Flea_Mark_Evil

You'd have a fun surprise. You'd set that off. You'd go in after the six minutes. And I'd rip your jugular out and them proceed to see if you were immune to said toxins yourself as my metabolism started producing them.

Would suck to be you.

Who's the one who collapsed the building on who, eh?

Hmm.


Hmm.

Bit hard to claim to be a valid critic of any form of writing, be it fiction or otherwise when you manage to fail at reading comprehension.

So much fail.

I could give some useful advice but the post would probably get deleted. Hint: it involves a fork and your tongue.

Suffice to say - criticism about the flow of the story, the portrayal of the characters, even fluctuating tenses...I'm sure Smersh and his better half would appreciate that.

Nitpicking about grammar is just desperation.

If you're that desperate to troll son why don't you wonder over to Victory or Freedom's forums or failing that nip up to the corpse that remains of PvP General and see where that gets you, eh?

But here's what makes this a genuine troll.

I'm assuming you got this message in the form of a tell in-game or a PM on this forum. Either way, the fact you decided to drag it out into the public just makes you look like a whiny little ***** and in itself probably breaks some sort of rules.

Smersh - I for one would love to know if it was a tell or a PM. Simply because if you sent it to him in the form of a PM and he brought it out into the public? Ho ho, no.

Smersh - Keep on writing. The fact that he's nitpicking at grammar means he can be ignored for the sake of it. Because if he was a 'true' literary critic he'd realises that authors will quite often break the 'grammatical laws of *******' to acheive a desired effect. Such as starting a sentence with the word 'and'.

And that's the bottom line.

Flea.

Crap. There's street cred?

Right.

Time to crap in Hamster's Cheerios. Reckon that's a good start?

You need to play this bugger more. That is all.

Nemesis. Cimmerorans. Circle of Thorns. Trying to declare how awesome your set is against sets it's specifically tailored against?

Yeeeeeeah.

Try running against something that's a challenge. Playing to your strengths doesn't counteract the arguements against the set in general.

That video amuses me.

You show off how 'awesome' Dark Armor is against a faction which it has some of the strongest resists against, with the only other competitor there being Electric Armor.

Rikti - Psi, Energy.

Notice he took Tough as well to stack for Smashing/Lethal.

That's like declaring Ice is awesome because you can mass-tank Snowmen during the winter event.

Derp.

Over here? That's 2 acceptable bottles of whiskey.

Plus whatever other people choose to buy me.

Eh, of course the other side of the coin, as has been pointed out is that people can be *******.

Rather than trying to come up with the whole character why not get people involved in the creation process (as no one really likes playing someone else's pre-dictated rules) or better yet see if friends and the like already happen to have existing characters that match that particular idea of yours?

We've been trying.

But all we hear is


LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALALA - Would you like to join a SG? -LALALALALALALALALALALA!

You just keep asking for it.

And refusing to even remotely link accessible images.

HERE'S A ZIP FILE!

Hell no. Ain't gonna touch that. She just needs to be able to look at a picture for reference. Not download things and open them up. She doesn't know you and 99 viruses a day is not something she's interested in.

Get a photobucket account.

Upload.

Link or post here using the bbcode for it.

Simple.

Hahahahahaha!