ResidentBaka

I always thought those rusty Praetorian Clockwork were some kind of deluxe fancy Imperial Clockwork because the rust sorta looks like an ornate gold trim which compliments the Clockwork color scheme. And it's so fancy and symmetrical...

Radiation Emission is so good at debuffing that I can't even get amped to tell you about how good it is because just thinking about it debuffs my exuberance.

[NPC] Maelstrom: You could have joined us.
[NPC] Maelstrom: Instead this will be your end game.
You recieve Mutation: Devolution

I think they could consolidate the wedding and party pack so I don't have to purchase something called "the wedding pack"

Has anyone ever noticed how every different incarnation of Statesman is always evil?

So I was thinking about one of my favorite ATs, Masterminds, and what I enjoy and don't enjoy about them.

I find Masterminds at the lower levels to be a great deal of fun. Oddly, this fun factor decreases as I gain levels. One of the big reasons behind this is because once you hit 26 and get your final pet (It's 26, right?) suddenly you have this huge annoying army following you everywhere and stumbling all over themselves while you run around. The problem is worse in narrow corridors, of which CoH has plenty, when your pets run into each other and jockey for position in trying to follow you. Then you tell them to attack something and a T1 leads the charge while the rest have a pathing freakout as they try to slowly funnel past one another. This usually causes the T1 to die immediately and oh boy you get to resummon his stupid face and spend your whole end bar upgrading him again.

Meanwhile, I play on one of my lowbie MMs and things are just so much more orderly. I have two, maybe three little dudes following me around, it's easy to keep them all relatively healthy, and I'm never drowning in a sea of "HAI MASTER I WILL BRAINS THEM"


My suggestion is to allow us, once we get all of our pets, to combine them into one or two much, much stronger pets. Some kind of super scary zombie hulk, or an enormous demon overlord, or one of those huge, club-wielding Oni, or some titanic metal gear(!?). Thugs could have a... uhm.... they could have.... ...And soldiers could get a.... big... soldier... guy? Look I dunno, you guys think of something.

I think it'd be cool, and even come with its own downsides. One pet means bodyguard mode does less for you, and once your giant friend is felled, you're out of backup. Until you resummon, I guess. But it wouldn't be easy! Oh no, summoning that one hella badass would require a ton of endurance.

Or maybe I'm the one weirdo who likes only having a few pets.

Heck, it should be a matter of seconds. It's a fun little gun. They can just disable it in PvP zones and Arenas if they're worried about people exploiting it.

* Enemy NPCs utilize a perverted form of scourge that dictates that the lower my health is, the higher their chance is of pulling a critical hit out of their butt and astounding me as I remember that some NPCs can, in fact, crit.

* Zones have the ability to tell when I'm in my "just one more mission" phase and will cause my contacts to assign me a street sweep mission. Said zone will then will play host to a Rikti invasion, a Zombie apocolypse, a deadly apocolypse (rather than a non-lethal apocolypse) and then a Rikti Zombie apocolypse.

* The greater my need for a particular TF's badge, the less people will be eager to run that TF. (MultipleGirl excluded, glorious person who has delivered me from this phenomenon. <3)

* The greater the number of SteelClaw lists on the forums at a given time, the higher the chance that I will dangle him by a pair of chains over a giant bonfire or tie him to a weighted dolly and throw him in a fountain.

* Accepting a timed mission has a 1 in 5 chance of spawning a surprise server maintenance.

* The code used to determine which inspirations drop will first check to find out which type I least need, and only drop that. In the event that I'm defeated and waiting for a third respite to drop so I can create a wakie, it will proceed to give me medium reds, small break frees and unique inspirations that look like wakies, but do nothing when used except cause the word "LOSER" to appear over my head.

Ashley McKnight has been saying that since she was added to the game, unfortunately. I believe it's a bug.

This is knot funny, guys.

You see, Steel, when a guy boat and a girl boat love each other very much...


edit: Or if the girl boat hates the guy boat, but he's done such a number on her self-esteem that she thinks he's the only guy who will still love her and he has a hideous temper so she won't leave him anyway for fear of what his anger issues might cause him to do...

edit 2: Or if the guy boat is really lonely, and the girl boat offers to show him a good time for the right price...

Oh, so this is where this thread went. Well, neato. No, I have nothing new to add just yet, except to say "Leg accessories and sashes"



Don't ask where this sash frenzy came from.

I'm more concerned about who that even is. Did I miss an arc somewhere?



edit: Nevermind, found out.


edit 2: sashes

All the tearful scenes of comrades delivering slow, airy monologues as the life drains from their bodies will be replaced by a quick trip to the hospital and a merciless ribbing over coalition channels.

What a painful-sounding acronym



I certainly wouldn't want my fase ripped.