More Buyable AE Story Slots with COH Freedom?

If I have one request for all the new microtransactiony stuff coming down the pipeline...

Let us buy room to write more stories.

I've got the maximum allowed, and two Dev Choice arcs, and I still want more. I haven't written a new arc in over a year, because I'm antsy about deleting my existing ones... but I'd give you money for more slots. I would give you all the money.

Make this happen, devs, and I'll write stories for you until the cows come home. And since the cows and I had a really nasty breakup and some things were said that couldn't be taken back and now lawyers are involved, that's a long time indeed.

Buying more story slots is something I totally get behind.

Dear devs:

Twoflower and others want to give you money. TAKE THE DAMN MONEY.

I honestly don't see why they had to wait two years to take your money.

I'll second this notion. I'd also like to be able to purchase a DC and/or HoF status for an arc.

I'd suggest purchasing a dev review of your arc, to determine if it's non-farmy and merits real rewards instead of tickets. But that's fraught with peril (first dude who pays cash and then gets turned down and RAEGs, etc.)

Mostly, I want more slots. More slots. More slots. I want to write more stories. I've been wanting to write more stories since AE was introduced, but the day it launched, I'd already filled the maximum. Let me write more. I'm not making farms, I'm not polluting the pool with crap, I want to contribute constructively.

I will drive a dump truck full of money up to Paragon Studios and upend it over a hole in the roof, so that War Witch can swim around in it, Scrooge McDuck style.

MOAR. Plz. Thank you.

I find this incredible funny or sad or something since I and others have mentioned this idea a million times before over the last two years... maybe now it will finally happen.


WN

This thread is full of comedy gold. I see Twoflower and Eva as a massively successful comedy double act.

Eco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow [The Incarnate System is] Jack Emmert all over again, only this time it's not "1 hero = 3 white minions" it's "1 hero = 3 white rocks."

MCM! You're still here! YAYYYY!

No no, I didn't mean to infer you were joking or your point had no merit - I heartily agree with you on this subject!

I meant sincerely that yours and Twoflower's posts in the thread showed great humor (Twoflower's cows lines and your 'TAKE THE DAMN MONEY!' line mafe me smile) as well as being right on the money sentiment-wise.

Sorry if it looked like I was being sarky.

Eco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow [The Incarnate System is] Jack Emmert all over again, only this time it's not "1 hero = 3 white minions" it's "1 hero = 3 white rocks."

It's ok, MCM. We'll let it ride as long as you help push our arcs for us!

I'd rather be able to buy a version of Marchand's office with actual roof battles. I spent days fine-tuning the first version of the map so that each of my four boss encounters had an individual 75% chance of spawning up there and half the time were all up there, and then they decided to fix the heinous evil of not always being able to get things up there by making it so nobody could ever get up there.

It's not even a joke. I would purchase this map for cash moneys if I could.

More story arcs and add the IDF and the Warworks as playable enemies!