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In the event she is unable to dodge a friggin' laser beam outright, Shard wears body armor with refractive properties. So even though your laser beam hit, it was reflected back and vaporized one of your family jewels. |
Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
Yeah, but I bet you're not immune to lasers. Which I just shot you with. And now you're dead.
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Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
cuz on Virt you can't have a thread like this - Day 4 smoke free and to keep myself busy i compiled this for you with images I found on the World Wide Enterwebs....It's performance art piece I call:
"Karl is my sign maker"
-Even Stevie Wonder can't tell the difference!
-How do you know the Walrus is gay?
-Then who is it suitable for?
-But it's the world's oldest profession!
-Ah Penguins, natures little mechanics and butlers.
-Everywhere Tiger goes someone is after his.
-Or you will turn in to a ghost?
-Wow, just wow!
*some of these images may have been shopped for your amusement, but not by me...I am far too lazy for that.
I just shot you all with dual-wield nuclear subs. In the face! It was all part of my plan!
Now I'm making out with a bunch of hot chicks that want me. And my wife is totally cool with it and brought out some refreshing drinks and rice krispy treats.
((Man I'm so awesome))
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Awesome, yes... perhaps too awesome... |
Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
I just shot you all with dual-wield nuclear subs. In the face! It was all part of my plan!
Now I'm making out with a bunch of hot chicks that want me. And my wife is totally cool with it and brought out some refreshing drinks and rice krispy treats. ((Man I'm so awesome)) |
and then it dawns upon you... it was all a dream! A sordid, horrible dream!
Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
You people are friggin nuts...god do i love this server
The Revenants and Vengeance Imperium-Triumph, Champion & now flavoring Justice!
Tanker Tuesdays & Brutal Thursdays. If you like fun, look'em up!
Shhh! Rangle is plotting.
For 3M on the occasion of his quitting the death sticks...
Day 1. 3M breaks through the initial barriers to a cleaner set of lungs.
Day 2. The need to choke...
...and choke...
...and choke some more has arrived
Day 3. OK... 3M is losing it a little bit here, but at least in his own mind he is keeping it straight...
Day 4. So begins the munchies...
Day 5?
Hang in there 3M! Soon you will get to...
..hot! (and pantsless).
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Which cause the microwaved peeps your kissing turn jealous and all soggy.
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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
Now I'm making out with a bunch of hot chicks that want me. And my wife is totally cool with it and brought out some refreshing drinks and rice krispy treats.
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Triumph Lurker: mintmiki 50 emp/archer
basically, if you see a miki on Triumph, it's probably cute and it's probably me.
Huge thanks to cuppamanga and all the folks in the mac help forum for prolonging my borrowed time on this game.
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You will fear my LAZAR FACE?|
Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
Yeah, but I bet you're not immune to lasers. Which I just shot you with. And now you're dead.
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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
I just shot you all with Nerf Guns.* In the face! It was all part of my horrible* plan!
Now I'm making out with a bunch of hot chickens* that want me. And my wife is totally not* cool with it and brought out some poisoned* drinks. |
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
In the event she is unable to dodge a friggin' laser beam outright, Shard wears body armor with refractive properties. So even though your laser beam hit, it was reflected back and vaporized one of your family jewels.
Your ability to produce a Mini has been reduced by 50%. |
K Thx Bai
HA KARL!
We tricked you! Peel the face off of one of those "hot chicks." YES! It is true! We made your very own assbot into a andriod to trick you into making out with it! Take those lazars and shoot them at yourself to stop that seering pain inside your brain! Yes we used Mintmiki as bait like on all those STF's. Mintmiki did not die in vain. We have a letter from her to be opened like the Omega team time capsule except it isnt 7 years it was 7 minutes after she was consumed by fume/lazar/RP. Her letter reads:
Deer Peeps
no u
mm.
PS It's a trap
Haha, o that Mintmiki was a character all right we will mi.......>clik<
"Oh NO! I'm so sorry baba! you and your wife will be sorely missed...s#@!, i did it again, didn't I?" - mintmiki
Animal Farm ID:71800
When Alts Collide: 134432
I knew you were going to do that, so I put bear traps in your underwear and you didn't even know it until you got circum-suprised!
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o.0 if there was ever a line to cross....I think you just ran right past it.
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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
I knew you were going to do that, so I put bear traps in your underwear and you didn't even know it until you got circum-suprised!
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K Thx Bai
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only i can rp dc!! how dar...
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Originally Posted by Baba_Kanoosh
HA KARL!
Haha, o that Mintmiki was a character all right we will mi.......>clik< |
Triumph Lurker: mintmiki 50 emp/archer
basically, if you see a miki on Triumph, it's probably cute and it's probably me.
Huge thanks to cuppamanga and all the folks in the mac help forum for prolonging my borrowed time on this game.
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I am already dead before you killed me again. I am a walking zombie with a immunity to gaseous materials that are hazardous waste. I got that when I hit 51 Karl. |
Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
Stop it you guys! You're dead. You can't sip jaeger or TL;DR stuff!!!
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Just stay away.
Don't I know you???
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There is a flaw in this.... female toons have nothing to circum-surprise....
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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
I knew you were going to do that, so I put bear traps in your underwear and you didn't even know it until you got circum-suprised!
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Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
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Their loved ones?
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
There is a flaw in this.... female toons have nothing to circum-surprise....
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Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man
I knew you were going to do that, so I put bear traps in your underwear and you didn't even know it until you got circum-suprised!
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After i have been lasered, gassed, nuked, and circum-prized,
my farewell letter is read aloud at a House Judiciary Committee in an effort to generate a subpoena to come to testify about your involvement in my murder and also regarding your political backdealing that lead to the unjust firing of U.S. Attorneys in 2006.
Triumph Lurker: mintmiki 50 emp/archer
basically, if you see a miki on Triumph, it's probably cute and it's probably me.
Huge thanks to cuppamanga and all the folks in the mac help forum for prolonging my borrowed time on this game.
I don't think Triumph is properly equipped to handle complex plots of this magnitude for very long.
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In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfile...
(Please support the best webcomic about a cosmic universal realignment by impaired angelic interference resulting in identity crisis angst. Or I release the pigmy water thieves.)
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So Turbo snuck Monkey into Chile's again I take it?
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Originally Posted by Shard_Warrior
Well, between the 5 alarm chile, burritos and Doritos with salsa/cheese dip that Monkey has a penchant to gorge himself on, trust me; I'm immune to noxious gas as well.
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Alcohol works wonders
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Originally Posted by Arcanaville
I don't think Triumph is properly equipped to handle complex plots of this magnitude for very long.
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Don't I know you???
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LOL! Ouch! |
Originally Posted by Rhynwa
Their loved ones?
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Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
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::sigh:: Yes. I haven't told Turbo yet about the couple of "presents" Monkey left in his room though.
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Originally Posted by Az'rial
So Turbo snuck Monkey into Chile's again I take it?
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Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
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What's wrong with your face?
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Originally Posted by Arcanaville
I don't think Triumph is properly equipped to handle complex plots of this magnitude for very long.
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Wait...
DAMNIT ALL!