So... How about that list of badge changes?


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In Positron's "FOLLOW UP: Abusing Mission Architect" post last week he stated:

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These changes won’t happen until I15, but we’ll get a list of the alterations to you guys early next week.

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It's now officially late next week.

So, How about that list of changes?


 

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I was wondering this too.


 

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He actually did post them, but I ate them...sorry



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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He actually did post them, but I ate them...sorry

[/ QUOTE ] Positron! I told you that turning badges into cookies was a bad idea!


 

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Maybe Ulli can post from memory:

Changes to badges: (<-- see begin with 'C', that mean "cookie!")

1) Dev's Choice: You will only be eligible for Dev’s choice if you have never described the Positron Task Force as “boring,” “too long,” or “like being poked in the eye with 5 different screwdrivers that were all the same exact size so there would be no relief even in variety.” We will be checking chat logs for this. Also, you will have to have described something as “R Type,” at least 5 different times. Again, we will be checking chat logs.

2) Hall of Fame: We will now implement a program that automatically one-stars people when they hit hall of fame as a QoL for the losers^H^H^H^H^Hucky people that feel compelled to do this.

3) Living Legend series: This will be based on the number of consecutive times a player plays your arc without changing his underwear. We foresee no problem with this.

4) Bard series: This will now be based off the number of times people break into song while playing your arcs.

5) Connoisseur series: Starting a Dev’s Choice arc will remove it from Dev’s Choice, to give it parity with Hall of Fame.

6) Two Thumbs Up series: This will be based off the number of times someone completes your arc without touching the keyboard. Again, we foresee no problems with this.

7) Payoff: The name will be changed to “Unrepentant Badge-[censored].”

8) Virtual Slayer: The name will be changed to “Will Not Give Up Badge-[censored], No Matter How Hard Positron Tries.”



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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Who said anything about Heimlich?


 

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I agree we can get the list out when he passes it. I got my rubber gloves all warmed up.
And why did you have to mention the payoff badge cookie. If this isn't the biggest slap in the badge comunities face idk what is.


 

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4) Bard series: This will now be based off the number of times people break into song while playing your arcs.

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Making a mission entitled "Heat of the Moment" paid off!


 

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And why did you have to mention the payoff badge cookie. If this isn't the biggest slap in the badge comunities face idk what is.

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Everytime I say that I privately call it the "Positron is through being subtle in his mockery of you badge" (I also call "Virtual Victim" the "Praetorian MoSTF" badge), Kheldarn chimes in saying it is the best badge ever! And I just sprayed for Kheldarns.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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Well, we all know that the red names don't talk unless you send them something.

So, I gave Ulli a cookie basket to send to them and that should have done the trick.


 

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*nom nom nom nom nom*

Oh...was that for them?

Um, Posi say cookies were grey!



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.