Badge Titles that arent gonna happen

As the title says think up badge titles that you know are just not gonna happen and if you want to you can include a reason why, nothing offencive mind.

Heres some to start

Narcoleptic - achivement

You have held down a multiple keys for 8 hours earning you this badge


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Proctologist - invention

you have created 10 "chance for" enhancements

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March Madness - Accolade

you have visited all 4 of the courts in skyway earning you the big orange ball temp power
(yeah EA and the NBA would have a field day squeezing out the money for this one)
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The Penny Dropped - defeats

You have been defeated by Blue Steel
(would be the only defeat badge where you HAD to be defeated to earn )

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Dead Man Walking - Achivement

You have been "assasin" striked 20 times
(would definetly be interesting on how to flag captures on this one)
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Went the Extra Mile - explore

you have found the only place in the shadow shard thats interesting
(say put this one way out and away from any entrance)

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Now we aren't ready quite yet to let the catgirls out of the bag.... (quote from ex libris)

"I'll buy that for a dollar"

You actually purchased a purple IO for ONE INFLUENCE because some cheap moron actually posted it for ONE INFLUENCE. Ha ha ha!

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Returned to the City - technically a "day job" I suppose

You came back to CoX after not logging in a single character for over 365 days but still kept your account paid up.

traversed the shard - achievement

you managed to get from one end of each shadow shard zone to the other without activating any travel powers, including sprint. (For the Storm Palace, you got to the big black ball)

make up your mind! - achievement

you have stood there with the logout timer over your head but not actually logged out due to keypresses for an hour's worth of gametime. (must be gained in a single login session)

Cameraman/woman - achievement

you have taken over 1000 screenshots. (Character based)

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"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
Interwebz Hoard is now at: 33 Interwebz
{Peoples who have Contributed to the Hoard:: (30) & (2)}
Now available in a wide range of flavours!

Bored - Achievement

You stood in atlas park for 10 hours

0w3n3d - Achievement

You Ran into a mob and died in 2 seconds

PowerLeveled - Achievement

Toon got PL'd from 1-50


Suspended - Achievement

You got suspended from the game 5 times


Sky dying - Achievement

You fell 696 ft and landed in a mob and died

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"Masochist"

You managed to avoid taking any more of your primary powers past the first one AND six-slotted Brawl.

"Super Masochist"

You did the same as above, but you took Jump Kick too!

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Slacker- you have spent more time going afk than anything.

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Emotipreneur-You spend more time doing emotes in Atlas Plaza than actually fighting.

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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

Mr. Awesome: You have met the Cursed Sorcerer! Good work!

(Sorry, just kidding!)

Misguided-Achievement: You spent 10 hours looking to hunt Malta in ATLAS PARK!

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to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

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Writer of In-Game fiction: Just Completed: My Summer Vacation. My older things are now being archived at Fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/~jwbullfrog until I come up with a better solution.

Broadcaster:

You have said the same thing multiple times in broadcast (say about 30 in an hour) steadfastly saying it again and again despite people telling you to shut up.

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"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
Interwebz Hoard is now at: 33 Interwebz
{Peoples who have Contributed to the Hoard:: (30) & (2)}
Now available in a wide range of flavours!

Gimp - Achievement
"You have successfully broken your build beyond repair."

Waxing Nostalgic - Achievement
"You have spent 21 days (504 Hours) Logged in and sitting the the Perez Park Dumpster you used to use back in the day."

Cubicidal - Defeats
"You have killed 200 Co-workers while on your Day Job"

Hopeless Romantic - Accolade
"You have withstood the test of time and witnessed Hell freezing over. Bases, PvP, Bugs, and all your Suggestions and Ideas have been fixed and implemented."

Master Mender - Accolade Power (+10% to your Global Recharge)
"You have painstakenly taken on the time stream and defeated all of your enemies. You have completed all Story Arcs within Ouroboros at each Challenge Level."

Frenemies - PvP
"You have defeated everyone on your Global Friends List in PvP"

Panhandler - Wentworths
"You have panhandled for 100 Million Inf from other Heroes/Villains while sitting at the market."

Monkey Spanker - Defeats
"You have successfully defeated all of the Rikti Monkeys in the Rikti War Zone"


... more later.

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Some of those are quite good Shadow.

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Thanks EG

In a rush, so I'll just pop out the obvious...

Bait Master - Event (unlocks /em cast)
"You have successully navigated the waterways of [Paragon City/the Rogue Aisles] with your fishing pole."

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Priest/Nunn badge:

you have successfuly sat through Silver Mantis's dialogue without thinking about perverted things 1 time.

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Time to start another account
-You have filled all 36 slots on every server with level 50 characters.

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AEdiot - Awarded for reaching lvl 50 without having left the AP AE building.

Wait...What? - Awarded for claiming a Kheldian as your first lvl 50. (Note this badge is no longer avalible as of I-17)

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Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch

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Helpless:
Given out correct, good advice in the Help channel, and been shouted down by people spouting errors.

Obsessive-Compulsive:
Clicked all the glowies in the "Find the bowling trophy" mission.

Well-Connected:
Have all your contacts at "confidant"

Street Sweeper:
Street swept an entire level.

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I'm such a geek. Some of my heroes have journals.

U CANT HAZ
Your character's name was made generic because of a TOS violation.

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Testiclese:

You have been involved in all closed betas.

Monster Mash:

You fell into a group of ten GMs or more while traveling through the Hive/Abyss.

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United Powers of Paragon

"Hope is the last thing a person does before giving up."

-Henry Rollins


www.theirongategallery.com/ (They will do custom costumes if you ask really really nice)

Buh:

Buh

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I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

global handle: @Pepsiman
Wii Code: 5292 9629 8964 1440
XBL: IndyBanzai

Achievement:
Lame:
you are so lame, even your nemesis doesn't even attack you.

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Bad Merchant:
You spent 2 billion infamy/influence on a human blood sample, you could always just stick a clean needle into your vein and pop out some salvage by that.

Achievement:
Retarded:
Retarded is now a complement to you!

Achievement:
Wasted Money:
you lost 10 billion influence/infamy by reaching your max limit of influence/infamy and still taking money out of the Black Market or WentWorths. (as of I17 you cannot get this badge)

Achievement:
Still a Baby:
you tried to cry when you left your mother for three days.

Defeat:
Cowardice:
You're afraid of a underling.

Defeat:
No Confidence:
Succumbed to a level 1 minion at level 50.

Defeat:
Hates thou self:
Died 10 times without throwing a punch.

Defeat:
Too Nice:
You think fighting is so wrong that you died 50 times without even trying to retaliate

Defeat:
Suicidal:
You have died 1000 times to achieve this badge.( you have to die 1000 times without attacking once).

Accolade:
Damn Man/Girl you die alot!:
Do to you dieing too many times without trying, you have lost the ability to level up and if you are level 50, you have been demoted to lvl 46 and the ability to not level up anymore aswell.

Achievement:
Hard to catch:
you have avoided getting hit 50 times

Achievement:
Struggle to Harm:
you have not been hit 200 times

Achievement:
Elusive:
Have not been touched 2000 times

Achievement:
Short life:
You haven't died for 8 hours of mission play.(if you turn AFK in a mission it stops counting).

Achievement:
Moderate life:
You haven't died in over 24 hours of mission play.(same as Short life terms)

Achievement:
Long life without Death:
You haven't died in over 48 hours of mission play. (same as Short life terms)

Achievement:
No defeat for me:
You haven't died in over 60 hours of mission game play. (same as Short life terms)

Accolade:
No fear of death:
You have not died in a whopping 60 hours of misison gameplay!




I tried as many as I could think of.

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Pure SEXEH!

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Achievement
Daily Rapist:
you're stalker has ***** the dead bodies of his/her own victims

Achievement:
lawyer:
you have sued someone for 1 million dollars even though they are innocent

Achievement:
Complete Emo:
You logged in just to be called emo

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Achievement:
Imperious' Guardian

Desc:
You have protected Imperious throughout the ITF Mission till the end.


Yeah.. we really need such a thing. I like protecting him through it -.-

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