Every Proverb Needs Bacon

Bacon, bacon, my kingdom for bacon!

keep your friends close, and your bacon even closer

Houston, we have a Bacon


( not sure if anyone said these )

another bible quote:
as for me and my house, we will serve the bacon.


I never met a bacon i didn't like

In God we trust. All others pay bacon.

A man is judged by his bacon, not by his words

Nothing bacon, nothing gained.

Every dog has his bacon.

Who's on bacon?

The best thing in life is bacon

A day without bacon is like a day without sunshine.

Close, but no bacon

Every bacon wants to go to heaven but no bacon wants to die!

Now these three remain: faith, hope, and bacon. But the greatest of these is bacon.

Bacon is man's best friend

Lightning never strikes bacon ...

Into every life, a little bacon must fall!

A bacon's work is never done (A woman's work is never done)

Beauty is in the bacon of the skillet. (Beauty is in the eye of the beholder)

Bacon is the better part of valour. (Discretion is the better part of valour)

Bacon will get you everywhere. (Flattery will get you nowhere)

Good bacon makes good neighbours. (Good fences make good neighbours)

It's the early girl that gets the bacon. (It's the early bird that gets the worm)

People who live in hungry houses should not throw bacon. (People who live in glass houses should not throw stones)

All I want for Christmas is my two front bacons

90% of Bacon is Perspiration

Home is where the bacon is.

Bacon has the power to both destroy and heal. When bacon is both true and kind, it can change our world.

-Spoken by the Bodhisattva of Bacon, in the Pork Belly Sutra.

i'm so happy, i could just bacon ...

A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running bacon.

Bacon is the sincerest form of fattery.

LMAO girl!

It’s raining Bacons!

the bacon ain't over 'til the fat lady sings