*hands Alan Pogomain a rifle and pith hat*
Oh hey I talked to juggy and he'sa make me a piccie ^_^ <dances>
I have to go give blood however :P
<dances more!>
-C.A.
Thank you lad.. Ok so who's up for an adventurous quest this morning?
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
It was an hour past midnight. All the denizens who were worth anything fast asleep, and you could hear the old streetlamps humming the only tune they knew.
Shops were closed, except for seedy bars and their periodical discharge of drunk and degenerate scum bags and loose harlots with even looser lips, dancing into the streets and falling into the cracks.
I buried my bare hands into the pockets of my trench coat as I crept along the sidewalk. The gravel and grime crunched under my feet with every step. This was a sound that you just couldn't hear when the sun was out.
An obnoxiously loud street cleaner lumbered past me on the otherwise dead lanes. It kicked up a cloud of debris and I pulled out a napkin from one of my pockets, coughing into it. Damned cleaners...
That's when I was caught off guard. A hand touched my back and I turned around to grab it. Then I saw her. I saw her black hair and bright red lipstick fencing in her perfect whites on her pale face. Her dark-green eyes were staring straight into mine, transmitting her rage.
She yanked her hand free and brandished a letter opener. I braced myself for a fight.
*Tussles with Neko atop the train as dramatic music plays in the background.*
Certainly Mr Pogomain, I am a skilled cartographer and fluent in every tribal language from the Congo to the Cape of Good Hope.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Grats on the picture Cap, morning all recent arrivals.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*pops out of stealth and stretches out on a recliner*
Hey all! =^.^=
Just need to... get though... today.
@bpphantom
The Defenders of Paragon
KGB Special Section 8
*runs in with a pin stripe suit on and a toy gun in hand*
"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that [censored] for years. And if you heard it, that meant your [censored]. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded [censored] to say to a [censored] 'fore I popped a cap in his [censored]. But I saw some [censored] this mornin' made me think different. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous [censored] in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that [censored] ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."
*looks around* Wha? Wrong pulp fiction?
Ah, crap.
*leaves to get changed* I'll be back.
*Snugs Em*
Morning Emmi
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
"We're all going to be a bunch of little Fonzie's, right Yolanda??"
/e notices the post from yesterday and smiles, "It's all good Dieselmeat. Living in the here and now has it's downsides too. "
Hiya!
/e hands the blue demon a strudel and sets out a plate of more strudels.
Chocolate-filled strudels.
With Sprinkles.....
>.>
On little gold and gem-encrusted plates.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
There we were, me and my small group of adventurers. We had found the hidden path just like the ancient map showed. Warily we walked on. The thick brush surrounded us on all sides, yet somehow the path ahead was relatively clear. The occassional thick branch needed a good machete swipe or two, but the path looked like it was used often.
Thoughts of some long forgotten tribe or ancient civilization crossed my mind more than once now.
The silence was disturbed every so often by a native bird cawing or the accidental crack of a fallen twig being stepped on. Alert as we were we reached for our weapons from time to time.
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
-strolls in yawning and glances about the room under his pair of shades. With a careful and slow lift of his hand he straightens the tie around his neck. There he is dressed in a rather dashing yet "man of business" attire consisting of a tux. Black gloves covering his hands so he leaves no prints behind-
*comes back in, dressed in a smart navy blazer and skirt, with a white blouse and her hair up in a bun, glasses perched on the bridge of her nose*
Something is missing in here.
*paints a circle on the floor and pantacle (NOT pentagram) in the middle, then summons several blue-skinned succubi*
Ahhh much better for some fiction. Not too sure how pulpy it is, tho 
I stared longingly into my third cup of coffee. Normally I only drink one cup, but by the weather in the air and a dank feeling in my heart, I knew today would be a three cup affair. An affair to remember, or if I was lucky, one to forget. Sighing, I held my head in my hands and stared at the long list of projects and requests laid out before me, notes and papers strewn across the tiny, lamp-lit desk like fallen soldiers at Cemetary Ridge. Planning and duty had been failings then, and were shaping up to be failings now.
I glanced up, and looked around the room. The usual crowd was in tonight, laughing and playing away like they always did. But I didn't have time to play, today - I didn't even have time to observe the fun. Doctor Sackperson and his feline foil were at it again. Alan Pogomain had stopped in, ailing from some past adventure and looking for more. The poor [censored]. Then there were the lovely ladies, Ms. Tarby and Fey, and that weird kid Cap'n Amazing. But he was a good kid, all the same.
Just another, average day to everyone else. But for me? It was a three-cup day. I glanced back down, and noticed the empty mug. Sighing, I turned to the barbot, and frowned, "Hit me again, S4M. It's gonna be a long one."
-salivates at just a glimpse of the succubi- humina-ha-ha-awooga.
Much apologies to everyone I forgot when making that post, by the by. >> I was kind of doing it in a rush, and foolishly going off memory.
Which is like a steel cheese grater - rusty and fulla holes.
Strudel! I love strudel almost as much as pie. 
Hi all.
Hi Emmi, Fedor, Beckers, Pogo, Neko, "moo", D, Mod8 (how did that get in there) and everyone else I didn't mention by name.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
No I understand. I know where I'm loved -pouts and sulks in a corner-
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No I understand. I know where I'm loved -pouts and sulks in a corner-
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You don't get an excuse! You came in after the fact.
So nyeh.
I hope a mutant eats your face off and you die!
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I hope a mutant eats your face off and you die!
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Will a zombie work? I'm supposed to play Left 4 Dead with some of my homies, if the heat lets up later tonight.
EDIT: And I fully expect to be lit on fire at least 4 times, if that's any consolation. I swear, we can't use molotovs without me ending up on fire.
I've personally set myself on fire 8 times now.
Ooo I'd so join! But I have to work 
X_Nitrous_X (nitrous.hazard@gmail.com) is my steam addy. I have L4D! Feel free otherwise anybody else to send an addy if you feel it necessary.
EDIT:
-patpats Fox- There there, that's the spirit. Never give up.
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*rolls over a barrel of expresso to Dieselmeat*
Cover your shame!
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*Tries to cover all six of his nipples with one hand unsuccessfully while chugging the barrel of expresso.*