Positron! STOP BOBBING!


Aaron123

 

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You're drivin' me nuts up there! We're gonna start calling you Pogotron!

The other day something weird happened to Flash and only the LEFT HALF OF YOU was bobbing! It was horrible and disturbing. Please, for the love of God, just stand there. Please. I'm begging you. Turn off Hover and just stand there...


 

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Click the spider...


 

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Click the spider...

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Ghost Widow! STOP BOBBING!

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Now, keep clicking...

Yeah, I'm a sick woman.


 

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Cryptics main office

"Hey we have flash on the forums now!"

"Cool lets see it"

web page

"Wow that looks just like a jpeg?!"

"Hmmmm"

"Make one of them bob up and down!"

"Brilliant!"


The Kronos has a hold n00b!

 

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Now, keep clicking...

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The CoV one does at least lead to more amusing mental imagery. I can't help it, I always have to picture interactions between Lord Recluse and Ghost Widow as coming off like Megatron and Blackarachnia on the old Transformers: Beast Wars CG cartoon show.

"GHOST WIDOW!"

"You bellowed, your evilness?"

"Ahem. I did, yes."


 

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She's carressing one of his "extra appendages".


 

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You're drivin' me nuts up there! We're gonna start calling you Pogotron!

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"He can't go to the bathroom without taking out a city block."

Now tell me, wouldn't YOU Be bobbing?


 

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"Hey we have flash on the forums now!"

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The previous banner was flash too, but I guess that sort of proves your point.


 

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Click the spider...

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Ghost Widow! STOP BOBBING!


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She really looks like she's trying to invoke some Gainax Bounce but failing...


 

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Oh, please.. make it stop! *spit takes onto monitor* Okay, I get images of him telling heroes, "I'll only give you the task force if you give me 50 cents!" And whining the rest of the time "Wanna ride the pony!"


"If Everquest is Evercrack, then City of Heroes is City of Heroin... it's just as addicting and is a gateway MMORPG." - Me, when explaining MMORPG's to my mother.

 

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He just keeps staring at the button... He really wants to press the button. Button, button, button, button, button... Not allowed to press the button. Doesn't stop the desire to press the button. So he wants you to press the button. Press the button. Button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button. He so wants to press the button. Bounces with desire to press the button. Bounces, bounces, bounces, bounces, bounces for the button, button, button, button, button, button. Bouncy for buttons, bouncy for buttons. He won't stop his bouncing because he's bouncing for the button. You can press the button, so you have no reason to bounce. Why are you bouncing? Bouncing for a button you can press? Maddness! He can not press the button, so instead he bounces. Do you choose to understand? Bouncing is only for buttons and he bounces for buttons. He understands, do you?


 

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You might be interested in flashblock, I know it has saved me from clawing my eyes out at bad flash ads more times than I can count.


 

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HE'S HOVERING! IT'S NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT PEOPLE!!
AAHHH!!!
*Runs out of the room in a tantrum*


 

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This thread is freakin killing me.


 

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Yep, he's hovering. The website designers were too lazy to add any other details, I guess, like someone else said.


Arc Salvo: Okay hold one sec guys, we can't just rush in blindly vs these Nemesis, they've got these ranged aoe's tha-
Teammate1(charging in): Shut up, Arc Salvo, you lame*$% Viewtiful Joe wannabe! What do you know?!
Teammate2(also charging): yeah, ST#& arc salvo u PWR RANGR U!
Arc Salvo: *sigh*

 

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HE'S HOVERING! IT'S NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT PEOPLE!!

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Uh, yeah, I know he's Hovering. That'd be why I begged him to turn off Hover.

(Failing that, as I noted in the Suggestions board, I think they should set his in-game self to permanently Hover above his little pedestal in Blyde Square.)


 

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Well, sure he's hovering. That's obvious, but it ain't -funny-. ;p

Ponnyyyyy!


 

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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And there you have it, folks.


 

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Thanks Posi, but would you care to explain to my kid why mom just busted out laughing?


 

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She's carressing one of his "extra appendages".

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I don't get it, click back and forth between CoV and CoH? Don't see the joke here..