Deconstructing a myth
As far as I know the un-satanic hamster doesn't even read the forums let alone post on them.
I may be wrong but I if he does I've never read a post from him. |
Just "Hamster" is AmazingMOO. He most certainly does post on the forums. He may not frequent the Victory Forum often, but he does post elsewhere.
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You mean he has a character named Hamster? Why would I refer to someone by their character name when I'm on the forum?
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Sorry if I scared anyone, I thought it was understood that when speaking of Hamster in the Victory section it was Satanic Hamster.
You mean he has a character named Hamster? Why would I refer to someone by their character name when I'm on the forum?
<--- Sorry if I scared anyone, I thought it was understood that when speaking of Hamster in the Victory section it was Satanic Hamster. |
It's confusing that there is a "@Satanic Hamster" and "@Hamster". Ahh, ambiguity!
- Is also confused why all the talk of Hamster. Thinks people need to learn how to let go
- With all the talk of Hamster, really wishes the Mods had taken him up on his offer
- Believes that when there is any doubt on your part, it's best just to defer to his recollection. It usually saves lives
- Really doesn't understand emo tendencies
- Really doesn't understand elmo tendencies either
- Really doesn't understand emu sounds, but thinks it's a funny word
- Has held a baby lion cub and has pictures that make him go "awwwwwwww" every time
- Has wrestled a grown lion and has never had more fun
I've already forgotten about most of you
Thats right I forgot this thread is all about Voo...
and as typical...as much as he tries VooDoo can only hold our collective attention for so long. and his signature makes me giggle. |
- Believes that if he is confused about something, the rest of the world must be foaming at the mouth in a blithering stupor.
- Wants to make sure that everyone knows everything is about him. Has nothing to do with just having anything to actually pass the time with. It's all voodoo, all the time. But please, only clean thoughts
- Makes mental notes of everyone and how they react to certain stimuli. In this case, Scooter has an adverse reaction to the words elmo, or maybe emu. More research is needed.
- Giggled at saying emu again
- Can hold the attention of sheep for hours at a time. Let's face it, it's the only thing Victory has going on to get their minds off their own troubles.
- LOOK SHINY!
- Would like to reiterate the notion that he isn't afraid to throw himself out there in the name of science!
- Pink is his favorite color. It's not even a question. It's his new obsession.
- Will allow Bunny to send a gfriend request if she promises to offer herself up as the next conquest. Ya know, the one after Chicken.
- Will get bored of this soon and the forums can go back to utter obscurity. Until the next pvp nerf. Or ED-like change to the universe.
I've already forgotten about most of you
- Pink is his favorite color. It's not even a question. It's his new obsession.
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Done
- Will get bored of this soon and the forums can go back to utter obscurity. Until the next pvp nerf. Or ED-like change to the universe. |
Why don't they tell me of these things?!?!?!?
Calm down. It happened even before you bought the game.
Thank you. I feel so much better.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
- Is pretty sure scooter is trying too hard. or is just more crazy
- Isn't sure why scooter thought he was a bassit
- Sticks around by popular demand
- Invented the question mark?®
- Has caused at least 2 professional psychologists to cry during a session
- Is both the Yin and Yang. The light and dark. The smooth and crunchy.
- Is an organ doner. You just have to fill out a form, be of proper age, and get put on the waiting list. Offer invalid when deceased.
- Doesn't believe in any religion, yet believes in a weird amalgamation of karma, luck, fate and chance
- Drinks because you're incompetent
- Has a deep-imbedded disdain for PMs. If you chose to be a PM in life, it is advised to never, ever be left in a room alone with him.
- Has an IQ at least 53 points less than you'd like to admit
I've already forgotten about most of you
This thread reminds me of this (and especially today's the 11th).
- Is Penny's internet happy place
I've already forgotten about most of you
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
- Is mean all of the time
- Was once approached by the Devs, asking if it would just be easier to rename Victory to Voodoo to increase their exposure. He had to reject the offer with a chuckle because everyone knew that their hardware just couldn't handle that much awesomeness let alone the legion of people that would come from all over just to play on Voodoo.
- Cannot fathom why so many people continue to even click on this thread
- If he posts in your thread, is more than likely to increase the number of people who read your thread. This isn't always a good thing.
- Once in grade school, was milling about with some others when a teacher came around declaring "You kids can't be here without supervision" to which he replied "I got supervision.......I can see that fly waaaaaaay over there". The teacher quit two days later.
- Mineral of choice is zinc
- Once met a man from Nantucket for a very specific reason
- Favorite book is Catch 22. And not for any reason you can come up with
- Can guarantee that everything thus far spoketh is 100% voodoo-approved
- Uses the exact same argument for every accusation. I plead the 5th, sir.
I've already forgotten about most of you
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
- Is mean all of the time |
I thought I was a happy box...wait...that didn't come out right!
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pics or it didn't happen
- Latches on to the fame of others whenever possible
- Has a swimmer's body. Floating at the bottom of his pool. Damn trespassers
- Kaiser Soze was his prodigy. Or does he mean protege.
- Once created a satirical play for his classmates where everyone read the part of another person from the class. People got mad at him for the "actor's" protrayal of them!
- Once got a teacher to throw out the results of an important test for the entire class because he convinced her she asked the wrong questions.
- On several occasions conducted class while sitting on the floor. When asked why, he said why not. And thus philosophy was born.
- Is the most uniquely uninteresting being you'll ever come across
I've already forgotten about most of you
You sent me the first gfriend to my main account. I sent you the 2nd from my alt account. You took both away. But I am 99.9% sure you sent the first one.
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