Flea_Mark_Evil

Now somewhere in this there is logic. Somewhere.

So...your pet peeve is the fact that people alt?

Hot damn, that's hilarious.

Fun fact - people alt. People RP the traits of one alt being pretty much the same as another, just a different variant. Things such as weapon mastery, pyrokinesis, cryokinesis, dimensional warping, magic etc. It tends to make sense. Now if someone jumps from a completely different set of powers to another without any reason? Then you may have a point. But power customization has gone one hell of a distance for that.

Where I come from the cab stops at the traffic lights, pedestrian crossings, long lines of traffic....

And of course, most cab drivers try to run the clock up just a little bit for a bit more money. Easier when people are drunk and out of it so that they won't really notice.

This situation, of the random tell to the person who is a good 7 out of 8 times NOT the team leader is the equivalent of cold calling.

Do you like to be called by complete strangers? If you do, good for you.

To each their own but inviting yourself along to anything being done by people who really do not know you is downright rude in any situation you can construct. Bear in mind, asking if you can join a team -while stood next to said team- is a different situation from sending out a tell to just about everyone on your search window, which is what most people do.

Please bear in mind that not only is the search window color co-ordinated with different icons for different types of team searches but people also can put messages in their search comments. If you're not bothering to read those when it says 'When I want a team, I will be looking for one' then it really doesn't paint you in a good light.

What can you offer me in a team if you cannot grasp basic reading comprehension?

A group of you and your friends get into a taxi you hired at the end of a good night out. The taxi is just right. Not too full, comfortable and has a good atmosphere.

At every set of lights someone you don't know phones you or knocks on the window and asks if they can get in.

It's not just rude.

It's annoying. I don't know who you are. As far as I am concerned my team has the right amount of people and the right balance for what I want. We do not -need- you. If we did, we'd be sending YOU the tell.

Ah, I was beginning to suspect it's me but it isn't. I too have been having insane delay's when alting to other windows or menus, so I suspect this may be a linked issue.

Summary Time

Input Delay/Lag

For ATI cards: Run services.msc, disable the ATI Hotkey Poller.
For others: Get as much data as you can, logs, scans, the works and send them in to support - sorry guys.

Ventrilo/Teamspeak/Skype issues

Change the priority of the program to AboveAverage or High. Note that with this you will have to do it each and EVERY time you load the program up for it work. Particularly annoying with Ventrilo.

Slow Flea is slow. The hint is in a later comic with the name 'Pestilence'.

Considering the Flea here is sort of Death...

Means somewhere there's a War and Famine...

It was actually in the cemetary. Don't ask what the type of building is. I think mausoleum is the term.

And I know this because I watched it. For the nubile females of the teenage variety performing kicks and flips and ****.