Statesman is walking into the hall of the Freedom Phalanx.
"Ok, who stole my mask? If I find it was any of you, you're gonna get a massive atomic wedgie."
"Manticore... I'm gonna go easy on you today."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Statesman: Hey, Recluse?
Lord Recluse: Yeah?
S: Yoink! *Pulls down helmet over eyes*
LR: CURSE YOU, STATESMAN!!!!
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
"Ya know, I like that back hair thing Recluse has going on..."
"Man, I hate my job!"
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
"Masterminds are overpowered."
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
States- "My special sucks."
Sister Psyche- "Your Zues thing?"
States- "Yeah... It's underpowered."
SP- "You mean the thing that usually one-shots the villains?!"
States- "It's supposed to KILL them, not send them to the hospital!"
SP- "..."
"My ZeusÂ’ Lightning brings all the villians to the yard."
"This Game has way to many subscribers"
"Retreat!"
Do I win the thread? 
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
Statesman: still dont understand what "FoTM" means
Manticore: Flavor of The Month noob
Stateman: I h8 j00
"Eh, I'll let the Vindicators handle it."
Beep beep. Beepbeepbeep. Beep. Boop.
Diaaaal Toooone.
Diaaaaal Toooone.
"Hello? Is this Dominatrix? The Praetorian? Yeah, it's Statesman. Listen, I was wondering what you're doing for dinner Friday night..."
[ QUOTE ]
"Hello? Is this Dominatrix? The Praetorian? Yeah, it's Statesman. Listen, I was wondering what you're doing for dinner Friday night..."
[/ QUOTE ]
lmao
[ QUOTE ]
Beep beep. Beepbeepbeep. Beep. Boop.
Diaaaal Toooone.
Diaaaaal Toooone.
"Hello? Is this Dominatrix? The Praetorian? Yeah, it's Statesman. Listen, I was wondering what you're doing for dinner Friday night..."
[/ QUOTE ]
*falls over laughing*
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
[ QUOTE ]
Lets buff Regen!
[/ QUOTE ]
LMAO!!! Classic! 
Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
[ QUOTE ]
Beep beep. Beepbeepbeep. Beep. Boop.
Diaaaal Toooone.
Diaaaaal Toooone.
"Hello? Is this Dominatrix? The Praetorian? Yeah, it's Statesman. Listen, I was wondering what you're doing for dinner Friday night..."
[/ QUOTE ]
LOL!
Manti wispers something to States no one can hear...
States: No Manti i WILL NOT make out with you!
Manti: 
PL meh!!11!
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Ya know, I think Burn needs some buffing.
Statesman: "I think he's been in there long enough... Let's let out Reichsman and send him home."
Citadel: "Um... Are you feeling alright?"
Statesman: "Nah... I'm just funnin'!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
" THis looks like a job... (Sees Rikti Hoars coming over the hillside) for some one else!"
"I have the power!"
"I vote Democrat!"
Dammit, where's a bank robbery when I need one? I wants me some jetpack, baby!
Kid Whip-MA/SR
Wildfire Magni-ARCH/DEV and now FIRE/FIRE scrapper
Gaah! My leg-benders!
On hindsight, I really should have gone with a more heroic name.
Like Captain Paragon. Or Super Paragon.
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*looks at Mako*
Something smells fishy here.
Heh... Heh.
I made a funny.
Get it? Fishy? Heh heh.
Numina?
Numi?
Aww come on, it was better than Manticore's "tsoopid"!
You laughed at that one.
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Also:
A**!
Violence has its own economy. Therefore, be thoughtful and precise in your investment.
I saw the Things Lord Recluse would never say thread and thought I would see what people could come up with for thing Statesman would never say. You people will kill me if this thread is any thing like the Lord Recluse thread.