Kill the User Above You (With The Gift They Just Gave You)


AzureSkyCiel

 

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How lovely! I take the pink marshmallows and shove them in your throat to block your airway, then force the white ones up your nose. Your demise is fairly swift.

I bestow a newborn possum to the person below me.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I teach the possum how to slash people's jugular veins and test it on a few people. After many successful tests, I unleash the killer possum on you.

I give the next person Tier9 VIP status.


 

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Sweet! I use this to unlock the deadliest weapon in the game, which I kill you with.

I give the person below me some chocolate milk.


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Good! Just the thing for me to hide some arsenic in. I, of course I hand it back to you saying "Thanks, but no thanks, I'm allergic to chocolate". You, being not a wasteful kind of chap drink it down in one gulp. Ho! Hum! Diddly Dum! You brought about your own demise didn't you?

To the person below me I give a huge great pile kindly thoughts.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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& I Kill you with kindness as a horribly painful result!

To the person below me I give the gift of gas . . .


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Quote:
Originally Posted by LaLoca_Mo View Post
& I Kill you with kindness as a horribly painful result!

To the person below me I give the gift of gas . . .
Uses the gas to burn your house with > MUAAHAHAHA


I give to the next person the gift of a pre paid gift card to Best Buy :P



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I gratefully take the gift of the Best Buy pre-paid gift card and very methodically and with evil intent tear it up to very small pieces and push it far up your right nostril....snort you way out of that buddy boy!

To the person below me I give the gift immortality.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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Hrrm... Not my favorite way of doing that but in case you didn't realize, by making me immortal, you have made it possible for me to outlive you... And you will die... eventually...

I give to the next person a pirate flag.


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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I take that flag, and use it as the emblem/macro symbol for the new Pirate Summoning power, after which I click it and watch as my swarm of pirates beat you to death with a plank rather than making you walk it and risk your potential survival.

I give to the next person a videocamera.

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Thank you! I take your video camera and use it to take pictures of you in flagranti with Ms Liberty. I then post these on the interweb which gives Cryptic Studios, the right to sue you for your every last cent. Which means you have no money at all and you commit hari kari while humming "It's a long way to Tipperary".

To the person below me I give the gift of laughter.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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Uses that gift of Laughter to leave you ROFLYAO till you Die in severe pain gasping for breath!

To the next person I give the Gifts of Typoes . . .


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MArc# 5232 Bastet's Unleashing *a Solo-able arc*
Gae'Atha- lvl 50 Emp/Ele/Psi Def
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