What a great analogy 
DEV: Here's a machine to make vegetables and fruit.
ME: Oh good, because some of the other vegetables and fruit are hard for me to eat. Now I can make food I know I like, and mix it in with the other stuff.
ThugsRus: And I figured out a way to make candy.
DEV: You're not supposed to make candy with the machine. Just vegetables and fruit. Making candy is bad. Bad. Don't do that.
ME: Oh, look at the cool fruit I made. Yummy.
ThugsRus: And look at this great candy. Yum yum.
DEV: Do not make candy! Keep doing that and I will punish you!
ThugsRus: Neener neener. Candy is good.
ME: Say, I came up with a great veggie combination. This machine is great.
I like the sane one with the fruit better.
Especially considering that candy rots your economy along with your teeth.
Candy BAD!
... cake good, though ...
... pie better ...
... cheesecake BESTEST!
I want to say something witty in response to Mirai, but I gotta give credit where credit is due. That was a very good comeback and I properly stand put in my place. Nice one. ;-)
They gave us potatoes. It's OK to make french fries instead of hash browns, but making vodka is forbidden.
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They gave us potatoes. It's OK to make french fries instead of hash browns, but making vodka is forbidden.
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But Potato Whisky is horrid!
<sigh> Viv says its no longer "all me".
http://wendy-mags.mybrute.com/
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They gave us potatoes. It's OK to make french fries instead of hash browns, but making vodka is forbidden.
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In Soviet Russia, potato smashes YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, potato smashes YOU!
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How did you discover the plot of my next arc? I haven't even tested it!
ME: "Hi I'd like some candy."
DEV: "Candy is frowned upon, and should not be eaten."
ME: "Everyone is eating candy in Grandville, I'm going to beg for some candy"
ME: "Candy tastes great, I want some more."
DEV: "Candy is frowned upon and should not be eaten"
DEV: "Here's a Candy Machine with a 50 levels worth of ingredients, but don't eat any."
ME: "Free Candy for everyone!!!"
DEV: "Candy is frowned upon and should not be eaten"
DEV: "Here's a candy machine for everyone in the game and instructions on how to make candy"
DEV: "Make sure you don't eat any candy."
ME: "OMG, The heavens are raining candy!"
DEV: "Anyone who has figured out a way to eat candy is obviously a hacker and needs to be punished for eating candy!"
ME: "But you gave me the candy ... "
DEV: "No, we just knew you wanted it, gave you the supplies to make it, and gave everyone a machine to mass produce it. You weren't supposed to eat it though."