Question For Farmers
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The best part is, if we can define words however we want, we can never, ever be wrong about anything, ever! Want to prove X = Y? Broaden the definitions of X and Y until they prove our point! W00t!
I mean, from a certain point of view, *any* dedicated pushing for a specific goal could be called farming.
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Hooray for muddying the waters!
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Nononono...
That 6 year old should NOT be farming for the flour for his own cake! Child labor laws!
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1 - It will be birthday PIE! Not cake...it's a lie
2 - 6 CoH years. If I remember my calculations correctly our CoH toons experience one day for every hour we experience, based on a full day/night cycle.
Assuming that and based on one year our time = 8760 hours then our toons experience 24 years for every one year we live through. This means my 6 year old toon is actually 144 CoH years old. That is not only old enough to work on a farm, but he should be sitting on the front porch with a shotgun and a straw in his mouth talking about back in the day when the dust would swirl up and cover Atlas park while lowbies had to go to Perez Park as part of their training.
(Math may be slight wrong, very wrong, or made up. Pie is real)
Actually, that would make him old enough to be DEAD.
True, but thanks to Mender Silos we have the ability to go back in time and become our own grandfather. Thereby allowing several versions of us to exist in the same timespace. Being that only a single version can exist in any given timespace this is corrected by micro-paradoxes in our personal timelines, allowing us to maintain the same relative age to our reallife counterparts even in the face of hundreds of years.
Plus...My main is a Cyborg. Cyborg=Magic so I c'n live 4eva!!!11!1!1ONE!11!1
You buying any of this??
Plus...My main is a Cyborg. Cyborg=Magic so I c'n live 4eva!!!11!1!1ONE!11!1
You buying any of this??
I don't know, but I think I just went cross-eyed.
Actually no... he'd be mostly dead, you of all people should know!! 

I believe that a Kheldian Gold Standard should be based on SO's, and for anything above that... there's Platinum!
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You know... there's this story about a filthy-rich guy who goes to a vacation in Mexico. He meets a Mexican fisherman who's sitting lazily with his big sombrero covering his face, barely minding his fishing pole. The rich guy approaches and tells the fisherman he's being lazy, and that he would be catching plenty of fish if only he applied himself.
The fisherman looks up at the rich guy, squints a bit and says: "and then what? I got lots of fish, so then what?" The rich guy starts spinning this plan that has the fisherman buying a boat to go into the sea and catch even bigger fish that would sell for more, and then hiring other fishermen to help with the whole operation and the fisherman will become rich, just like the rich guy... To which the fisherman responds with another lazy: "then what...?" question. The rich guy smiles and says: "...then when you retire, you get to do whatever you like to do in the whole wide world!" The fisherman smiles a crooked smile and says: "I'm already doing it!" Some people simply get so wrapped up in the notion of maximizing stuff that they fail to realize it's not even required because neither the game-world, nor Life itself was designed for maximizing anything by any single entity. ![]() That said though, in MMO's as in Life, activities are designed around repeating patterns. We go to school every day for several years, we go to work, we eat, we sleep... we repeat. As pattern-consuming organisms we are designed to adopt certain patterns and reject others. It's really difficult to avoid patterns, and when one finally succeeds, we call them crazy and lock them away ![]() |
Keep in mind... some people enjoy creating and implementing plans. That rich guy may be doing what he wants to do, too. Applied to the game... some people enjoy figuring out how to maximize the xp/influence earning rate.
The OP is not just the fisherman.... he's the rich guy because he asked "why" instead of minding his own buisness.
I gotta make pain. I gotta make things right. I gotta stop what's comin'. 'Least I gotta try.
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That reminds me of my buddy's family from NYC that came to stay at his family's house one summer in Elkton, Maryland.
Unlike my theatrical namesake, I was born and bred a city boy on the east coast. Hell, I never even saw a live RABBIT in person until I moved out to Iowa for college.
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He had some friends over for some weekend slacking and beer while they were there.
The kids were like, maybe...6 and 10.
So, anyway, we are shooting darts, drinking some brews..and it starts getting towards dark. The time when the Fireflies come out and start their little lightshow.
I darn near lost my shiite when I heard the older brother say in a VERY distinct NY/Brooklyn accent, "What da f*** is that? Yo! Come here and look! (to his sister) Those bugs a**** are glowing! How do dey do that? Dats f****** CRAZY!"
He and his sister just went bonkers over them. We got him a jar with some holes in it and sent him home with some.
I NEVER heard a young kid curse so prolifically before or after that. He will make a fine sailor one day :P
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The story I posted doesn't go against making plans and having fun working hard to implement them. The lesson of the story is mainly "Plan for yourself and let others plan for themselves".
Keep in mind... some people enjoy creating and implementing plans. That rich guy may be doing what he wants to do, too. Applied to the game... some people enjoy figuring out how to maximize the xp/influence earning rate.
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The OP is not just the fisherman.... he's the rich guy because he asked "why" instead of minding his own buisness.
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I believe that a Kheldian Gold Standard should be based on SO's, and for anything above that... there's Platinum!
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In case it hasn't been said already...
I farm...
... for PURPLES!!!
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I always loved Eggplants, sadly, the wife's allergic!
In case it hasn't been said already...
I farm... ... for PURPLES!!! |



I believe that a Kheldian Gold Standard should be based on SO's, and for anything above that... there's Platinum!
Save Ms. Liberty (#5349) � Augmenting Peacebringers � The Umbra Illuminati
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Erm, you think? Because I think the lesson of the story was actually "do what you love and then you'll truly be rich". The story was painting the poor fisherman as the "truly wealthy" man because he was doing exactly what he wanted and had a great quality of life, while the "rich" man was actually poor because all he valued was money.
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That's the advanced lesson that can only be understood by those who have already learned the first simpler lesson.
Erm, you think? Because I think the lesson of the story was actually "do what you love and then you'll truly be rich". The story was painting the poor fisherman as the "truly wealthy" man because he was doing exactly what he wanted and had a great quality of life, while the "rich" man was actually poor because all he valued was money.
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Besides, if there's anything I've learned about people, it is that if you point to them that what they think they want isn't really what they need, they tend to get pissed off at you, especially if you're right

I believe that a Kheldian Gold Standard should be based on SO's, and for anything above that... there's Platinum!
Save Ms. Liberty (#5349) � Augmenting Peacebringers � The Umbra Illuminati
Save Ms. Liberty (#5349) � Augmenting Peacebringers � The Umbra Illuminati
Save Ms. Liberty (#5349) � Augmenting Peacebringers � The Umbra Illuminati