Is Jack Emmert a woman?
roflcopter....
I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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ROFLMAO
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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I have it also on good athority that u suck @ teh grammer~!!
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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I have it also on good athority that u suck @ teh grammer~!!
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I passed ma three 'ar's
Readin writin and spellin
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Jake... JAKE!
J.A.K.E.
Jake Emmert.
Jake Emmert?
Jack Emmert?
Statesman?
Jake Emmert = Jack Emmert = Statesman = Sister Psyche?
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O.o
*slowly walks away from thread in confustion....*
its to early for this..... *yawn*
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
I've already forgotten about most of you
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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Manticore??? Why are you insulting me? What did I ever do to you!?!?!
I've already forgotten about most of you
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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Manticore??? Why are you insulting me? What did I ever do to you!?!?!
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Would you rather be one of them Circle of Thorns Mages?
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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Manticore??? Why are you insulting me? What did I ever do to you!?!?!
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Would you rather be one of them Circle of Thorns Mages?
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Agony Mage please.
It seems fitting.
I've already forgotten about most of you
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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Manticore??? Why are you insulting me? What did I ever do to you!?!?!
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Would you rather be one of them Circle of Thorns Mages?
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Agony Mage please.
It seems fitting.
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I now pronounce you....AGONY MAGE! *poof*
Can I be Ghost Widow?
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no, You are an apple. You can be Atlas's globe but that's it.
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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I thought I was Positron?
And the mission you are referring to is not "Jack Emmert", it's "Jake Emmet", not even a relation of Jack's.
I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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I thought I was Positron?
And the mission you are referring to is not "Jack Emmert", it's "Jake Emmet", not even a relation of Jack's.
I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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ROFLMAO!
Best. Quote. Ever.
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That's just a typo.
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hey posi, look, I brought you a shiny red apple! Am I now the teachers pet?
* rubs hands in evil fashion doing the evil "hehehe" under his breath"
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I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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So, when Jake appears as a woman or a homeless man... he's a robot... in disguise!
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I have it on good authority that Satanic_Hamster is in fact and Angelic Gerbil.
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He's actually Positron.
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Actually, I'm Positron. He's Brawler, and you're Manticore.
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I thought I was Positron?
And the mission you are referring to is not "Jack Emmert", it's "Jake Emmet", not even a relation of Jack's.
I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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Fine. I guess I'll be... Synapse. *weep*
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I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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So, when Jake appears as a woman or a homeless man... he's a robot... in disguise!
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Oh great. Now I have that stupid Transformers jingle stuck in my head.
Thanks a real lot.
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I have it on good authority that Jake is in fact... a 5th Column Mekman.
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So, when Jake appears as a woman or a homeless man... he's a robot... in disguise!
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So the 5th Column are behind the development of Freedom Phalanx...
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So far, I've found Jack Emmert to be the following things:
* Bearded white man with a large beer gut.
* Old bald black man.
* Old asian man.
* Old asian woman.
* A 5th Column Mekman.
* Some white guy.
This leads to some obvious questions. Who is the real Jack Emmert? As the most kidnapped man in the Rogue Islands, is he hiring random people off the streets to stand in for him? Ie he hugely into crossdressing? Some sort of shape shifting powers?
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