Anouncing LAAF: Luddites Against Anti Farmers


Alvan

 

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Serious players understand the devs clamping down
on unfair advantages that some players
find playing
this multiplayer game.

There is a greater problem at hand though.
Some players are quoting this...
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• Players that have abused the reward system egregiously may lose benefits they have gained - leading up to and perhaps including losing access to the characters power-leveled in this fashion.

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... and then breaking out in uncontrollable evil laughter shouting
"U gonna B BANNED!! YOU WERE WARNED! MUUUAAHHAAH!! ".


Therefore:
an elite coalition has formed...
Beware all of you that wish swift and total annihilation of your fellow gamers.
There is now L.A.A.F. !

Yes, the Luddites Against Anti Farmers agents know where you are!
They will be contacting you shortly to punish you severely for the thought-crimes you have committed against your fellow gamers.

Beware!
Serious gamers everywhere are sending LAAFs your way.

-Morty


 

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Is that a double negative or triple? I'm confused.


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Posted

Yeah it's kinda unclear.

But then given that this post seems to be largely aimed at stirring the pot pointlessly I'd suggest it gets locked ASAP



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Thelonious Monk

 

Posted

I don't think anyone reading this will actually understand anything you are on about.

Edit (wasn't meant in reply to Scarlet. I was on about the main post.)


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Posted

I think it's RP. Either that or just INTERNET IS SRS BZNS


@Rooks

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Posted

Word!


"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"

 

Posted

Oh my, has nobody read all the acid and hate being flung?
HERE
or locally:
HERE

Serious Gamers Unite!
Join the LAAF.

-Morty


 

Posted

Word!


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Mission Architect 91838 - Constantinople Jones' Family Secret. A One Mission Story arc.

 

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You confuzzle me morty!


 

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i think either mort is on drugs or is drunk


 

Posted

What's an anti-farmer?

Someone who goes ripping crops up and unploughing fields?

Are they the ones responsible for Crop Circles?


 

Posted

Its the EU regulators with their stupid laws........ or something else remotely political


"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"

 

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What's an anti-farmer?

Someone who goes ripping crops up and unploughing fields?

Are they the ones responsible for Crop Circles?

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Lol dont tell a trekkie fan tht, or they're think aliens are anti farmers


 

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Is that a double negative or triple?

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It's negative - and I'm positively positive he means Positron is a negative.


@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

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Is that a double negative or triple?

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It's negative - and I'm positively positive he means Positron is a negative.

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Positron is actually an Electron?

Now I'm confused.


However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator

 

Posted

Posi cannot possibly be non-positive.
Take pause, and contemplate the prefix.

Binary thinking: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

-Morty


 

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Was anyone else worried by the term 'thought-crime'? Very Orwellian...


 

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Yeah it's kinda unclear.

But then given that this post seems to be largely aimed at stirring the pot pointlessly I'd suggest it gets locked ASAP

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Or you could, like, y'know, realise that LAAF could be pronounced the same as 'laugh' and see this as humour.

Serious gamers everywhere are sending LAAFs your way

So LAAF is maybe a mock-organisation dedicated to trying to lighten the mood and stop teh intawebz bein such srs biznizz.


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Was anyone else worried by the term 'thought-crime'? Very Orwellian...

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We are dystopian.

Fury


 

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Is that a double negative or triple?

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It's negative - and I'm positively positive he means Positron is a negative.

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Positron is actually an Electron?


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His recent statement certainly electrified quite a bit of the player base


@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

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The agents of the Luddites Against Anti Farmers thank you for your overwhelming support!

We have had an amazing influx of new agents.
It is hard work, but we are training them by the dozens now.
We are absolutely dedicated to producing enough LAAFs for the personal protection and pleasure of all you Serious Gamers.

Please drop by our office soon for your complimentary crop circles.

-Morty


 

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If you're a hawker of some sort then I shall be forced to set the hounds upon you.

Everyone else gets the caltrops and the electrified fence.


 

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If you're a hawker of some sort then I shall be forced to set the hounds upon you.

Everyone else gets the caltrops and the electrified fence.

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Mmmmm. Caltrops. Tastes spikey.


 

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Sorry, I meant hardened toenail clippings.

*waves his cane in a disgruntled manner*


 

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My fellow Luddites Against Anti Farmers agents,
today we have seen a glorious victory for Sane and Serious Gamers everywhere!

Yes, my brothers and sisters, Positron has spoken!

But oh no, our fight against injustice and binary thinking will never end.
For evermore, when someone spews forth hatred, venom and intolerance toward their fellow gamer,
LAAFs will be on the scene.

-Morty

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