Kill the User Above You (With The Gift They Just Gave You)
By
AzureSkyCiel,
Posted on: 2010-08-07 20:42 in Forum Games
With Great Kindness I put you out of the worlds misery.
To the person below me I give you the gift of Eternal Procrastination.
The Legendary Cosmological Prince Reigar 53rd Illusion Control/Storm Summoning/Primal Forces Mastery/Incarnate
It's a dark and story night. That means something bad is happening out there
Many thanks, however your gift backfires on you and you wait and wait and wait for ever putting off the day hoping someone will come along and put an end to eternity for you.
To the person below me I give the gift of beauty.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Well, they say looks can kill so...
I'll just give the next person one of those creepy windup cymbal-playing chimpanzees.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
I always wanted one, thank you!!! I made some 'small' modifications to it by attaching hydrolic 1-ton psi cables to the arms, set for rapid repeat. I Place your head between the monkey's cymbals and turn it on...buh-bye
For tpbm I bestow an ice cream bar
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Oh! Yummy-scrummy! tyvm. Of course I give it back to you as it's the only one in the world that contains large amounts of laxitives, we know what happens next. You spend so long on the lavatory that you starve to death - may your god be with you.
To the person below me I give all my love.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
That's so kind of you.
Unfortunately, it only gets you killed as you heroically try to stop a mere hologram of myself from being flattened by a steam-roller. Such a tragic sacrifice, and yet for nothing.
To you, oh TBM, I leave a half-used ketchup packet.
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Huh.
Ah, did you not know how sharp the edges of the packet are? I used the sharp edges to cut you up and then I smeared the ketchup over your dead body so it cannot be isolated from the blood!
And now I give you something special: one of my arcane tomes. Of course, this one is impossible to read since some buffoon wrote graffiti all over it. Good luck trying to find the incantations for any of the Death Spells! Gwa ha ha ha!
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How kind but how futile, as I have the gift of second sight and can read anything that is hidden to normal mortals. I have a wonderful moment chanting a really, really evil death spell, then watching you writhe in agony as it begins to take affect.
To the person below me I give my wonderful sense of humour.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I saw this on 1,000 Ways to Die! I shall tell you this awesome joke that makes you laugh for 36 hours after which you die of cardiac arrest.
And now I give you, and I know this will bite me in the butt somehow, 1 Incarnate Shard!
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Thanks ever so....I take your incarnate Shard and shove it right where the sun don't shine and you die a very very painful death muttering something about being bitten in the butt.
To the person below me I give the gift of forgiveness.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I forgive, but never forget. And unfortunately for you, my minions are not as forgiving as me.
I give the next person this stupid cold or whatever it is that is REALLY annoying me!
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I take the cold and mutate it into a deadly strain of Bluegoofus and breathe on you...your lips fall off, your feet shrink to the size of a pack of gum and you die.
To the beson below me I give you a black feather.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Why thank you!
I take your black feather and tickle you till you die laughing.
To the person below me I give a white feather.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
How novel, I would normally dip the feather into a bottle of ink and then sign your death warrant, but then it would not be ME killing you, but my executioner and my executioner would probably NOT use this feather to do the job. Perhaps I shall have this feather fitted with an iron spike which I will use to stab you.
I give the next person NOTHING! You cannot kill me if you have no weapon! Mua ha ha ha!
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Duh! Have you ruled out the power of thought? You gave me nothing except the 'idea' for your demise. This I use to great effect, I visit a voodoo priest and he gives me a cute little dolly that looks just like you. I place this effigy on my table and start to stick little knives into it, working my way from the outside in. Tiny little puncture wounds that transfer from the effigy to your actual body, which make you writhe in agony and you long for death as a release. So there!
I give the person below me the gift of holiness.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Thank you, I've always wanted to be a god. You are a fool, however. As a supreme being, I have an infinite number of ways to destroy you!
I give the person below me A CURSE! That's right, I curse you! A fatal curse to boot! Better find someone to transfer the curse before you succumb to it!
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I am already cursed will many skills! *blushes and brags* So, I pass your curse back to YOU!
To the following poster I bestow a Twinkie.
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
That is so sweet and I'm eternally grateful for your generousity. I take your Twinkie and change the i into an l - Twinkle. I notice that your have a twinkle in your eye, so I send that twinkle and you way out into the stratosphere where you join with the all the other twinkles and there you remain until eternity, twinkling merrily away.
To the person below me I give the gift of a warm fuzzy feeling.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Unfortunately for you, that warm fuzzy feeling is a domesticated bear snuggling beside me, which I shall send to your place of work in lieu of your boss, where the bear will embarrass you greatly in front of your hot co-worker.(You'll be devastated by this embarrassment and ask the 'boss' to 'fire you'*)
*(Bears fire people by eating them)
For the person below me, I shall give you a real-life replica of an MC Escher room.
"There's no magic formula that's guaranteed to make us produce a universally loved item each and every week, hell some people even poo pooed Street Justice." --Zwillinger
Unfortunately, I put a gun to your head and make you climb every single stairway until you gracefully fall from one of them and land on your neck.
I give the next person below me a rikti costume code. That's already been used.
Well, that was foolish. That costume comes with a Rikti sword, which I can use to decapitate you.
And now I bribe the person below me with 2000 Paragon Points. I know you want them. Just post to claim them!
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Well! How thoughtful! I take the 2000 PP's and one by one I push them, first up your right nostril and then your left. That seems to be taking a long time so I stuff the remainder down your throat. This suffocates you - difficult to breathe with stuffed up nostrils and gullet isn't it? You expire mumbling something about curses and hauntings.
To the person below me I give cursedsorcerer's eulogy.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Thank you. Let me make some adjustments... There. Now it's YOUR Eulogy! After I recite the eulogy, the Grim Reaper gets mixed up and claims your soul! Mua ha ha ha!
I give to the person below me one of those prank guns with the sign that says "BANG!"
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Thank you, most civil of you. I love those prank guns, but unfortunately for you the prank gun you give me fires poison arrows and says "Gotcha!" on the sign. Of course the act of me firing that gun at you results in a slow and agonising death that lasts 7 days, 7 hours, 7mins and 7 seconds. At the end of that time you are praying for a blessed release from your agony. Sleep Well! My insect loving friend.
To the person below me I give a bag of pink and white marshmallows.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
How thougtful!
I use this on your wobbley false teeth, which are so ill fitting you need 2 tubes a day. You experience an allergic reaction to the zinc that Polident contains and are pronounced brain dead within a month.
To the person below me I give you the gift of kindness.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown