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  1. This sounds awful.

    Gah. Another trial I won't see.

    Can we have some content for solo players, please?

    Eco.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bill Z Bubba View Post
    Spider-Man beat down a freaking Herald of Galactus.

    I've personally soloed a LOT of the content that was "designed only for teams!"

    The Lambda trial has already been duoed.

    The completely ARBITRARY minimum number of players to start a trial has absolutely nothing to do with how "epic" and encounter turns out to be.

    Being forced to wait around X amount of time for a trial to start isn't epic.
    Being forced to listen to the inane ramblings of other players isn't epic.
    Waltzing through a trial without any effort isn't epic.

    This is epic:


    And that's soloing.
    That is one of my all-time favourite comic stories EVER! It was AWESOME! Like High noon for Spidey. IIRC, he was zipping about all over NY looking for help from other heroes, but the FF were out of town, the Avengers were all on the west Coast, etc, until finally he'd had enough.

    Fantastic story. I think i possibly punched the air lol. I was about 10 or something.

    Nice one for reminding me

    Eco.
  3. Quote:
    Alpha Slot Vouchers are a boon if you prefer to play alone. Once one of your characters completes an Incarnate Trial, you can-
    Wait, what?

    ...

    I think someone hasn't quite grasped the meaning of 'prefer to play alone'.

    /headshake.

    Eco.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5 View Post
    HA! Wait, no, don't tell me that, I'm already somewhat biased against playing defenders (with only all of one to my name), I don't wanna hear they don't suck.
    They don't! AM soloed Casualties of War (with a little help from a Shivan)3 levels too low for it's minimum! Kin/Rad Defenders = Awesome, IMO. If you can last the initial few attacks, and start sapping them and mezzing them and whatnot, they're invincible-ish.

    I also have an Emp/Sonic Defender who's like a Blaster with heals. He soloed the TF that's got the crazy Freakshow lady with the mohawk at the end - Clamor, is it?

    I love Defenders.

    Eco.
  5. I'd pay for a power that enables me to detoggle other players AoEs when in WW.

    And I'd pay a dollar a badge for all badges.

    Eco
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5 View Post
    You are reliving her memories, in her place so to speak. I've received some comments about this being confusing before and even edited the text a bit before you got to it to try and make it more clear without giving the game away (which would be against the spirit of the arc), but obviously this can still be improved. Although, as I said previously in response to one of these comments, a little confusion isn't necessarily a bad thing here.
    Forgot to say - I don't think you should change a thing about this arc, especially not the amount (or lack of) hand-holding/explanation that the Player gets. As a piece of writing, as a 'dreamlike' type arc, and as a puzzle to be worked out by the player, it's fantastic IMO.

    Eco
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5 View Post
    The King is rather tough and was meant to be. Not to lay all the blame at your feet but the arc is set for 41 to 50 and you were running a Defender at 38... I was able to solo the arc on playtesting with a 50 stalker (burst damage helps to be sure) and I think I also made it through with my level 38-or-so Ill/Rad troller, but that's an Ill/Rad troller for you. Considering he did once take down my 50 Kat/Regen scrapper in playtesting, perhaps I should give him another look-over... sorry to hear the woosh-woosh bothered your eyes though, not much I can do about that other than take it off and risk an XP loss - I'll also look into that. If you ever get a chance to run it with another AT or at a higher level let me know how things go.
    er.../sheepish look.

    I took a look at AMs enhancement screen after playing your arc (four times rofl) and found to my considerable surprise that apart from two powers, he was completely unslotted! lol no wonder he was having a bit of difficulty!

    Quote:


    Huh, she's an Lt. in the set of customs in the last mish (and her bio lays out her story "as much as the arc allows"), I would have thought you'd run into her at least once.
    I didn't meet her on any run through, and I thought I'd cleared tbh. The way the mission's set, it seems natural to fight the normal mobs as a nd when, then meet the King, then do the cocoon and then Exit. Ah well, I'll play it again after I've finished Waddle.

    Quote:

    Thanks again for playing, for writing up such an awesome read and for the kind words about the arc. I really hope you keep doing these sorts of reviews, they're always so much fun!
    I'm back, and I intend to!

    So if anyone would like me to 'review' their arc, please let me know. I'll have a queue of 5 max. 2 slots are already filled, so the next three arcs that are offered up get a run.

    Caveats:

    Nothing too difficult, if possible. I don't like challenge arcs.
    No Malta or Knives of Artemis.
    Villainous lvl 1-30 only, Heroic any level.

    Eco.
  8. Coming Soon...

    The Psystem in

    PENGUIN Part 3: Waddle to the Big Top (402239)

    ...if it's still up?



    Eco
  9. I also recently played PENGUIN, arc ID 29205 by Tubbius, who asked me to run it again after a recent revamp he's made to it.

    My earlier 'review' of it can be found here.

    The differences as far as I can see are basically a tidying up of the arc and some fleshing out of the contact's motivations, and some cosmetic changes. Specifically, Waddle, my favourite Arctic Avian Superhero, has had his head reworked using one of the new bird heads. I have to admit, I'm a bit of an old fogey, generally suspicious of anything new, and I thought the 'old' waddle looked sweet. The new one looked a little frowny and serious to start with, but then I pondered that young Waddle would probably have a childlike 'srs bznz' expression of earnest concentration, so I think it fits nicely.

    I wasn't so enamoured with the security guards in Mission 1, however. The old PENGUIN arc had Crey goons which were fairly easy for the Psystem (who i ran it with again this time) to deal with. This time, the security guards had shotguns and stun grenades, and the constant knockdown (no acro) got a bit tiring.

    The other big change is the removal of the custom NPC Tubbius Claus from the arc. Anyone who's read the Psystem's play-through of the entire Tubbius Trilogy will understand my slight dismay in seeing him gone. I can understand why he's been removed - his appearance was a little out of left field in the original, but I think he's a great character, so i was quite happy to see him in it (I think any arc at all would only be improved by adding Tubbius Claus rofl).

    I'm very pleased I played the old version, which still stands as one of my favourite CoH play experiences ever (the whole Tubbius trilogy with the Psystem, i mean), but I appreciate the polishing that's gone into PENGUIN, and as it stands now I would still unreservedly recommend it to anyone

    5 stars again, Tubby!

    Eco.
  10. When The Words Stop - Arc ID 494099 by @Clave Dark 5. Neutral Morality, 4 Missions (3 unique, 1 medium). Lvl range 41-54.

    Clave’s description says it’s a drama, and his thread for it here mentions that it’s not one of his usual humorous style. I thought A Wake For Dead 6 was quite poignant, so IMO he can do serious as well as witty. I’ll be taking the Accelerated Man



    - my Kin/Rad lvl 38 Defender, into this one. It has 14 plays and 4 stars as I start.

    “Magic, Gavin. What is it? Just another name for a branch of Science dimly understood by the world of reason and rationality? You know what Leigh Brackett said on the subject? - ‘Witchcraft to the ignorant…simple science to the learned’. Ha, Gavin, I pride myself on being a man of intellect, of objectivity. A man of science! I should scoff at even the word ‘magic’. But I have seen demons, Gavin. I have fought the undead as they crawled out of their graves last Halloween. Those rotting cadavers weren’t animated by any science I can name. No servo motors powering their joints, no force fields keeping them standing. By all that’s normal they should have stayed dead, Gavin. How can words and a wave of the hand bring the dead to life, eh? I tell you, though, when a moaning corpse stumbles towards you intent on munching on your brains, I rather think that scientific enquiry be shelved in favor of some, uh, headshots, I believe is the generally recommended approach to zombies...

    “Anyway, I digress. This section of my Journal shall recount a curious investigation I made into the Dark Arts recently. Follow the usual protocols when you transcribe it. Ah, Gavin, magic…magic. If it’s really another branch of science, then I as a scientist must understand it, was my reasoning. I tracked down a suitable venue for my investigation – a Circle of Thorns lair . My contact said they had a certain book which would prove insightful. I think ‘tome’ is usually used to describe magical books, I’m not sure why, I guess it must be a tradition or an old charter or something. This book would contain ‘powerful spells’ and suchlike. Getting to it wasn’t too difficult; magicians have difficulty casting spells when they’ve had their potential energy reduced by a factor of ten thousand. When I opened it, however, it seemed to be not so much a spellbook but a diary of some sort, written by a woman called Emily Yikes…

    [The contact is an esoteric bookshelf, and its description informs me that I have just defeated a nest of CoT to get to the book. It’s an intriguing start to the arc…]

    Mission 1: The Wizard Machine broken Down

    “Emily’s diary recounted her childhood dreams, and from what she said I surmised that she may have been some sort of precognitive. She told of how she wanted as a child to write ‘A Book of Perfection’, and then explained that her dreams instructed her on what actions she would take if she were to write a different, powerful magical tome herself. The writing itself seemed odd, I must say, Gavin. Fairytale and compelling…

    [The narration is confusing, to say the least. Not because of bad writing – it’s intentionally obtuse. I like the mysteriousness. I’m now wondering what’s going to happen when I enter the mission lol. Am I going to be put in Emily’s persona somehow? Here we go…]

    “I sank into the words, Gavin. I fell into the book, and then, hah, as if by magic, I was in Cap Au Diable! The air was grey all about me, the sky heavy overhead. There was a heavy numbness to my limbs…and I was…imbued with additional knowledge of my situation. It was as though there was a…a narrative in my head! I had to find a book!

    [OK, I think I’m supposed to be Emily, but I’m not sure. The Nav has me check some objects for an ‘eBook of Ghost Writing’ (I thought this wasn’t supposed to be humorous? That’s surely a pun there, considering the magical theme? ]

    “Emily’s dream had told her to find a book held by some robots. Haunted robots, Gavin, who’d have thought there could be such a thing! But they were there, Gavin, almost as soon as I found myself in that grim place, I was attacked by one. Rusty little brute started playing tricks on my mind.



    [Repurposed Psychic Clockwork and Jaegers form the mobs for this mission. Their names are decidedly intriguing, however…Myelin Sheath, Basal Ganglion, Autonomic Ganglion…]

    “I fought them, but felt oddly…distracted, Gavin…it was as though I was being sapped by my own powers. I cared little for my own safety, as though I was really in no danger. You know what it felt like? A dream…

    “The robots were guarding things, objects, parts of some ineffable machine. I felt like a rat in a glasswork maze, Gavin, as I scurried around the buildings listening to the robots rattle off their mad poetry…Beguiled, that’s what I was, Gavin…bewitched…



    [This mission is weird. And in a good way. The dialogue that the robots and the parts of the Wizard’s brain (is that what it is?) say as I wander around fighting them is great. Nice and mysterious (and I love the acronyms). After only 3 objects, I find a clue and the mission exit comes up. I stay a while to see more of the dialogue, however ]

    “Invisible ink, Gavin, that’s what I found. I drank some, it felt the right thing to do. And then, I shook my head and was of course back in the Circle’s cavern, reading from the diary! I’d obviously imagined the trip to Cap…unless the book contained some sort of temporospatial relocation nexus…but how would it be activated…perhaps something in that strange pale brown ink it was written with…nanomites infiltrating my bloodstream, forming a network, instant teleportation coupled with some kind of hypnotic suggestion to smooth over the interstition? I certainly didn’t notice any transition…

    “Or maybe it was a trance state, a series of images projected into my mind. I should analyse the paper for its molecular composition…

    “This all went through my mind in a second, Gavin, and then I decided to read on just a little further. As I read, I felt myself once again sinking into the story…unaware of crossing the border from reality into the tale…I can’t quite explain it…I had to go on, Gavin, deeper, onward, page after page, towards the end. Towards another book, this one written in stone…

    Mission 2: The Earth Devouring Earth

    “I settled down into the story again, and was soon burrowing deep into the page, into the earth…The clay tablets of Bismuth were my goal, held in a subterranean cavern, guarded by the Earth Devouring Earth…


    [Hm, I haven’t seen this map before. It’s quite small and has a great entryway through a sarcophagus lol. It turns out to be quite cool.]



    “Down there underground, beneath the rot and damp of the casket split…down there were untended weeds like the ones on my grandfather’s organic pumpkin farm, Gavin…weeds and Wyrms and ashes to ashes, dust to dust…



    “The story drew me on…

    [Repurposed Dev Earth and a …er, wow, it’s been ages…a protozoan, is it? Those things that live in the Abandoned Sewer network and the hero zone with the lake and the big park…er. Anyway, they’re very nice and the eerie atmosphere of ‘not totally sure what sort of reality I’m in’ continues. I think I’m in a metaphorical situation here, Emily’s way of describing a dream…Her comment at the start about stopping ‘spinning, turned around and dug right down’ makes me think that maybe she’s dead, or was dead (spinning in her grave?), and AMs getting more confused than me, patently. He seems to think he’s Emily at times.]

    “I discovered a corpse wrapped up, and feared it was Valerie…but no, she was long gone to the bottom of the pond…now why did I think that?

    [Another enigmatic clue here. This arc might be not in chronological order, perhaps.]

    “And my friends the Wyrms were there too…wanting to be gone to play…



    [The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out,
    The worms play pinochle on your snout…

    Delicious stuff… ]


    “…but I had to look for those clay tablets. And once I found them, they were quite tasty, and settled my tummy…

    [The clay tablets are presumably some sort of medicine. I didn’t cotton on to ‘bismuth’ at first. A wiki led me to Bismuth and then to Pepto-Bismol, which aren’t common to me, being british. I do eat Settlers a lot, I guess they[‘re the same thing. This mission ended with the tablet acquisition. Perhaps it was a relation of a time when Emily had a stomach upset?]

    Mission 3: Checking Out

    [The briefing for the next mission instructs me to go to a place called The Library to find Emily’s Book Of No Return, but when I get there, it doesn’t look anything like - ]

    “A …library? It looked more like a graveyard…fog, gnarled trees, spooky sounds…and gravestones. Moss-spatttered weathered stone slabs, the names barely readable…the words dragged my eyes to them, made my head hurt. What sort of library was this? The only things ‘shelved’ here were…ah…
    [Heh, yes. Very nice]

    “What is our life, Gavin, but a partly written book? And at the end, Gavin, when it’s done…we’re shelved, aren’t we? And of course, You can’t speak inside this library – The dead have no voice, do they?

    [The librarians are repurposed elementals, the glowies are archive listings with beautifully written ‘reasons’ for death…Starvation…Divine Wrath, etc. Each one has a comment from Emily. I’m searching for Emily’s Cause of Death, obviously. There are also repurposed wisps to ‘rescue’, each of which adds flavor to the whole air of morbid rue. Great.]



    “Libraries are quiet places Gavin…quiet as the grave, we say, don’t we? I felt desolate in that place, Gavin. Death all around…and yet I was strangely at peace…


    [I eventually found the right one – ‘Accidental’ was Emily’s end, apparently]

    “So poor little Emily died in an accident. Hm…Maybe not so little..she was 24 when she had her dream of The Book OF no Return, it appears…




    [EXIT. v nice writing again. The various ‘reasons’ for death are evocative and although you say this isn’t a laff-riot, there’s a rueful wit running through all of Emily’s narration, I feel.]

    “Her (my?) Book of No Return still eluded me. When I discovered the ‘right’ book in that library of the dead, Gavin, I…tried to leave, to take it, but I couldn’t…at least, I think I couldn’t…I’m not sure anymore, Gavin, it all feels so crazy and mixed up now. Was I back in the Circle’s lair, stood, staring down at the pages of Emily’s notebook? Was I still in the library, trying to tear myself away, to tear the book away to the land of the living? Was it all in my imagination? It felt real. What sorcery was this?

    “…ah..haha, forgive me, Gavin. I seem to have gotten a bit carried away there for a second. Anyway, Emily’s story hadn’t finished. I carried on reading, and as before, I was…transported…

    Mission 4: Emily’s Deletions

    “I found myself back on the farm…my parents organic pumpkin farm…when the Police were called, that time. There were fragments of my nightmares prowling the place, horrors of my childhood, pages torn from the book earlier and clumsily rammed into the latter part…it was horrible. The fish hook that cut me, the angels…those horrid mangy feral cats…and the Monster King…He…


    [This mission, the last one, has me looking for a ‘fairy tale ending for Emily’. It is again very atmospheric, the writing hinting at dark happenings on young Emily’s grandparents’ organic pumpkin farm. The customs are nasty things, the stuff of children’s nightmares, and their descriptions are great. But - The King Of All Monsters has some hefty wallops and holds, and the other repurposes mobs also come over as a tad difficult following the fairly easy time of it I’ve had so far in the arc. Of course, I haven’t played for some time, but The King Of All Monsters killed me four times. The last time he appeared to two shot me before I could do anything much to him. I hate him, in short. The fiery angel guys also got right up my nose, I’m sorry. Whatever that constant blasty flaming whoosh-whoosh-whoosh power is makes my eyes water, so irritation crept in to dilute the enjoyment of the story for me in the last mission.


    That said, the writing is awesome, and the difficulty is worth it, no question]




    “The barn burned down, Gavin. It was…me? No, of course it wasn’t. it was Emily, when she was a child…poor Emily. She was in the book. Maybe she was the book. At least, that’s what I thought when I closed it. But then, when I opened it again, it was blank. I left it there, Gavin. I don’t think I could ever read it again. Literally, I mean. I think it’s best left for the next reader.

    “I said I was looking for a magic book, Gavin. But aren’t all books magical? Don’t they have uncanny abilities, if you think about them? Just look at the language of reading, Gavin. When we read a book, a powerful book, a ‘good’ book, they control us, don’t they? We say ‘I couldn’t put it down!’ and ‘the pages turn themselves!’ A book can ‘transport’ us, we ‘escape’ into them…

    “Think about the act of reading, Gavin. When you’re sat in your favorite armchair or on the subway or in bed, when you’re reading, when you’re ‘in’ the book, are you aware of your location? Do you see rows of black letters and words and sentences printed on a white page, or do you see the vistas and characters and creatures described, and hear the voices speak the dialogue? Can you note the precise moment when the text vanishes from your consciousness and you watch the action unfold on the screen of your mind? Are you looking at a book, or are you inside it?

    “I don’t really know what happened to me in that book, Gavin. But I do know that whatever it was, it was mighty powerful voodoo.


    [And that nicely sums up my feelings on the arc too. The arc is quite special. It seems to be rather disjointed and fuzzy, which sounds like a negative, but it’s not. It encapsulates an atmosphere of dream very well. I played it a few times to get screenies and go back to see if I missed something, and I’m still a bit hazy about the exact chronology and ‘reality state’ of what went on. Which is not a criticism. Apart from the difficulty level ramping up a bit too much in the last mission, it was fantastic all round. And considering the entire arc was in large part fundamentally about Death (I think lol), that’s a pretty good score, Clave. 5 stars, for sure.

    …I still have no idea who Valerie Gaul is, btw…


    Eco
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BackFire View Post
    You're already a member, Clave. When we started the Ænvasion we renamed the "MA Superteam" to the "AE Storyteam" to avoid confusion with with the masses.

    Y'see, MA more commonly refers to Martial Arts with the playerbase and Martial Arts Superteams which are much more common.

    Also "Superteam" refers to a group that meets to level from 1-50 exclusively in whatever theme they've chosen. Our new term, "Storyteam," lets people know we are not PL'ing farmers and our focus in on Story.
    Ooh, Can i join in when Time Manipulation gets here? Er, when is that? Is that like a long way off yet? Maybe I should roll up a new somwthing now. Which server are you on? I wish they'd do cross-server wossnames, all my toons are on Freedom.

    Eco.

    PS I'm not the most reliable of joiner-in-ers, as you know, however...
  12. MrCaptainMan

    Excellent Arcs

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Supicous Glenn View Post
    I would like to add

    When The Words Stop - arc #494099

    It is a very creative arc with a surreal feel to it.
    I just played this and it was excellent.

    Eco
  13. This is outstanding work. I award you the MrCaptainMan Star Of Extreeeme Excellence (which i have just invented this second, so it's actual value may be dubious)

    Eco.
  14. Hey Bubba! Just found your thread - Awesome stuff here, the effort you put in really shows. I'd be interested in seeing a video review of Storming Citadel if you fancy doing one. Arc ID 379488. It's the only one of my arcs not buggered by the Dev's AWFUL STUPID CRAPPY PROFANITY FILTER SYSTEM THAT NEEDS TO BE RECTIFIED AS SOON AS, ARE YOU LISTENING, AEON?

    Eco.
  15. No no, I didn't mean to infer you were joking or your point had no merit - I heartily agree with you on this subject!

    I meant sincerely that yours and Twoflower's posts in the thread showed great humor (Twoflower's cows lines and your 'TAKE THE DAMN MONEY!' line mafe me smile) as well as being right on the money sentiment-wise.

    Sorry if it looked like I was being sarky.

    Eco
  16. I'd pay good money for Bug-Hunter

    Eco
  17. This thread is full of comedy gold. I see Twoflower and Eva as a massively successful comedy double act.

    Eco
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5 View Post
    There are already some great arcs posted here, as well as suggestions you look into the long lists of good arcs other players have posted in the past and at past Player Choice winners, but I'd like to suggest two arcs that I didn't see get singled out:

    #379488 "Storming Citadel" by @MrCaptainMan
    MCM has sadly apparently left us due to the broken AE foofaraw, but this is a great arc and if he does come back and find he's got a DC, that would be great.

    #25295 "The Extadine Lab" by @Vanden
    I played this on the AE team and thought it was very fun.

    I know both of these are 'short' (one mish) and might be seen as being less-than-epic because of that, but who says every DC has to be an epically told epic story of epic proportions?

    I haven't left! I'm still subbed and despite the dispiriting effect of the Profanity Filter, NCSoft still has my money for the time being, even if I'm not playing very often. Needless to say, I would LOVE a DC for Storming Citadel lol.

    I myself think the Devs should look at arcs by WN, Policewoman, Arrowrose, Bubnawheat, Tubbius and Clave_Dark_5 for deserving DC contenders.

    Eco
  19. You're an essential part of the CoH community, WN, and my game would be far far less fun without your contributions to it. My very best wishes for you and your son in this recivery period. 5 stars for his brother too; I hear that bone marrow donation is an unpleasant process to go through.

    Xxx Eco
  20. I just got LA Noire, so I'm playing that for a while, and I can't remember when my sub expires, but I'm not sure I'll be bothered to renew it when it does. If you don't hear from me again, if anyone asks, I left because of this fiasco.

    Eco
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tubbius View Post
    It's apparently picking up on the "Iceman" in "Policeman," there, First Son.
    This encapulates nicely the whole /facepalm nature of the filter.

    Eco
  22. I have 3 more arcs written out fairly completely in note form, and I dusted them off before logging back in after my extended haitus, thinking I'd get working on them. But this copyright thing really took ythe wind out of my sails. I can't be arsed. One of my live arcs is unplayable because 'Name field contains copyright/profane word', and it won't tell me which one it is so I can't do anything about it. I'm not going to bother writing any more if next week they'll be rendered useless by another 'fix'.

    In short, i used to be passionate about the MA (my own and others' arcs) and about CoH as a whole. Now, I'm not passionate about either.

    Eco.
  23. Hm. I'm happy about the new emotes and cosmetic stuff, but more raids isn't what i want. Nice they're showing the hardcore players some loving, though. Hopefully Issue 21 will give me something too.

    Eco.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sailboat View Post
    Admiral Sutter, "The Sky is Falling."

    Were you around for the addition of Apex and Tin Mage?
    Are they high level TFs? I heard about the automatic queuing system for TFs and was punching the air 'yes!' (I have the devil of a time finding TFs generally) until i found out it was only for the Incarnate trials.

    I just read the update on the Issue 20 Incarnate ascending thing and it unfortunately offers me nothing, really. Hopefully Issue 21 can give something for the low levels.

    Eco.