damned virtue and their portals. something must be done!
I'll be on Justice if you need me...for..."something."
@Ba'alat/@Zizka
"Plausibility is nothing compared to nerdrage." --PumBumbler
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damned virtue and their portals. something must be done!
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I have a plan...
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*clings to couch*
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*enlists other Protectorites to lift the couch*
*puts risers under couch legs*
Okay, so now no one else should be getting trapped under the couch.
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damned virtue and their portals. something must be done!
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I have a plan...
[/ QUOTE ]Not that's what I'm talking about. I saw their attempts at revelry while I was visiting, and I think we need to show Virtue how we party.
The Abrams is one of the most effective war machines on the planet. - R. Lee Ermy.
Q: How do you wreck an Abrams?
A: You crash into another one.
*grabs Zek my by the scruff and drags her from under the couch*
All free! 
*spits out fur*
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damned virtue and their portals. something must be done!
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I have a plan...
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*cowers and whimpers*
oh... no... he said it....
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WTH! You steal our good stuff on Triumph and now you over here stealing Protector's crap now! This how you treat folks after they treat to a fun night with beer spiked with a mickeys, dancing and the chance to wake up next to a naked Karl_Rove_Man. NO LOVE FOR US ON TRIUMPH!! NO LOVE!!!
(Call me..)
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Actually they took the wine coolers. We didn't care.
*gets all tingly*
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Ah, but did you look at teh beer and pron closely? Someone had swapped them with 'that stuff that want's to be beer' and coloring books. *sneaks through portal back to Virtue*
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*grabs Zek my by the scruff and drags her from under the couch*
All free! *spits out fur*
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Whew, saved by teh wolfie.
*runs out to buy Kettle tortilla chips - the chili lime ones. omg.*
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Wait....
We're being social?
This doth not bode well. Cancel all my meetings. And get the President on the phone. NOW!
And put on a pot of coffee, it's going to be a long night....
Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch
Yeah, I would have said something but you were ... well, invisible behind all the smoke 
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WTH! You steal our good stuff on Triumph and now you over here stealing Protector's crap now! This how you treat folks after they treat to a fun night with beer spiked with a mickeys, dancing and the chance to wake up next to a naked Karl_Rove_Man. NO LOVE FOR US ON TRIUMPH!! NO LOVE!!!
(Call me..)
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Actually they took the wine coolers. We didn't care.
*gets all tingly*
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Ah, but did you look at teh beer and pron closely? Someone had swapped them with 'that stuff that want's to be beer' and coloring books. *sneaks through portal back to Virtue*
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*chortles*
Should have checked inside those mags. We swapped the cover of our pron mags with the coloring books long ago.
Coloring books are more fun, because you can instantly turn any existing material INTO pron, using a simple red, pink or peach crayon.
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WTH! You steal our good stuff on Triumph and now you over here stealing Protector's crap now! This how you treat folks after they treat to a fun night with beer spiked with a mickeys, dancing and the chance to wake up next to a naked Karl_Rove_Man. NO LOVE FOR US ON TRIUMPH!! NO LOVE!!!
(Call me..)
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Actually they took the wine coolers. We didn't care.
*gets all tingly*
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Ah, but did you look at teh beer and pron closely? Someone had swapped them with 'that stuff that want's to be beer' and coloring books. *sneaks through portal back to Virtue*
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*chortles*
Should have checked inside those mags. We swapped the cover of our pron mags with the coloring books long ago.
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Did you actually look at them?....because these are definitely not coloring books.
I'm originally from Protector and know all the tricks. 
You'll also notice Armoshot's 'super secret' oreo stash is missing...*burp*....pardon.
That's because Armor left the Shooters in charge, and no one *ever* checks to see when we need to reorder them! Dangit!
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*drags a supergigantic bag of oreas in*
>.>
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o.o
Whut?
... Wolfie, where have you been hoarding the oreos? Don't you just EAT them?
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WTH! You steal our good stuff on Triumph and now you over here stealing Protector's crap now! This how you treat folks after they treat to a fun night with beer spiked with a mickeys, dancing and the chance to wake up next to a naked Karl_Rove_Man. NO LOVE FOR US ON TRIUMPH!! NO LOVE!!!
(Call me..)
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Actually they took the wine coolers. We didn't care.
*gets all tingly*
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Ah, but did you look at teh beer and pron closely? Someone had swapped them with 'that stuff that want's to be beer' and coloring books. *sneaks through portal back to Virtue*
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*chortles*
Should have checked inside those mags. We swapped the cover of our pron mags with the coloring books long ago.
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Did you actually look at them?....because these are definitely not coloring books.
I'm originally from Protector and know all the tricks.
You'll also notice Armoshot's 'super secret' oreo stash is missing...*burp*....pardon.
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*grabs 'pokeman coloring book', looks inside*
*flips out centerfold*
*rotates 'coloring book'*
*licks lips hungrily and nods appreciatively*
Oh... sorry, did someone say something?
Yep, nothing but coloring books here...
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Um... Zek... it looks like she might've buried them and dug them back up.....
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Ew.
Reminds me of a customer when I was working at a hobby shop. He paid for their 600$ worth of remote control car doodads with money that had apparently been buried for several months. It reeked.
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*sniffs the oreos* My oreo's don't reek! *pouts*
I had them in an airtight plastic bag before I buried them.
MORE FOR ME! *dives into the oreo pile*
*brings in the Quint-Stuffed Super Sized Oreo Banquet Table*
*sets up the Never-Ending Supply of Milk (plain, chocolate & strawberry flavored 
) Drinking Station*
*Hangs Banner*
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pax
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If you take time to help others, you help yourself grow.
If you take time to help yourself, you realize how far you have to go.
If you take time for chocolate . . . you've discovered the secret to a happy life
!GL & be safe in game & real life!
*hug*
Pax
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*sets up the Never-Ending Supply of Milk (plain, chocolate & strawberry flavored ) Drinking Station*
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Pax! Milk isn't good for puppies!
... but then.. neither are oreos...
or beer, for that matter...
*shakes head and wanders off*
. . . but they are for everyone . . .
*opens the bunny pen*
*sets up lots of water bowls*
ok - puppies can have fun now
Pax
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If you take time to help others, you help yourself grow.
If you take time to help yourself, you realize how far you have to go.
If you take time for chocolate . . . you've discovered the secret to a happy life
!GL & be safe in game & real life!
*hug*
Pax
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WTH! You steal our good stuff on Triumph and now you over here stealing Protector's crap now! This how you treat folks after they treat to a fun night with beer spiked with a mickeys, dancing and the chance to wake up next to a naked Karl_Rove_Man. NO LOVE FOR US ON TRIUMPH!! NO LOVE!!!
(Call me..)
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Actually they took the wine coolers. We didn't care.
*gets all tingly*
Angel Red
"We're heroes. Fighting injustice is the thing we do." ~Rebel Scum