You know you crossed the hero/villian line when:
By
Blood_Wolffe,
Posted on: 2007-03-16 08:02 in Roleplaying
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8) You treat a Zeus Mecha as your personal transport.
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D: B-but...The Commander said I could ride on its shoulder.... ;_;
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16) As a healer, you let a tank barge in only to die 5 seconds in and you say, "oops! I forgot to set my autoheal..."
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*cough* <_< I haven't done this per se, but on one of the very, very few occasions where I've been on a PuG, the main tank started berating me for attacking lieuts. I'm /sonic, and I hit them once for the -def and then get on with life. Anyone who's teamed with me can tell you that I'm pretty good at managing enemies and allies alike.
So when this guy starts in with the "u just heal me, understand? nothing else", I let him charge into the next mob (before the others were ready, no less) and didn't heal him at all. <_< The others in the PuG weren't prepared and I kept them alive, but I let that sucker burn.
I enjoyed these. 
Thank you.
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
Hehe. Never PO the heal-bot.
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1) As a fire blaster at lvl 45, you go to Perez and show off your hot foot to the local hellions
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Who, me? Never >.>
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
You run into people like that on Protector? Jeez, nobody yells at Nester when he attacks... Of course, he's usually spamming the heals, anyway, and I time myself so nobody really notices when I attack.
Playing a healer makes my mind go into strange places, though. When the whole ordeal is done, I can't quite recall what I was doing, or what was going on. I recall vaguely a horde of Freakshow...
Funny thing is, the only times I've been stunned, mezzed, whatever, it was in the heat of battle and enemies I never attacked.
Now, as far as the OP...
I had a few moments when I had Randy in Croatoa, and we kept doing the "Free the Ghosts" mission, the one full of witches. After the fifth time of spattering the walls with those (what I perceived were) tiny witches, I had a horrible thought. RP-wise, I figured none of the charges would stick.
I could see it, in court, the smallest, cutest witches would take the stand, point at Randy and go "He bwoke owuh wegs!"
Acquittal.
Which probably explained why I did the same mission so many times.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
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*sudden urge to draw Essex as a Cabal witch* <.<
And yeah, Grey. X_X It's why I only very occasionally tolerated PuGs. Hey we should team sometime. :3
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
I wouldn't mind teaming with you at all, Essex. I just have the problem of having to deal with my region's propensity to lag, which inadvertently led to me perusing the forums more often...
And led me here...
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
So long as you don't stick me in a witch outfit, go for it.
What? Seriously, how do those wenches freakin' breathe?
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
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So long as you don't stick me in a witch outfit, go for it.
What? Seriously, how do those wenches freakin' breathe?
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Magic, Devious. Magic. They are witches after all.
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
That, or they're anorexic/bulimic, and they are actually their size.
Either one works for me.
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So long as you don't stick me in a witch outfit, go for it.
What? Seriously, how do those wenches freakin' breathe?
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Magic, Devious. Magic. They are witches after all.
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Ha-Ha.
which now brings to mind revelation #26
26) You start frisking all the witches to find out how they fit into their outfits.
27) You wash all the redcaps headgear with bleach.
28) You go into Croatoa singing either 'American Woman' or 'Ride, Sally, Ride'.
29) You use your stealth powers to go around the sleeping pumkinheads and carve soul patch goatees under their mouths to make them look cool.
30) You run into Croatoa like a red-neck yelling; "I'ma har fer some deermeat!"
((Mm-MMM! Them's Tuatha's good eatin'!))
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
31: you combine the powers "Snowstorm" and "Quicksand" on your Earth/Storm controller
32: Gale the same enemy off a building untill they have enough HP that you kill them with brawl
33: You go an entire boss fight with the named level boss laying on his butt due to knockback.
34: you EVER Tp allies off of a cliff, into a mob of high level enemies, in front of a giant monster, into ghost widow's bedchambers, or to wisconsin.
35: You use your mind controller to send random hellions on household errands for you
35: You use your mind Controller to force a Bone Daddy to clean your room.
36: You attack random homeless people and claim that they where Lost.
37: You Provoke a Fire blaster into torching your car so you can collect on the insurance
38: You send a teamate to explore the mysterious flaming vents in the hollows
39: You claim to be blue steel's nephew to get prefferred seating on the monorail lines.
40: You create a female hero with the height slider at minimum and the chest slider at maximum named "Lolicon Lass"
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38: You send a teamate to explore the mysterious flaming vents in the hollows
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Okay, there's evil, and then there's EVIL.
I have one, hope you don't mind if I pitch one in.
41. You spend half an hour in character creation tweaking the height on your stone tanker so they always punch everyone perfectly in the crotch.
42: Outcast Leaders start disappearing at a phenomenal rate for the half hour you're in-zone.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
43. You spend more time creating a costume so that when you rstone tanker punches, the spikes on their gloves impact the enemy's crotch.
44. Magma Lords suddenly appear on the endangered species after you leave the zone.
45. You stop and kick enemies off the rooftops and laugh in malacious glee at their flying bodies.
46. Your stone tanker looks like a gothic lolita and everytime you run into battle your cry is "EEeee HENTAI!" right before she smashes them with a giant stone hammer.
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45. You stop and kick enemies off the rooftops and laugh in malacious glee at their flying bodies.
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((Is it okay to laugh in malicious glee if I sidekick them through the window in one of the abandoned office buildings in the Hollows? I did that to a troll with my scrapper once, and couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.))
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
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((Is it okay to laugh in malicious glee if I sidekick them through the window in one of the abandoned office buildings in the Hollows? I did that to a troll with my scrapper once, and couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.))
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((Oh yes it is perfectly fine to laugh doing that, the trolls are there for our amusement. Just not fine to do it with malacious intent of hunting down every troll JUST to kick them off buildings))
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46. Your stone tanker looks like a gothic lolita and everytime you run into battle your cry is "EEeee HENTAI!" right before she smashes them with a giant stone hammer.
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I'm not sure you can make a gothloli in COH. If you can I want pictures to see how you did it.
47: [image]http://www.cruisegazing.com/RPG_Motivational/Temptation.jpg[/image]
great ones all! I laughed for 30 minutes over Blood Wolffs addition!
48) you use the magma lords to blow dry your undies and then freeze them when they make the undies too hot.
49) you use the Knives of Artimis as darts and you leave them stuck in the wall.
50) you spawn a level 50 ambush in Atlas Park and then leaving all the level one heroes to try and clean up the mess.
51) when another 50 or a group comes to aid the help of the fallen, flailing and dying fledgeling heroes, you start to yell at them about "Let the nubs learn the hard way, We did, quit babying them!".
52. You bring your level 50 hero to Atlas Park just to abuse the Hellions with knockback powers.
53. You use Teleport Foe to drop enemies off of sharp dropoffs in the Hollows and Faultline.
54. You try to dissuade Freaks from rezzing by using Foot Stomp on their fallen bodies.
55. You try to dissuade Freaks from rezzing by using Foot Stomp on their fallen bodies... while wearing stiletto heels.
56: You kill villains by shooting at them, throwing huge balls of fire at them, freezing them with sub-zero ice blocks, draining their souls, irridating them, zapping them with over 10,000 volts of electricity, smashing them with [censored] big rocks, slicing at them with swords, bashing them with various mideval weapons, blowing them away with landmines, and punching them with enough force to shatter their skulls.
Did I say 'kill?' I meant 'ARREST!'
57: You try all of what lord diov said, On ACID! xD
58: You bring your tanker to atlas after level 30 and taunt the hellions saying "Come little man!"
59: You take your 50 to the sewers to get revenge, and laugh manically while doing it.
1) As a fire blaster at lvl 45, you go to Perez and show off your hot foot to the local hellions
2) As a mace tank, you yell out at Vahzloks "Cool! More meat to tenderize!"
3) As an Axe wielding tank, you announce to your teammates that you are a weedwhacker and your going after the DE.
4) As a Controller, you use your powers to make the banished hit themselves in the foreheads with discarded beercans.
5) You use your illusion powers to make the CoT think they are bikini clad car washers.
6) You keep pants'ing the Warriors because they are so pathetic.
7) You make a banished mask part of your wardrobe.
8) You treat a Zeus Mecha as your personal transport.
9) You make every Villian you defeat wear a TuTu in humiliation.
10) You tell every Fake Nemisis you meet that you are the real Nemisis and that your stick is bigger.
11) You only use char on Malta Sappers to get even with them.
12) You slot 6 range enhancements on your long range bolt power and you 1 shot kill things that don't even appear on the screen they're so far away.
13) You put the word Cuisinart into your name because you have a katana.
14) you keep asking for the power 'beat them until their eggwhites are stiff'
15) you think a cook power set would be cool.
16) As a healer, you let a tank barge in only to die 5 seconds in and you say, "oops! I forgot to set my autoheal..."
17) You auto heal in an hami-raid LONG after everyone has told you not too.
18) You only use Sands of Mu because it makes you look like Shiva.
19) You ask every Council, "Who's yo mama now!"
20) You depress the Outcasts by not attacking them and killing every troll in site.
21)You use Skydiving off the blimp as a power to defeat the Hellions under you in Atlas.
22) You taunt the Cot because of their so called dresses.
23) You spray paint a mustache on every portrait you see of Manticore.
24) You refuse to be teleported in the Caves of Transendence because of displacement issues.
25) you wear a necklace made of Supatroll teeth.
That's enough for now. if I get positive feedback, I might try for more.