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  1. Silver_Weasel

    Lamentations

    It was one in the morning. Paragon City was another city that never slept, but tonight; after people burning themselves out over the new inventions, you could be forgiven for thinking that it dozed.

    All through the city, and all through the base, not a creature was stirring, apart from a Stase...

    “Computer, wake up!”, she said, aware that it had no voice recognition, but it made her feel better. The Times Square Marquee of “zzzzzzz” disappeared and a heavily stylised picture of Countess Crey introduced her to the wonders of the Crey PowerMac that controlled the base. Stasis supressed a smile at the huge mole that someone had hacked into the software.

    “Where's Weasel got to this time?”, she said as she activated his communicator. A small flashing red light against the books on the desk next to her confirmed her initial suspicions. He'd gone on ignore. There were only two reasons for that; he was playing a practical joke or he was worrying. She knew that the wobbling mole on the Countess's top lip had been the former, but if he'd removed his communicator? Definitely the latter.

    Atlas Park was empty apart from the insomniacs and some Spanish Heroes. Heaven only knows why.
    Croatoa was equally dead; or living challenged at least.
    His apartment in Dark Astoria held no more clues apart from a pile of salvage scattered over the Persian rug. She knew he'd been trying to invent something as the stench of incense hadn't quite blocked out the badly burnt remains of dinner. Poking at the congealed mass in the saucepan, it wobbled menacingly at her. Whilst she suppressed the urge to be ill, Pixie curled around her legs with her usual “Feed me!” mew following shortly after.

    “When I find your owner, he's gonna get this mess tidied.”, she said to the cat. The cat nodded emphatically and added that could she feed her first?
    “You're as bad as he is.”, Stasis said and prepared some cat food before letting herself out.

    Zipping past the hordes of undead battering against his magickal barrier: one of them inadvertently wearing a clown's nose; she tried to think like Weasel. It wasn't an easy task, as even he'd admitted that he had a butterfly mind at times, but she knew that he liked his quiet from time to time. That meant as far from Humanity as possible. Eden.

    Sure enough, the white whispy form sat cross-legged in the air, high atop a ruined building, lost in thought. Leaping in next to him, careful not to disturb the battle between the Devouring Earth and Crey, she stepped towards him.

    “Weasel, it's 2 in the morning.”

    No answer.

    “Weasel? What's up?”

    No answer.

    “SILVER WEASEL. WAKE THE HELL UP!”, she yelled. That did the trick as his concentration broke and he collapsed to the floor, something skittering away from him. His slightly dopey waking face stared over his mask.
    “Oh, hi Stase. Wassup?”
    Stasis stepped past him as he uncrumpled and picked up the thing he'd dropped. A small quartz crystal, probably a piece of salvage.

    “I think this is yours.”, she said, passing the crystal back to him; silently awaiting an explanation for his strange behaviour.
    “Oh yeah, thanks.”, he said, somewhat distractedly. “What brings you out here?”
    “I was looking for you.”
    “Oh Right. Well I'm here.”
    She sighed. Emotional Crowbar time again.”What's up?”
    He had the decency to look embarrassed. “That obvious?”
    “Yes. Very.”
    Absent-mindedly fondling the crystal in his fingers, he said “I was remember my first wife. Crystal Spirit. She was made purely of Crystal. An Elemental.”

    Stasis shuddered. “Is that her?”, she asked.

    Weasel looked at her, looked at where she was looking, and then looked down at his hands.
    “Oh no no no, this is just a chunk of one of those Death Veggies. Just got me thinking.”
    “Uhuh?”
    “Well, we've been here for such a long time now and what's changed? Lord Tin Legs is still fighting Buckethead. Crey are still producing overpriced cack. Every day some new idiot breaks out of the Zig. Do we ever get a break from saving the world?”. He trailed off. A new sentence had been started but then muffled.
    “We might get some sleep sometimes.”, she said, deciding against subtlety when he was this far gone.
    “Sorry. It's just seeing that reminded me of what we've come through, what's happened, what we've built...”
    “You're thinking of going back to Russia?”
    Weasel blinked. “Hell no! Just sometimes I miss the people we knew. The base seems a little empty these days.”
    “That could be because of the balcony in the middle the wall. It makes the room seem larger.”

    Weasel's face froze in thought for a moment before he reached down and grabbed his cape, pulling it up to his mouth.
    “Buht how wud I pose wizout a balcony? Ah Ah Ah...”, he said in an atrocious Dracula impression.
    “Be serious.”
    The cape dropped. “Sorry. Just lamenting I guess.”

    Stasis's eyes narrowly avoided looking at her watch. “Look Weasel, I'm not one of those overpaid pundits on television, but what I do know is life goes on. With or without morales. It just does.”

    A moments pause whilst the two of them looked at each other and then Weasel's mask wrinkled with a smile. “You know you're right.”, he said and spun around. Throwing the crystal far into the air, he aimed and shattered it with an energy bolt.
    “Past gone. Wanna Arena?”
    “It's late and we do have to track down the Malta groups latest operation tomorrow.”
    “Just the one?”
    Stasis paused and then asked “No Cheating though.”
    Weasel's nose wrinkled. “No Superspeed then.”
    “Done.”
    “You have been.”
    The smile caught hold of both of them and followed them to the Arena.
  2. Silver_Weasel

    The GLB League

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    It is a SG free from homophobia

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    Will it be as free from heterophobia or homophilia though?

    Really doubt it.

    Original "COH IS TEH ANTIGAY" article (please read the comments)

    The updated article, a day later.
  3. Silver_Weasel

    The GLB League

    This debate has come up before and didn't end well.

    All I can say is CoX is a very open community as is, and gender orientation really shouldn't influence anything you do.
  4. Silver_Weasel

    Kheldian naming?

    My PB was a turkey; so that's what he's called.
  5. Mercs are better at ranged combat over foes; but a good Mastermind can put Ninja's to far better use.

    Depends on your playstyle.
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    Phase Shift

    It can be used effectively, but only if you KNOW you're heading into Hell; with the latest updates, it's quite a valuable "" power.
  7. Silver_Weasel

    Phase Shift

    I can run flight, invis and phase shift at once for full 30 seconds with no reducers; but it does seem to be much more draining in PvP zones.

    And it's not really a panic button; just a pre=panic button; and I need a lot of them
  8. Going the Alternate Route

    Silver Weasel
    Calling: Adventurer
    Altered Human
    Fighting : Remarkable
    Agility : Amazing
    Strength : Good
    Endurance: Incredible
    Reason : Remarkable
    Intuition : Monstrous
    Psyche : Good
    Magic : Incredible
    Danger Sense
    Energy Blast
    Flight
    Blending
    Reality Manipulation
    Energy Sheath

    Talents : Martial Arts, Languages, Computer Science, History:Fae.

    Weakness : Iron (Remarkable)
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    As for why I've not written in a while: I burnt myself out during NaNoWriMo, and I'm determined to edit that and get it all done before I let myself start another story and end up forgetting it.

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    Please do
  10. Basically, it's a forum thread where people include the most random things they can and you get points for getting them into your play/script.

    There are some BBC tools on http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/getwriting/
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    Phase Shift

    One thing to remember with Phase Shift is that you can drop it before the 30 seconds is up so if you dephase you'll be able to get the drop on someone who's just whiffed through you.
  12. They have, but as of May, Frenzy will be offering their own tools and help, probably including the now famous 'Include this' thread
  13. http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/ is the website where instead of writing a novel in a month; you're being asked to write a screenplay in a month.

    Now it doesn't start until June; but I thought I'd just get people thinking about it.

    Only 20,000 words this time; but with descriptive elements being dropped for directions: it maybe slightly harder.
  14. Personally I've hundreds of stories I want to write but simply no time.

    There's one of my epics on the Off-Topic Forum if you want
  15. Silver_Weasel

    Naming minions

    May I suggest this web site?

    As for a Necro team: KIA, MIA, DOA, AW(O)L, AFL, POW
  16. Vampire LRP : Imagine a 20 stone lady in a fishnet body stocking.
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    P.S. Sausagemaster, are you from Bradford? Your live action vampire story sounds very familier, or does all live action vampire involve police armed response?

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    Only the best ones
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    Anyway, half these creepy people don't sound half as creepy as people I've played with I thought they'd be actually scary.

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    Read the editorials on THIS site then. Maybe not scary in a 'that guys pointing a gun at me' way, but if I was in many of those situations, I'd definitely be afraid....


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    Still quite tame

    Nah, I'm just incensed at how 'minority' pursuits are seen as the "DEVIL'S TOOLS"; whilst more violent pursuits are seen as clean and wholesome.

    {edit: Actually Biff Ban's sanity rules did squeek me out a bit...)
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    Found this little story of what can happen if you take your Roleplaying too seriously:

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    Actually, this is what happens when you take roleplaying too seriously.

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    And people wonder why I get upset with the media...

    He's a prat, just because he may play D&D does not make it responsible for him.

    Grief.

    Does American Football get blamed for turning O.J.Simpson into an alleged killer?
    Does Boxing get blamed for Tyson?

    *goes off to drink more coffee*
  20. Neither's mine

    Or the guy who waved his replica gun at the fully armed police saying "It's not real."

    Anyway, half these creepy people don't sound half as creepy as people I've played with I thought they'd be actually scary.
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    I think at this point I'll draw your attention to this thread on rpg.net. Man, if you've never roleplayed before, this will surely put you off trying it


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    Because no-one in RPG circles ever exaggerates about stories...

    Ever

    No.No.No.
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    I would take garlic - if they're that involved in their RP, it will work wonders

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    Apart from the fact Garlic doesn't work against Vampires? [In RP Terms](Apart from the ones with Conspicuous Consumption or Anachronistic Flaws?)
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    In my youth, we had the armed response team show up to a live Vampire game we were playing in.

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    We had them at our Colonial Marine LRP as well They said they knew it wasn't real when "two of the dead guys went outside to have a cig".

    Personally our local preferred the Vampire lot to the regulars as they were better dressed, behaved and mannered.

    But, back to the OP, the reason I didn't pay my council tax is that I live in a tree.

    What? It's as adequate a line of defence.