"Okay, fine. You want my Task Force? Get me a beer."
LET ME SHOW YOU MY TF
My TF. Let me show you it.
@Dragonistic
Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack
Total level is about 149.
EVILCAT
SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN
Statesman: MOMMMMMMMM!!??? CAN I GET A NEW BIKE!!??
Mom from across the house: NO MARK SORRY!!
Statesman: ITS STATESMAN!!! anyway...BUT MOM ALL THE OTHER HEROES ARE GETTING IT AND I WANNA BE KEEEEWWWL!!
Mom: IF THE OTHER HEROES JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU DO THAT TO???
Statesman: *oh god she is NOT pulling that crap again*.....WHO CARES I CAN FLY ANYWAY!!!
Mom: *sigh* FINE YOU CAN GET THE BIKE TOMOROW!
Statesman: BUT MAAAAWM, TOMORRRROWWWW IT WONT BE KEEEEWWWWL.
Mom: Sorry Mark
Statesman:STATESMAN!!! *mumbles* im gonna kick your @$$ someday.
Mom: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING MARK.
Statesman: NO AND FOR THE LAST TIME ITS STATESMAN!!
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And also---
States:MOM?? CAN YOU MAKE ME AND MY FRIENDS SOME HOT POCKETS?
Mom: youll have to make them yourself mark
States: CALL ME STATESMAN!!!! YOUR EMBARRISSING ME!!
Mom: OK "STATESMAN" hehehe
States: b*tch...
Mom: SORRY WHAT??
States: NOTHING MAAWWWM!
manticore: HE CALLED YOU A- *WHACK*
States: shut up mantiwh*re.
hehehe mantiwh*re.
Please comment lol.
To Recluse- "All your base are belong to us."
Recluse - "What?"
States- "Nevermind."
"Silly Posi! Robots don't drink coffee, you lovable scamp!"
Maybe it's just me but I always imagine States sounding like a cliche' superhero who talks in an unknowlingly condescending way. 
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Maybe it's just me but I always imagine States sounding like a cliche' superhero who talks in an unknowlingly condescending way.
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Uh...
He does.
And now, announcing the new Epic Archetype...
Kittens!
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
I realize this was on AK-47s for Everyone a while back, but it needs re-linking, because it applies so well. And it still makes me lawl.
Statesman running his TF
Hahaha that bit about veng was awesome!
Violence has its own economy. Therefore, be thoughtful and precise in your investment.
I personally like this this part.
Mako: TA?! You rolled TA?!1
Manti: qq?
Mako: LOLOLOL
*Mako then proceeds to gank Manti*
Synapse constantly asking for a rez was kind of funny too.
My favorite part: Invention salvage get!
(Oh, and cute Foreshadow 3D action, always awesome.)
Proud member of the Steel 70! | Global @Radmofet ; usually on Pinnacle, sometimes on Virtue.
Unstop chash! Help! <--------- something you'd TRULY never hear States say.
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
Ah yes, almost forgot this part.
GW: Check out my mag 10000 hold!11
FW: WTH!!111
Posi: OMG! H4X!!!11!1
States and Recluse sitting at the bar in Pocket D drinking and chatting
States: Recluse, you're the..."playa" type, right?
Recluse: Sure. What about it?
States: Well...seeing as how you're more experienced at it than me...
Recluse: Spit it out Statesman. I don't have all day.
States: Well...what happens when peeing burns?
Recluse: *spits out drink and falls off stool laughing*
Recluse: *stands back up* I knew Ghost Widow would be good for something !
Oooo! Burn! (No pun intended!)
Lady Grey: Hey Statesmen.. wanna come over to the Rikti War Zone and help every superpowered human in the world?
Statemen: Nah.. good here in Independence Port.
Lady Grey: Oh yeah? Why is it so important that you stay here?
Statesmen: So I can send heroes to impending doom on my taskforce, duh.
End.
So uh ms.Liberty.... you wanna come back to my place later i still live with my mom but the bedrooms sound proof..hehhehe
Liberty: OH MY GOD IM YOU FREAKIN GRAND DAUGHTER!!
States: SoooOOOooOo..... yes or no?
SLAP!
Statesman: "Oh you poor regen Scrapper, of COURSE I won't nerf you!"
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
States: My nipples hurt...
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
((Since we resurrected Things Recluse Wouldn't Say, I figured I'd hunt this down, too..))
Statesman: *searching through an old toy chest* "Ah, there it is..."
Manticore: "What? An old teddy bear?"
Statesman: "No... It's a powerful artifact with an enchantment that will enable us to finally vanquish Lord Recluse and end this troublesome conflict. The problem is, I cannot wield it anymore..."
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--Peregrine Island--
Statesman: "Castle! To reward your hard work at guiding the heroes of Peregrine Island, I have a gift for you."
Castle: "Uh... Thanks, but i haven't been doing this very long. In fact, I kind of stepped up because there was nobody else available..."
Statesman: "Regardless, since you rose to the challenge, here..."
*Statesman hands Castle a long slender box. Castle then eagerly opens it and marvels at what is inside.*
Castle: "Is this what I think it is?"
*Statesman nods. Castle draws what appears to be a foam rubber baseball bat.*
Statesman: "Behold! The Nerf Bat! Mark well this day, Stefan, for it is the beginning of the end..."
*Castle takes a practice swing, smacking a Dual-Blade wielding hero and depowering him.*
Random Hero: "Ow! Hey! What did you do to my blades? They're all dull and... And I feel sluggish... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"
Statesman: "Ooh, you should watch it with that thing. Hitting one affects everybody like him..."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Statesman: I love this game. I;m never going to play WoW because this game isn't following my thoughts. :/ So, how I use ED?
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Lets buff Regen!
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Still my fav 
Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper
Founding Member and Leader : Shadow-Force
Co-Leader: Council of Heroes
"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."
Statesman: He can solo GMs, well I can... do that to! *whine
Here's two I thought of
Statesman: Damn this spandex really rides up...
Statesman: Say Ghost Widow, whaddya say we just forget this whole "war" thing and just head upstairs to my "superhero hideaway" ad just go nuts...
Ghost Widow: No...
Statesman: Fine! Sister Physce where are you?
Johnny Turbo | Phanto
THE CHALLENGERS: Challenge Accepted
HONORARY MEMBER: WARE.gov (Said I couldn't officially join because I'm too good at PvP)