I wish my sister would give me back my wallet. 
Tonight, we dine in...
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Tonight, we dine in FLORIDA!!
This is my only...
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This is my only pair of pants.
Hello. My name is...
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Hello. My name is You Future with Alcohol Addiction, I may look fun at first and get you hooked up with quite a few hot girls throughout your years, well i guess i'm pretty much fun all around; honestly who wants to live to be 100?
Today i tried to be motivated enough to...
Today i tried to be motivated enough to put on a pair of pants, but the candy stains distraced me.
I like big...
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I like big buttons and i can not lie!
If you look to your right....
If you look to your right, you'll notice the TKE frat house, where last week at a party they had a donkey show, and the donkey ended up getting lit on fire, and was put out by knocking the donkey over into a little kid's wadding pool; luckily the donkey survived.
I tried to reason with the police officer, but she kept on saying....
I tried to reason with the police officer, but she kept on saying you have the right to remain silent.
I'm still trying to find...
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
i'm still trying to find my car keys but i lost them in the Tri Sigma House last thursday night.
Annnnnnd Grass didn't leave me a sentence to finish. Here's one for you, dear PBM.
The chicken crossed the road to...
Sorry I went back to look for my keys
anyways:
The chicken crossed the road to committ suicide by semi-truck, the chicken was upset that her father wouldn't approve of the hen she liked so she decided to put my chemical romance on her ipod and take those steps across the highway. She got 6 feet, before getting splattered, thus saving her the pain of being strangled and slammed into a wall by disgruntled and underpaid Kentucky Fried Chicken employees who have to butcher the chickens before they evovle to taste good and buffaloly.
So today when i woke up everything felt wrong, i was supposed to goto work but i decided instead to....
So today when i woke up everything felt wrong, i was supposed to go to work but i decided instead to knit a sofa cover using my collection of belly button lint.
Try as I might, I have never been able to
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Try as I might, I have never been able to play the bagpipes while unicycling !
if you can't beat 'em ...
If you can't beat 'em then you are wrong!
Last Night, Sexy Jay....
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Last Night, Sexy Jay discovered that he's not so sexy after all.
Once...
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Once upon a time i was in highschool and was 16 spending the night over at this sophmore girl's house i was dating unbeknownst to the girl's father, and during the evening he apparently woke up and heard "noises" so i grabbed my things and jumped out the window, and landed on the ledge apparently he questioned the girl for like 30 minutes and then went back to bed, well after he had gone back to bed i jumped back in the window, but got the wrong window, and ended up in her 18 year old sister's room, so the lights were out and we did the thing and i assumed it was the girl i was dating; i woke up in the morning and i saw her, she said she wouldn't tell if i didn't, so i hopped back out on the ledge and then climbed down and went home to get ready for school.
If i could have 3 things on a deserted island i'd bring...
If i could have 3 things on a deserted island i'd bring running water, tools and sunscreen.
jeepers
jeepers, that was a mild rush.
This will not
This will not be something you'll be allowed to talk about, just like fight club our 1st rule is that you do not talk about what we don't talk about.
so i set off the metal detectors at the airport because...
So I set off the metal detectors at the airport because if left my iron underwear on.
Nice guys finish....
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Nice guys finish first because i'm a nice guy
Villains are awesome because...
Villains are awesome because Devs Haet Virrains!
Time to...
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Time to dance till the dawn breaks.
Who will ever...
who will ever buy non alcoholic beer, seriously what a joke.
Ladies And Gentlemen the Lesbian Mud Wrestling Championship will begin right after...
take my own pics..I am a GORGEOUS tomcat
I wish my sister would...