1001 Things a L50 Character Should Have Done...
1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
83) Wondered the irony of a fortune teller getting kidnapped.
84) Made an embarressing MT on a Global Chat Channel.
85) Hightailed it to the Yellow/Green line when a Rikti invasion began.
86) Gotten all the debt badges on their main toon.
87) Overpaid for something trivial at the CH because a finger got carried away hitting the "0" key.
88) Tried to stand on the blimp in AP.
89) Laughed at Azuria for being so careless - AGAIN.
90) Visited with Stephanie Peebles and the Hanson Boys.
91) Did nothing in pocket D and had a blast doing it!
92) Gotten the field crafter accolade.
93) Played with the alakazamreact emote.
94) Gotten booted off a team for being a better leader than the actual team leader.
95) Gotten tells from other people on said team who would rather join you.
1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
83) Wondered the irony of a fortune teller getting kidnapped.
84) Made an embarressing MT on a Global Chat Channel.
85) Hightailed it to the Yellow/Green line when a Rikti invasion began.
86) Gotten all the debt badges on their main toon.
87) Overpaid for something trivial at the CH because a finger got carried away hitting the "0" key.
88) Tried to stand on the blimp in AP.
89) Laughed at Azuria for being so careless - AGAIN.
90) Visited with Stephanie Peebles and the Hanson Boys.
91) Did nothing in pocket D and had a blast doing it!
92) Gotten the field crafter accolade.
93) Played with the alakazamreact emote.
94) Gotten booted off a team for being a better leader than the actual team leader.
95) Gotten tells from other people on said team who would rather join you.
96) Gotten a tell and didn't know how to reply.
1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
83) Wondered the irony of a fortune teller getting kidnapped.
84) Made an embarressing MT on a Global Chat Channel.
85) Hightailed it to the Yellow/Green line when a Rikti invasion began.
86) Gotten all the debt badges on their main toon.
87) Overpaid for something trivial at the CH because a finger got carried away hitting the "0" key.
88) Tried to stand on the blimp in AP.
89) Laughed at Azuria for being so careless - AGAIN.
90) Visited with Stephanie Peebles and the Hanson Boys.
91) Did nothing in pocket D and had a blast doing it!
92) Gotten the field crafter accolade.
93) Played with the alakazamreact emote.
94) Gotten booted off a team for being a better leader than the actual team leader.
95) Gotten tells from other people on said team who would rather join you.
96) Gotten a tell and didn't know how to reply.[/quote]
97) Formed a team.
1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
83) Wondered the irony of a fortune teller getting kidnapped.
84) Made an embarressing MT on a Global Chat Channel.
85) Hightailed it to the Yellow/Green line when a Rikti invasion began.
86) Gotten all the debt badges on their main toon.
87) Overpaid for something trivial at the CH because a finger got carried away hitting the "0" key.
88) Tried to stand on the blimp in AP.
89) Laughed at Azuria for being so careless - AGAIN.
90) Visited with Stephanie Peebles and the Hanson Boys.
91) Did nothing in pocket D and had a blast doing it!
92) Gotten the field crafter accolade.
93) Played with the alakazamreact emote.
94) Gotten booted off a team for being a better leader than the actual team leader.
95) Gotten tells from other people on said team who would rather join you.
96) Gotten a tell and didn't know how to reply.
97) Formed a team.
98) Gone AFK on a team.
99) Gone AFK during a boss fight.
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1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
83) Wondered the irony of a fortune teller getting kidnapped.
84) Made an embarressing MT on a Global Chat Channel.
85) Hightailed it to the Yellow/Green line when a Rikti invasion began.
86) Gotten all the debt badges on their main toon.
87) Overpaid for something trivial at the CH because a finger got carried away hitting the "0" key.
88) Tried to stand on the blimp in AP.
89) Laughed at Azuria for being so careless - AGAIN.
90) Visited with Stephanie Peebles and the Hanson Boys.
91) Did nothing in pocket D and had a blast doing it!
92) Gotten the field crafter accolade.
93) Played with the alakazamreact emote.
94) Gotten booted off a team for being a better leader than the actual team leader.
95) Gotten tells from other people on said team who would rather join you.
96) Gotten a tell and didn't know how to reply.
97) Formed a team.
98) Gone AFK on a team.
99) Gone AFK during a boss fight.[/quote]
100) Gotten kicked for going AFK during a fight
1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
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Let me see if I can make this easier on everyone, cause the posts are getting way too big now.
Now going from 101, starting with Zappalina's post (which is not#78). Copy from here please.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
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101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
PS: 29 and 88 are the same
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
Fight My Brute
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).
126) Have at least 3 costume slots
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).
126) Have at least 3 costume slots[/QUOTE]
127) Auto-ran your team into a team wipe.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).
126) Have at least 3 costume slots[/quote]
127) Auto-ran your team into a team wipe.
128) Had Ulli eat cookies in celebration of one of your accomplishments.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
128) Bought a recipe instead of an enhancement and thought you got ripped off when the enhancement didn't show up.
129) Forgot you changed characters and enter combat trying to do something your archetype doesn't do.
130) Respecced and forgot your travel power
Arc ID#30821, A Clean Break
The only problem with defeating the Tsoo is that an hour later, you want to defeat them again!
"Life is just better boosted!" -- LadyMage
"I'm a big believer in Personal Force Field on a blaster. ... It's your happy place." -- Fulmens
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).
126) Have at least 3 costume slots[/quote]
127) Auto-ran your team into a team wipe.
128) Had Ulli eat cookies in celebration of one of your accomplishments.
129) Forgot you changed characters and enter combat trying to do something your archetype doesn't do.
130) Respecced and forgot your travel power
131) Gone out of your way to Kill Void Hunters(Seekers, Stalkers) whenever you are playing your Kheldian no matter how many levels below you they are.
101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.
102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..
103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in
104) Actually teamed outside of AE.
105) Made a Global Friend.
106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.
107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.
108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.
109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.
110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.
111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.
112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.
113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin
114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"
115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.
116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.
117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.
118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.
119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.
120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.
121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.
122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa
123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.
124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).
125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).
126) Have at least 3 costume slots[/quote]
127) Auto-ran your team into a team wipe.
128) Had Ulli eat cookies in celebration of one of your accomplishments.
129) Forgot you changed characters and enter combat trying to do something your archetype doesn't do.
130) Respecced and forgot your travel power
131) Gone out of your way to Kill Void Hunters(Seekers, Stalkers) whenever you are playing your Kheldian no matter how many levels below you they are.
132) Was sniped in PI...or FF
1) Got the Isolator badge.
2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.
3) Charged Lusca, solo.
4) Got lost in Perez Park.
5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".
6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.
7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)
8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe
9) Led their team into a complete team wipe
10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.
11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.
12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down
13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.
14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.
15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.
16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.
17) Pants Lord Recluse
18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.
19) Asked how to get a jetpack.
20) Been flattened by a purple minion.
21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.
22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.
23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.
24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.
25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.
26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.
27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.
28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.
29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.
30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.
31) Entered a Costume Contest.
32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.
33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.
34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.
35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.
36) Held a costume contest.
37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.
38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.
39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.
40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest
41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession
42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)
43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.
44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.
45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.
46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.
47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.
48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.
49) Tried to land on a car and ride it
50) Visited Recluse's Victory
51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing
52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel
53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.
54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.
55) Had an argument in broadcast.
56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.
57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.
58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.
59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.
60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)
61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).
62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.
63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.
64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.
65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.
66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).
67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.
68) Sniped a level 12 boss from two blocks away.
69) Found a "real" mission door outside of the AE.
70) Rolled a Luck of the Gambler and gave a "woot", only to notice it was an Endurance/Recharge.
71) Spammed a Spammer
72) Joined a global channel
73) Wandered aimlessly thru the woods in PP.
74) Steamrolled thru PP collecting "Defeat X" badges for Hellions, Skulls, CoT, & Lost Rectors.
75) Visited Icon in Steel Canyon by running across the zone at level 5-6 just because the colors weren't right.
76) Visited Icon by standing at the AP tunnel entrance broadcasting "Pls TP me to Icon".
77) Learned that visiting Icon In Indy Port is much easier for a level 5-6 character.
78) Done a Hamidon Encounter.
79) Charged head-first into Hamidon.
80) Constantly be in debt.
81) Round up a bunch of low level mobs, then hit [Self Destruct].
82) Level'd in PI, train'd in Talos.
83) Wondered the irony of a fortune teller getting kidnapped.
84) Made an embarressing MT on a Global Chat Channel.
85) Hightailed it to the Yellow/Green line when a Rikti invasion began.
86) Gotten all the debt badges on their main toon.
87) Overpaid for something trivial at the CH because a finger got carried away hitting the "0" key.
88) Tried to stand on the blimp in AP.
89) Laughed at Azuria for being so careless - AGAIN.
90) Visited with Stephanie Peebles and the Hanson Boys.
91) Did nothing in pocket D and had a blast doing it!
92) Gotten the field crafter accolade.
93) Played with the alakazamreact emote.
94) Gotten booted off a team for being a better leader than the actual team leader.