How to tell when your scrapper is dead

It can be tricky working with scrapper, often running off to do their own thing, how can you tell when their in trouble if you can't SEE them? These tips may help.

The six second rule - If the scrapper hasn't shouted obscenities for 6 seconds he may be dead.

When the scrapper yells LEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JJJJEEEEEENNNNKKKKKINNNNSSS, you know he is about to be faceplanted.

When the scrapper says, Hey guys watch this. You know he is dead.

These sound strangly familiar to You might be a redneck.

<.< >.> Oh what an Idea I should make a thread or someone should make a thread called, You might be <insert archtype here>.

If he hasn't aggroed the next group, he's dead.

If he has, and he actually IS NOT a Scrapper, he will be soon...

Now you must be thinking "Man Scrappers are CRAZZZZZZZA" and you would be right.

"But NEKO as a Defender (or Corruptor or Mastermind or....) how do i keep my Scrapper alive?"

Well I have a tip just for you.

The average scrapper loves Accelerated Metabolism, Speed Boost, Insulation Shield, Recovery or Regeneration Aura, Deflection shield and so on. If you have a "gather for" or "fire and forget" buff your in luck. But unfortunately Empaths the scrapper will will have no use for your Heal Other or Absorb pain, because he will be agroing the other side of the map and be far out of your range.

When I'm at the controls.

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..when you can see floorwax in his teeth.

small yellow?

agreed

I've got this!! I'm regen!!

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Perhaps he is merely pining for the fjords??

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Scrapper is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the floor 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-SCRAPPER!!

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