The Next Big Thing: Malta Farm LFM!


BurningChick

 

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Has anyone considered using deception and misinformation to sow discord and confusion in the ranks of the AE babies?

Let's say someone creates an AE mission with lots and lots of Malta (I don't think they'd even need to do anything tricksy to customise them and make them even deadlier than they already are) Then all it takes is a few people to start talking in Broadcast...

Player 1: Wow, have you tried the Malta farm? Great XP!!!
Player 2: Yup, much better than Hami!
Player 3: I went from 1 to 50 in an hour!
Player 1: Malta Farm LFM!
Noob: can u invite me plz?!

After an hour or so of being perma-stunned, sapped into complete impotency and blown to bits by Gunslingers and Zeus Titans they'll be begging to get out there and do some real missions


 

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Honestly, a mission filled with nothing but sappers would be a pretty easy farm. I remember one mission like that redside, and it was one of the easiest things I've ever done in game.


 

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Honestly, a mission filled with nothing but sappers would be a pretty easy farm. I remember one mission like that redside, and it was one of the easiest things I've ever done in game.

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Oops...

If I'm inadvertantly responsible for suggesting the new Farm of the Month I'll never forgive myself


 

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I made a hammi farm and filled it full of Yellows......

I pulled it after the vitriol of the comments...........


 

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make them all blue Mito people will be Stunned so often they won't even be able to leave the zone. they'll be forced to quit lol


 

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Electric Armor FTW! Sapper? What's that?

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I think enough sappers will be able to hold you through your status protection. What I don't know is if they only hold after they are done draining.


Too many alts to list.

 

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I remember watching a global channel awhile back and some guy made a fake farm. Forgot what he filled it with, but it was something terrible. He said he was sad because it had racked up more votes than some SFMA arc he wrote had in a week, and just kept getting played...

Sappers ONLY have that stun attack. I remember getting stunlocked by one and not having anything to make a Breakfree with and having to quit to escape the map once because it couldn't kill me and I was like....UURGH CHECKMATE. Would've been easy to farm the hold badge, but I never thought to leave CoH running all night just to earn them.


 

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how about a map full of gunslingers?


 

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Thug/Illusion Extreme Boss farm FTW!

2 hours from level 1 to 50. And it ignores the ticket cap.

True story.


 

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Well, sometimes when I'm running on one of my IOed out Brutes I broadcast things like that, invite 7 noobs, and proceed to basically solo the map while they are shredded as soon as the mob looks at them.

Rikti +4 Swordsman Farm LF7M! Tons of exp!

On a side note, someone should make a RWZ Challenge mission so that I don't even have to leave AE to do it.


TW/Elec Optimization

 

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Sappers do do damage. They have a melee attack Sapp Stick.
<font class="small">Code:[/color]<hr /><pre>
Average Damage:237.10
Damage Per Activation Time: 118.55
Damage Per Cast Cycle:39.52
Activation Time:2.00s
Recharge Time:4.00s
Endurance Cost:7.00
Accuracy:1.20X
Power Type:Click
Target Type:Enemies
Power Range:5.00 ft.
Effect Area:Single Target Attack
Types:melee, energy 6 Ticks of 3.06 energy damage over 5.10s on target
3.00 magnitude hold for 32.78s on target
-125.00 endurance on target
-31.25 endurance for 4.10s on target after 1.00s delay 50.00%% chance for -10000.00% recovery rate for 10.00s on target </pre><hr />

Yes, I was surprised and killed by a lone sapper once.


"I used to make diddly squat, but I've been with the company for 16 years and have had plenty of great raises. Now I just make squat" -- Me

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Apparently, farms full of Fake Nems are rather easy.


 

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What would an open world map farm filled with Nemesis Lieutenant Snipers look like?

-Rachel-


 

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Why forget the old mainstay, Lord Recluse farms?


 

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And, just to demonstrate how easy a map full of Fake Nems can be, I present:

Arc #264535

I honestly wasn't sure whether I should file it under "Comedy" or "Horror".