Rejected Loading Screen Tips


Agent79

 

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Have another donut. This is gonna take a while.


 

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Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?


 

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If you're an empath, all you need to do is spam healing aura, auto follow the tanker and sit back and watch. (sad thing is, some emp's actually think this is the right thing to do )


 

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Somethighs typeing is tricksie


 

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If you can read this message, you're too close.


 

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Honk if you like geese!


 

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Running around in public in nothing but your underwear is a great attention-getter.


 

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We encourage you to run around your own real hometown and open random packages left lying about. What could happen?


 

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Pssst...hey you...BAB wants to know if you wanna LARP with him. He's got a really big boffer, so you may wanna stretch.


 

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Unlock Vanguard AT by reaching level 50 in all 14 base AT.

Finishing KHTF under 15 minutes rewards 100 extra merits.

Oracle costume unlockable* after 50 successful ITFs.
(*unlockable only for male builds)

Earn Baby New Year pet for 500 candy canes.

All 4ft. tall catgirls are being played by one 40 y/o guy named Leeroy Jenkins.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


 

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This message will self destruct upon mission completion


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dechs Kaison
See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately.

 

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This mission isn't gonna load itself, ya know.


 

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You got a better way to do this?


 

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Thank you for your interest in our product. Your mission will load in approx. 4-6 weeks.


 

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Dude! Welcome Back! We've missed loading you.


 

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uhm ... Mister? You got a ketchup stain on your t-shirt.


 

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While this is loading, I'll scan your hard drive for...WHOA!!!! You naughty little monkey!


 

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If you can't read this screen tip, call 1-800-PHONICS


 

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[ QUOTE ]
While this is loading, I'll scan your hard drive for...WHOA!!!! You naughty little monkey!

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For the last time, she's over 18. She only puts on the schoolgirl outfit because I ask her really, really nicely.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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Santa Claus is watchin' you. CLOSELY.


 

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NCNC is committed to the well being of it's player base. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of this level. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.


 

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God! or whatever higher power you subjugate yourself to when are you going to upgrade this machine. Seriously not even a gig of ram?


 

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You call that a mustache?