better than no attention then I have two words for you... "Public Urinal"

* Tell it you're the only person in CoH history to earn the "Master Spelunker" badge.

* To heck with getting its attention... so what if it won't let you bring up the bucket? Just bring a really, really, really long straw.

* Threaten it with 5,000 packets of unsweetened Kool-Aid and not a single grain of sugar. Then NO ONE will want to drink from it.

* Offer it a kick-back on your new "Essence of the Furies" line of cologne and body wash products.

* Reveal to it that you know it's secret and will release to the press the fact that Hamidon was actually created the day someone poured 10 pounds of gelatin mix into the well.

* Bring a class-action law suit against the Well for harassment due to the fact that males only have to drink from the Well to get power; females need to bathe nude in its waters.

What is this I don't even

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Originally Posted by Arcanaville Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

Glue two big googly eyes to the outside of it and put up a sign that says:

Grab a boombox and lift it over your head outside of the well's residence and crank up terence trent d arby - wishing well.
http://youtu.be/K-Uz-dPANDY

(k uz dpandy.... funny)

short skirts and low cut tops?

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Pff. The Well should be the one who wants me to notice it.