The hard liquor is still here too. Funny they left all the important stuffs and took the junk.
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
lol Wine coolers. 
hahahahaha who even BROUGHT those? Someone smack them.
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lol Wine coolers.
hahahahaha who even BROUGHT those? Someone smack them.
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*smacks Ish*
Sorry, he likes the fruity taste of them sometimes.
The rum's still there, right?
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The hard liquor is still here too. Funny they left all the important stuffs and took the junk.
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What do you expect they are from Virtue. . .
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A hand reaches in opens protectors fridge and steals all the beer and wine coolers...
then closes
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*using stolen Rikti technology, re-opens portal, then opens fridge and grabbing the box of wine and a Tupperware container dated 03/16/06 that now has tentacles squirming out of it, tossing them both through*
You forgot something!
*closes portal*
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A hand reaches in opens protectors fridge and steals all the beer and wine coolers...
then closes
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*using stolen Rikti technology, re-opens portal, then opens fridge and grabbing the box of wine and a Tupperware container dated 03/16/06 that now has tentacles squirming out of it, tossing them both through*
You forgot something!
*closes portal*
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Hey!!!
I was saving that for a special occasion.
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A hand reaches in opens protectors fridge and steals all the beer and wine coolers...
then closes
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*using stolen Rikti technology, re-opens portal, then opens fridge and grabbing the box of wine and a Tupperware container dated 03/16/06 that now has tentacles squirming out of it, tossing them both through*
You forgot something!
*closes portal*
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Hey!!!
I was saving that for a special occasion.
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Must you be reminded to eat your food, before it eats the guests?
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The rum's still there, right?
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My brother would be very upset if it was gone.
"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q
*Reopens the portal from Virtue side, climbs through and drops a classic glass coke bottle through*
* looks around*
Where's my tequilla!!!! 
My MA Arcs: [29581 - A Knight to Remember] [107587 - Upgrade] [41834 - Construction Blues]
Playing on: Protector - Guardian - Victory
Portal opens and a empty bottle of tequilla appears and a crumped up can of pepsi
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*Reaches back thru the portal, into Virtue, blindly gropes around*
Catgirl.....catgirl....catgirl....AH HA!
*pulls back Doritos*
Finally something of value!
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*Reaches back thru the portal, into Virtue, blindly gropes around*
Catgirl.....catgirl....catgirl....AH HA!
*pulls back Doritos*
Finally something of value!
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The mental picture I came up with when I read that was priceless. 
My MA Arcs: [29581 - A Knight to Remember] [107587 - Upgrade] [41834 - Construction Blues]
Playing on: Protector - Guardian - Victory
*sits in the portal, watching the hands go back and forth, waiting for the right moment to strike*
Or maybe I'll just reroute one of the portals to Freedom...
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*sits in the portal, watching the hands go back and forth, waiting for the right moment to strike*
Or maybe I'll just reroute one of the portals to Freedom...
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*tries reaching through portal, hand strikes impenetrable grey barrier*
*hears a screeching doom-inducing wail*
"What do you mean, server full!!!111!!!eleventy-eleven1!!!11!!!
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*Reaches back thru the portal, into Virtue, blindly gropes around*
Catgirl.....catgirl....catgirl....AH HA!
*pulls back Doritos*
Finally something of value!
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The mental picture I came up with when I read that was priceless.
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I'm betting it's the same mental image I had.
Tech Support Rule #1 - They will lie to you. Usually intentionally.
Hello.
I see you.
Are you still there?
Target lost.
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Q: How do you wreck an Abrams?
A: You crash into another one.
>.>
<.<
Portal!?
*shivers*
"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q
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Portal opens and a empty bottle of tequilla appears and a crumped up can of pepsi
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Portal opens from Protector to Virtue, replacing all the beer, tequila, and wine coolers with coffee filtered with Ish's old socks and/or Icicle9's used diapers. While we're at it, add itching powder to all the cat girls' litter boxes.
If somebody you're arguing with goes off the deep end, don't follow.
*portal opens up and a years worth of used cat gurl litter in a bag come threw*
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*looks up from this*
.... "Someone go get Ish. We're gonna need that goat."
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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A hand reaches in opens protectors fridge and steals all the beer and wine coolers...
then closes
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.