You know you crossed the hero/villian line when:
By
Blood_Wolffe,
Posted on: 2007-03-16 08:02 in Roleplaying
61. You use your Warburg nuke in Atlas to scare the lowbies.
62: All the male villians get off on "Brutality" on your part, simply because you keep kicking them in the jewels when they try to grope you while you're cuffing them.
63: You've spent more time going to city hall to resolve "Violence Against Other Superheroes", because the guys keep being perverted, and the women keep calling you skank, than going after criminals.
64: Your own sidekick testifys that you're "Bats**t Insane".
65: You use your controller to herd helloins in atlas park to the statue just so your level 50 blaster can nuke them, and impress the lowbies.
66: Then you and your friend decided to nuke the lowbies.
67: You go to Perez at 32 as a Mind Controller and instigate new gang wars.
68: You go to Perez at 32 as a Mind Controller and instigate new gang wars whole saying in a deep voice, "weak-minded fools."
I'm a repeat offender on both counts, by the way.
Has been killed by the DoT on Throwing Knives and proud of it.
You people are bad! 
But I'm worse!
69) As a fire blaster, you burn the giant donut in Faultline to a crisp just to make the lowly cops weep.
70) as same fire blaster you go to steel canyon and start more building fires than the firefighters and heroes can put out.
71) You change Daylight savings time and you don't tell the clockwork.
72. When interviewed by a paragon news reporter on how you can attack the gangs of paragon with energy fists and control it so they don't perish you respond, "Wait, control, you said control right, huh theres a concept, I was just hitting them at full power and not worrying about the aftereffects".
73. When standing at atlas conversing, and offering advice to other lower heroes, you poke that huge gargantuan guy right in the solar plexus at a pressure point, because no matter how big you are or how much stone you have, nothing can prevent pressure point attacks.
74. You do the above just to see said tank squirm, or to point out points to new martial arts heroes.
75. You use your illusion control to make everyone under atlas have a mass mirage of a nude Roseanne Barr.
76. You do the above with mind control instead.
77. Your battlecry is "Arrest not Annihilate!"
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69) As a fire blaster, you burn the giant donut in Faultline to a crisp just to make the lowly cops weep.
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((NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!))
78) You take a swim in the Faultline water (the really bad, oily stuff) saying "This counts as a bath!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
79) you use the water pouring out the crack in the faultline damn as a shower, and sing the irish spring theme while doing so.
80) You install windows into all of the crey "Tank" operating systems, thus rendering them all BSOD'd simultaneously, worldwide, in the middle of every fight they are in.
81) YOU are the cause of the y2k bug.
82) When asked about the proper way to arrest criminals, you tell the new hero or herione "Just make sure you beat them only to unconciousness".
83) You really REALLY like punt kicking the Rikti Monkeys. and publically declare so, Frequently.
60: The villains you arrest get acquittal after acquittal. Especially the female ones because you "bwoke [their] wittle bwittle wegs."
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.