Green Eggs and Hamidon
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2short2care,
Posted on: 2010-07-21 06:43 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
That was nice.
From now on, every time a teammate dies in the Statesman's Pal mission or on the STF, I'm going to yell in Local, "You've been laid low by Marcus Cole!" And I imagine the upcoming i19 incarnate stuff will provide plenty more opportunities to use it.
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I was recently able to smuggle this children's book out of Praetoria.
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Now this is truly amazing. Job well done.
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So, now we know how the Praetorian Steelclaw spends his time...
Being AWESOME!!
What will happen when the two meet? 
Their AWESOME shall blot out the sun!!
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"Hypocrisy, the human inherent." "Let not this work be wasted, apply yourself always."
I was recently able to smuggle this children's book out of Praetoria.
I'm not sure if it's significant but it was published by the Loyalist Propaganda Publishing Company...
Enjoy...
(Emperor Cole: )
Ham-i-don
Ham-i-don
That Hamidon
That Hamidon
I do not like
That Hamidon!
(Hamidon: )
Ah! A world to feast upon!
(Emperor Cole: )
I will defeat you,
Hamidon!
I will destroy and
Make you gone!
(Hamidon: )
Shall I eat it here or there?
(Emperor Cole: )
You shall not eat it
Here or there.
You shall not eat it
Anywhere!
I will defeat you,
Hamidon!
I will destroy and
Make you gone!
(Hamidon: )
Shall I feed upon this town?
Take them in and make them drown?
(Emperor Cole: )
You will not feed upon
This Town!
As at this point youre
Going down!
You shall not eat them
Here or there!
You shall not eat them
Anywhere!
I shall defeat you,
Hamidon!
I will destroy and
Make you gone!
(Hamidon: )
Shall I rain death upon this plain?
Cut a swath from here to Spain?
(Emperor Cole: )
Not on a plain.
Neither in Spain.
Nary a town.
Youre goin down!
You will not eat them
Here or There.
You will not eat them
Anywhere!
I will defeat you,
Hamidon!
I will destroy and
Make you gone!
(Hamidon: )
Will I? Shall I?
Blot the sky?
Embrace the air
And suck it dry?
(Emperor Cole: )
You will not
Shall not
Touch the sky!
(Hamidon: )
I may just see
It may be nice
If I consumed
The arctic ice
(Emperor Cole: )
You will not, can not
Touch the ice!
Bleed the sky?
That isnt nice!
You will not destroy the fruited plain
You will not set one foot in Spain
You will not harm one single town
I swear to GOD youre going down!
You will not eat them here or there!
You will not eat them ANYWHERE!
I WILL defeat you Hamidon!
I WILL destroy and MAKE YOU GONE!
(Hamidon: )
The Sea! The Sea!
The Sea! The Sea!
I shall absorb and drink
The Sea!
(Emperor Cole: )
No, not the sea! Neither the ice!
Let loose the sky, Ive warned you thrice!
You will not, shall not, eat the plain
You shall not, will not, land in Spain
You will not eat one single town
Youre way past due for going down!
You will not eat them here or there
You will not eat them anywhere
I will defeat you Hamidon!
(Hamidon: )
Say!
The whole world?
Eat the whole world!
Shall I, will I, the whole world?
(Emperor Cole: )
You shall not will not
Eat the world.
(The illustrations at this point are of Emperor Cole first cracking his knuckles with a determined look on his face, then launching himself at Hamidon.)
(Hamidon: )
I only want to eat the world!
No need to get your rage unfurled!
(BLAM!)
I will not sip upon the Sea!
The polar ice is not for me!
(WHACK!)
The sky is far beyond my reach!
Now please dont hit me, I beseech!
(POW!)
I shall not feast upon the plain!
No grain of Spain shall I profane!
(CRASH!)
I will not harm a single town!
The very thought it makes me frown!
(BAP!)
I will not eat them here or there!
Im on a diet, to my despair!
(BOOOOOOM!)
This epic war, it took its toll
Ive been lain low by Marcus Cole
(Emperor Cole: )
I now have killed you,
Hamidon.
Destroyed you here
And made you gone.
And on your corpse
I make my claim.
That all may hail
And praise my name.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw