Every dog has his bacon.
I hope there are no vegans around these parts, they would be all grossed out lol.
Try, Try, Bacon. (Try, Try, again)
A bacon in the hand is worth two on the plate (in the bush)
Don't count your bacon before they've grilled.
Damn that was crap.
If Mohammed will not go to the bacon, the bacon will come to Mohammed.
If it ain't bacon, fix it!
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A penny saved is BACON! (a penny earned)
Rolling bacon gathers no moss
A cat has 9 Bacons
Mom always says to wear clean bacon when you leave the house
A Bacon (Apple) a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!
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A Bacon (Apple) a Day Keeps the Doctor coming!
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An ounce of Bacon is worth a pound of tofu
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
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Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Man who sit on hot bacon soon rise.
Fry a man bacon, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fry bacon, he'll eat for life.
Bacon unto others, as you would have them bacon unto you.
Two bacon are better than one...
Because then you can have your bacon and eat it, too!
To char is human
To bacon, divine
Who knew there was a whole book of the bible devoted to Bacon? Some random examples
Like a pig with a golden ring in it's nose is a beautiful woman with no Bacon 11:22
Hear, ye children, the instruction of bacon, and attend, that you may know prudence. 4:1
And behold a woman meeteth him in bacon’s attire, prepared to deceive souls: talkative and wandering 7:10
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that is wise hearkeneth unto bacon 12:15
While the cat's away the bacon will play!
Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse
The English language is an intricate high-speed precision tool.Stop using it to bang open coconuts. ~Tokamak
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It is better to be thought of as a man who likes bacon, than to be seen eating bacon and remove all doubt.
'C' is for Bacon. That's good enough for me! 
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Do, or do not...there is no bacon.
Bacon Be or Not Bacon Be That is the Question... (*covers head*)
Whether the arteries to indulge in fat,
The deadly clogging of a thousand flesh tubes,
Or to take arms against a sea of bacon,
And by opposing eat them? To gorge: to slurp;
No more; and by a sleep to say we eat
The heart-ache and the thousand heart attacks, too
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a vast consumption
Devoutly to be wish'd. To gorge, to slurp;
To slurp: perchance to drool: ay, there's the rub;
For in that slurp of gorge what drool may come
When we have eaten up this bacon coil,
Must give us more: there's the bacon
That makes festivity of so long life;
For who would bear the splashing bacon grease,
The great king of meat, the proud man's consuming,
The pangs of bacon love, the law's delay,
The insolence of calories, the squirms
That patient bacon of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his bacon still make
With a bare saucepan? who would piglets bear,
To grunt and sweat under baconey life,
But that dread of something after bacon,
The undiscover'd state of no more bacon
No remaining bacon, puzzles the will
And we rather eat that bacon we have
Than fly to bacon that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make bacon of us all;
And thus the bacon hue of resolution
Is sicklied with the pale cast of hunger,
And enterprises of great bacon and scope
With this regard their bacon turn awry,
And lose the name of bacon.
We know how popular bacon is, right? There's bacon on the BIg Screen and Bacon on the Radio, so I felt we needed another. Every proverb needs bacon.
Basically, take a proverb and baconize it. (And if that isn't a word, it ought to be) I'll start.
Don't look a bacon horse in the mouth.
And also:
If God had wanted us to bake, he would have given us bacon
Over to you.