Under the mistletoe your girlfriend set up a jello wrestling waddling pool.
Jello tastes better when...
Jello tastes better when eating it while watching wimmins wrassle in it.
Give me...
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...the planet, or give me the means to TAKE the planet!!
In case of emergency...
In case of emergency, pull my finger.
If I had a nickel for every time...
If I had a nickel for every time I saw an AE doom thread, I'd own NCsoft.
So I asked for...
So I asked for a bottle of syrup, a pair of handcuffs, and a car battery with some jumper cables.
So watching CSPAN it dinged on me that....
So watching CSPAN it dinged on me that it almost has the word SPAM in it.
This is silly, my...
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This is silly, my grandma can lift that.
Oh, hey, that is like so...
Oh, hey, that is like soap on a rope.
Hand me my...
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Hand me my brain, plz.
If you do that again...
If you do that again you are gong to be sorry.
She handed me....
She handed me half-nom'd cookies.
I just drank...
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I just drank a litre of soju and now i can't feel my legs and the room seems to be spinning....Make it stop, oh make it stop!!
So I was riding a tricycle through the woods well picking mushrooms and this bear...
So I was riding a tricycle through the woods well picking mushrooms and this bear came out of nowhere, beat me to the ground, and stole my ride.
I've got a lovely....
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
Thats what the showman said
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts (theyre lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
Thats what the showman said
Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Lol I couldn't resist the urge to....
Lol I couldn't resist the urge to play this forum game also
every now and then, something comes along that ...
Every now and then, something comes along that requires a good crotch kick.
Have you seen...
Have you seen my catgirl? I seem to have lost her.
Some things are better left...
Some things are better left in the dark, like sarah jessica parker's face.
Wel its about lunch time, so i think i'll go to...
Wel its about lunch time, so i think i'll go to the woods to pick more mushrooms, and get revenge on that bear.
I better bring my...
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I'd better bring my working brain.
How much do...
How much do those mushrooms cost?
Tonight we went to the pier and saw...
Tonight we went to the pier and saw Luska devouring Malibu beach.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I...
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I lounge around naked eating Cheetos.
I wish I had a better camera to...
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Last time I checked edible panties had holes in them...
(lol sorry Ay)
Under the mistletoe....