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Lady Grey: Hey Statesmen.. wanna come over to the Rikti War Zone and help every superpowered human in the world?

Statemen: Nah.. good here in Independence Port.

Lady Grey: Oh yeah? Why is it so important that you stay here?

Statesmen: So I can send heroes to impending doom on my taskforce, duh.

End.

Is there a printer friendly version of Sudoku puzzle? Great issue by the way