I don't know, how often do you say, "HAMBURGEFONSTI" Heroid?
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
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Say it?! Hell, I can't even fit that inside my head! Geeze! It's like when that big-brain at Portal Corp tried t' explain kwanzaa physics ta me!
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Originally Posted by FeyDuex
I don't know, how often do you say, "HAMBURGEFONSTI" Heroid?
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Can't be much harder to grasp than Shadow shard physics.
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Originally Posted by Heroid
Say it?! Hell, I can't even fit that inside my head! Geeze! It's like when that big-brain at Portal Corp tried t' explain kwanzaa physics ta me!
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Giant eyeballs. All ya need ta know.
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Originally Posted by Kiana Wolf
Can't be much harder to grasp than Shadow shard physics.
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Giant eyeballs with jaws that fly, but that's more of a biology problem.
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Originally Posted by Heroid
Giant eyeballs. All ya need ta know.
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I blame it on them drugs in the 60's.
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Originally Posted by Kiana Wolf
Giant eyeballs with jaws that fly, but that's more of a biology problem.
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I'd blame it on them being spawned by the mind of an insane god.|
Originally Posted by Heroid
I blame it on them drugs in the 60's.
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...Okay, so drugs in the 60's and insane gods aren't that far apart, if we're being totally honest here...
Hey, I can't afford the kind of money to register a domain name at this point; heck, at this point, the cockroaches have moved out of my apartment in the hopes of finding better places.
Ascendant
Now, more than ever, Paragon City needs heroes. Do your part to save it.
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If they're moving out, can I move in?
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Originally Posted by Ascendant
Hey, I can't afford the kind of money to register a domain name at this point; heck, at this point, the cockroaches have moved out of my apartment in the hopes of finding better places.
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Ya should scatter some o' them Ascendant-O's around th' place. That oughta kill 'em.
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Originally Posted by Ascendant
Hey, I can't afford the kind of money to register a domain name at this point; heck, at this point, the cockroaches have moved out of my apartment in the hopes of finding better places.
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Dude? You need a loan? or you know a lair? I've got the volcano place that I"ve been keeping up on the side just in case I went all Dark Jack, you could use it . Shoot I'd be good to have someone living in the place to keep the moleoid and lava men population down. |
Originally Posted by Ascendant
Hey, I can't afford the kind of money to register a domain name at this point; heck, at this point, the cockroaches have moved out of my apartment in the hopes of finding better places.
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Just ignore the Xenonite Kinetic Cannons though, I really wasn't thinking of you specfically when I built them, I was just bored.
Jack Wolfe Prototype Super Tank, over 25 million in damage taken in the service of others
My 360 hates me and writes about it
Jack's X-Box's Blog
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. ---Og Mandino---
Dear god. Even the roaches? What have you done?
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
Well, I'm still dealing with the lawsuits from the Ascendancy Program, which was supposed to be installed on library and school computers to get kids interested in astronomy by allowing them to virtually see the stars from any point on Earth at any point of time. So, naturally, somebody just went all "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" on it and set the stars to be in the right position to cause a R'lyeh rises event. But since it's computer based, it only created a virtual Cthulhu, which is why I think you're probably all receiving inordinate amounts of spam these days.
Um... and I shouldn't have tell anyone about this in this day and age, but for safety's sake,don't open those attachments; they tend to make people crazy. I mean literally insane.
I'm also legally obligated to tell you that if you or someone you know has been affected by this, you may be entitled a substantial settlement. Call 1800-SUE-BIGA for more information. Make sure to mention case #1789, because they tend to get confused over who's suing me for what.
In the mean time, I've been discussing my options with the world's best group of cyber-excorcists (Well, by "best" and "group", I mean the only 3 people out there), and I'm confident we can rid cyberspace of this menace once and for all.. However, failing that, we might have to destroy every computer or internet connected device on the planet. I'm not saying that's going to happen, but it might be a good idea to write this down on actual paper so future generations know what we were thinking at the time.
But yeah, other than that, I'm good.
Ascendant
Now, more than ever, Paragon City needs heroes. Do your part to save it.
We could digitize ourselves into the Internet and fight the beast on its home turf.
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Originally Posted by Kosh_Naranek
We could digitize ourselves into the Internet and fight the beast on its home turf.
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Comrade Smersh, KGB Special Section 8 50 Inv/Fire, Fire/Rad, BS/WP, SD/SS, AR/EM
Other 50s: Plant/Thorn, Bots/Traps, DB/SR, MA/Regen, Rad/Dark - All on Virtue.
-Don't just rebel, build a better world, comrade!
I'd help you with that A... Something of an apology to you for... you know...
((would make a great AE arc))
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
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And 1d6 of us would die each turn.
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Originally Posted by Kosh_Naranek
We could digitize ourselves into the Internet and fight the beast on its home turf.
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Surprise!
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Originally Posted by Smersh
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Hey. I was pokin' 'round on th' innerweb an' found somethin' called th' "Heroid font". It's on th' Ascender Corporation's website. (http://www.ascendercorp.com/font/heroid/) Is this connected with you, big guy? If it's somethin' ya don't know about, could ya ask Saul? Maybe he knows what's goin' on here. It just seems mighty suspicious t' me. I feel violinated! It's like a flatulent defloration o' my innernet identity!
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((Saw this when looking for some fonts. I laughed when I saw a comic book font called "Heroid" and laughed more when I saw the name of the website. Thought you might get a kick out of it too.