Byeee Mellon, I look forward to your return.
*Assasin Strike flashes on screen*
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Aww. Look forawrd to your return
*lays trip mines at the location you logged*
My MA IDs:
Fiend Space: 211464
Fear not, good Citizens of Bloody Bay. I shall be monitoring MSN, and will alert you all to her return.
Have fun with the Clone, Jac Attack.
Assassin Strike!
What? I did say I could come back at any minute...
I did actually get the shakes last night as I imagined my PvP rating leaking away... *sniff*
Hopefully i7 will bring a lot of new vict... err... players to Bloody Bay, so I can quickly get back into triple figures. I rarely one-shot anything without three red insps anyway, so it won't be a switch for me to impale then AS.
Anyway... you're all still safe. For now.
Muhahahahhahahahhaha! <cough cough> Ha.
I do believe that there will be a negative presence in your absence my dear. Fear not as my band of Harvard Ninjas will be patrolling the area for any of those disreputable spandex wearers and a small amount of effort on my part should be enough for them to run off to their hospitalisation zone with due hurry.
Mr. Normal.
GIN IS NICE.
I'd say come back soon, but I can force that 
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EXCRUCIATING PAIN + CAKE.
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EXCRUCIATING PAIN + CAKE.
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= PAIN CAKE?
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EXCRUCIATING PAIN + CAKE.
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= PAIN CAKE?
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Cake...or death.
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EXCRUCIATING PAIN + CAKE.
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I WOULD LIKE A SLICE.
Assassin Strike!
Runours abound of a sighting of Mellon Orasi in Bloody bay yesterday, although claimed witnesses were unavailable for comment, due to their untimely death.
To be fair, a level 50 blaster survived a couple of attempts on his life, but others fell repeatedly. Favourite of all was a Warshade who tried my own /tell trick of pretending to be on my side in an attempt to lure me into a trap. A cunning plan that had only three flaws...
1. I'd already seen him, as I bounced around BB.
2. He was showing on /whoall
3. I could see through his stealth, but he couldn't see through my hide.
After I killed him he sent me a message saying "haha! At least I fooled you." 
So, I woke up early today to look at the snow and so I'll be bouncing around Bloody Bay for a while now, if anyone wants to come put me in my place...
*pelts you with a snowball* HEEHEE
Didnt know you lived in lapland 
My MA IDs:
Fiend Space: 211464
Just a quick note to anyone who's been annoyed by an invisible Stalker in BB recently, that Mellon Orasi is signing off for a few months, so you'll have to wait until Augustish, at a guess, before you can once again, umm <god I hope I get this right> ph34r my 1337 running away skills. Err, sk1llZ!!1.
There have been a lot of fun people in BB, but I'd most especially like to say thanks to Frosty McNeil and the tanker Miss Blue for making the whole thing fun and a convert out of a strictly non-PvPer, just by playing the game in the right spirit.
I'd also like to apologise to anyone I got a bit carried away with on broadcast (YOUR BLOOD TASTES GOOD AS I LICK IT FROM MY SPINES! (errr...sorry!)) and a big round of apologies to hero Gin Zia, who I killed over and over and over.
But seriously, coming near me with a toon called Gin? What were you thinking!
Anyway, I won't announce my return on the forums, you'll just be standing around BB one day and.... GURRK! Assassin Strike!
Beneath the usual dimwits there is an awesome layer of PvPers here, on Co* - Don't lose that while I'm gone.