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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by JohnX View Post
    ET
    I don't think you want to go there...

  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    Snow Crash does suffer from bloat. There's a lot of info porn in it. That's why I prefer his novel The Diamond Age. Not so much of the over-explaining and a very cool concept with a great denouement based on the set-up. Very much a morality tale about unintended consequences. Mousey Tongue!
    Just wrote that one down. Maybe when I start running low on some Pratchett stuff again I'll switch back over to Stephenson. I was frequently juxtaposing my reading between Pratchett and Palahniuk, which gets really trippy after awhile.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr_Squid View Post
    -World Building. Characters and plot have always ended up being secondary to a really cool setting to me. I mean the characters and plot are still really important, but if you put them in an interesting and unique setting then a story goes from "hrm, neat" to "WHOA HOLY CRAP I GOTTA READ THAT NOW!"

    -Things just beyond our current understanding. The real world is fascinating as it is, but I've always loved stories and speculation about what might lie right beyond the curtain of common knowledge. Ghosts, Aliens, Cryptids, Paranormal stuff, I lap that crap up.
    A couple of suggestions (if you've not yet read them):

    1) The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, starting with "The Gunslinger." The world it's set on has "moved on" in some way and the last Gunslinger is questing to find The Dark Tower at the center of the world. The first book is a mishmash of fantasy, science fiction, westerns and horror, but as the series moves along it begins to take better shape.

    2) Terry Pratchett's Discworld books -- it's considered fantasy, but it's really more a satire of our modern world in a fantasy setting. I've only ready about a third of the books, but can easily recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!" (even though it's not the first of the series, it's the first of the Sam Vimes/Night Watch books). It's probably the best of the early Discworld books. A few of the books have dealings with the "Dungeon Dimensions" which are inhabited by "gibbering" Lovecraftian type nightmares that occasionally threaten to break through the walls of reality (such as those are on the Disc).

    A few other recommendations:

    "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman

    "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (it's a comedy about the apocalypse).

    "Y the Last Man" graphic novels (doubt they're available on Kindle, though.) Basically, the story involves every mammal with a Y-chromosome suddenly convulsing, vomiting blood and dying save for one guy and a pet helper monkey. (I haven't gotten too far into it yet, so I don't know if they ever explain why this happened.)

    And, as someone mentioned above, Neil Gaiman wrote a short story by melding Sherlock Holmes and a world of Lovecraftian horror. Well worth hunting down.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by warden_de_dios View Post
    {Stephenson} has written some awesome books

    Snow Crash
    The Baroque Cycle (3 books)
    Anathem (my favorite of his)
    Cryptonomicon
    I just finished "Snow Crash," and I'm kind of mixed on it.

    Things I liked -- the setting and the characters.
    Things I didn't care for -- so many pages dedicated to explaining language and ideas as a Sumerian meta-virus for society. Seriously, it seemed a quarter of the book was dedicated to Stephenson belching this stuff out. It's interesting, and figured into the plot of the book, but if you need 20 pages to explain your plot, you might have issues.

    Would I recommend it to others? Probably, yeah.

    I've heard good things about "Cryptonomicon," though.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wayfarer View Post
    A live action Jonny Quest wouldn't surprise me.
    Supposedly in the works, but casting has been a major issue.
  6. Generally remakes do not bother me if:

    1) They are well made.
    2) The don't poop all over the original.
    3) They bring something maybe a little different.

    At least with "True Grit," they weren't trying to remake the original film...they were adapting the book. Yes, there are going to be many similarities and many of the best lines from the original film made their way into the new one ("That's mighty big talk for a one-eyed fat man!") because they were in the book.

    Of all the recent remakes, a remake of "True Grit" surprised me because this was one of Wayne's more iconic roles. My initial thought was, "How dare they!" When I heard talented filmmakers like the Coen Brothers were involved, I thought the material would be in good hands. When I saw the first trailer, I was convinced and they got my $10 last night (well worth the trip to the theater).

    For the most part, movies due for remakes should follow the basic rules:
    1) The original was a decent movie but has been largely forgotten ("3:10 to Yuma").
    2) The original is well-known but has aged poorly due to changing times ("The Bad News Bears").
    3) The new filmmaker can bring a different perspective to the source material ("True Grit").

    Films that are considered classics ("Casablanca") should not be touched for any reason, though "True Grit" kind of broke this rule. It's kind of the exception to remakes so far, as I believe it surpassed the original in quality. (This is not to take anything away from the original John Wayne version of "True Grit," which is certainly a fine film in its own right.)

    PREDICTIONS: you're going to be seeing more old TV show mined to be made into movies. The Equalizer, Magnum PI, maybe even Simon & Simon (would make a great non-buddy buddy cop/detective movie if done right). This doesn't mean I'll be lining up at the theater to see them, but I'm sure someone will get them made.
  7. http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/16...-edwards-dies/

    Writer/Director Blake Edwards passed away yesterday. The guy's body of work, most notably The Pink Panther movies he did with Peter Sellers, stand out. He was 88, so he definitely had a very long and full life (he was also married to Julie Andrews), and though he hasn't made a film in years I feel like another icon of my youth is gone.

    And if you've never seen it, The Party is one of the greatest comedies ever made, and not too many people have heard of it.

  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rad_Avenger View Post
    No, they don't. Need to be 10 days post-conception IIRC.

    (Just went through this entire process this weekend, had a discussion with the doctor yesterday, so its pretty fresh in my mind!)
    Yes, but this is also a show where zombies exist, and a medium where cops can get DNA tests back in 15 minutes.
  9. I hear Brett Ratner is available.
  10. Well, the mission was clear.

    I'll have to say this...tech support was great in getting back to me and the situation is resolved (finally).

    I don't know if this had anything to do with it, but my contact list was open with a completed mission from Television showing. I logged in with Safe Mode, moved a few steps and closed the Contact List window. There could be some sort of loading or graphics hang up on something in that window. Dunno.

    Logged back out and logged in normally and everything worked fine. Even got to run a rather difficult morality mission, so my brute can now hit Paragon City in style.
  11. Got the character moved (standing in Mercy now) but it still won't log in and the game crashes when I try. Again, other characters are okay.

    Hopefully this can be fixed...would hate to lose a tricked out level 50.
  12. I logged out at the finish of a Tip Mission without leaving the mission in Grandville. Trying to log the character back in, the game freezes at what appears to be 50% loading screen and 50% in game screen (with the end of the Tip Mission dialogue visible).

    Other characters log in just fine.

    Suggestions?
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    The problem is that it really isn't... The best that is going to happen is the show lasts a little while. She's not talented enough or hot enough to get very far and really she gave up a cushy job for more than likely a soon canceled show and soon kicked off of show... So while she is "technically" in a better position she really isn't because of the prospect coming from it.
    Nobody cares about talent level. How many people completely devoid of talent have become famous and wealthy in the past 10 years?

    Carlos Mencia
    Dane Cook
    Tila Tequila
    The Kardashians
    Simon Cowell

    And if I really cared I could go on and on.

    Talent has absolutely NOTHING to do with success in show business. NOTHING.

    But once you get an opportunity, people will keep giving you opportunities whether they are merited or not.

    And once people figure out you have no talent, you'll have probably made more than enough money to retire several times over.

    A "steady gig" on G4 pays far less than a 6 episode gig on a network (and I know someone who used to work at G4, so he would know).
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    Being on 1 hour a day to and moving on to a likely to fail half-hour tv show once a week and an unfunny person on one of the funniest comedy shows... yeah... she's fell off the edge of the world...or teetering.
    1 hour a day on G4 (which DirectTV just dropped) sandwiched in between 23 hours of "Cops" reruns, or on spots of one of the more watched cable shows plus an actual network show. Hmmm...seems her career is moving in the right direction to me.
  15. My fire/kin controller, which I started long before they became flavor of the month.

    Just got really sick of:

    1) SB PLZ! SB PLZ! SB PLZ! SB PLZ!

    and

    2) Tells from complete strangers asking for PLing.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Amy_Amp View Post
    And it made an epic sized $3.05 million at the box office this weekend. That means it made less than Jonah Hex, Dragonball Evolution, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li and Punisher: War Zone. Let that sink in.
    And with a budget of $45 million (according to IMDB), ouch.

    This is in my Netflix queue, but I don't think I'll have time to see it in theaters.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
    The purpose of the explosion was to incinerate and failing that, make it impossible to get any of those "bad bugs" that the doctor was talking about. All of that was multiple stories underground. The fire we see and the building collapse was simply collateral damage.

    It's not like they had a FAE as a lobby chandelier.
    Exactly.

    Glad we finally got something of an explanation for how a comatose Rick managed to survive in the hospital room. Maybe Darabont was reading my posts.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SwellGuy View Post
    I agree. There are some things that are the people who do them/did them. They weren't exactly characters in the sense of say Superman or James Bond or the Lone Ranger.

    It would make no more sense to create a new Three Stooges than a new Little Rascals or a new Shirley Temple or a new Abbot and Costello, etc.

    I would definitely love to see a move about them with current actors but I would never see a new Three Stooges.
    This is precisely the problem I have with this movie.

    Well, that, and you know the Farrelly's are going to load it with potty humor.
  19. If anyone really needs a Stooges fix, Sony Pictures has (finally) done them justice on DVD. They've spent the last few years restoring the shorts as best as they could and releasing everything in chronological order. Well worth the money if you're a fan.

    Vol. 1 contains the first 3 years of their work.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by The_Larker View Post
    Who wants to bet that the next Vs. movie will have a giant snake in it?
    Those have already been done to death. Way too early to recycle them.

    Unless they come up with something unique, like maybe a giant snake genetically modified with piranha DNA.

    I should stop giving them ideas.

    *runs off to write a script*
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by myskatz View Post
    I personally would rather see a bio-pic of their early years. Maybe what got them started in Showbiz. I will give this a chance since I'm a big fan of "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard."

    http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=72087
    A bio-pic has already been done, and if you can find it, it's actually really good. Mel Gibson produced it.

    The only negative is it's too short. Their careers were so long and varied that 2 hours (with commercials) really can't cover everything.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0214698/
  22. Here's the thing. "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" was a bad movie. And I really don't mean in a "so bad it's enjoyable" kind of way that other dreck like "Mansquito" or "Ice Spiders" was. It was bad in a "Manos the Hands of Fate" kind of way in which it would only be enjoyable (maybe) if being made fun of by a guy and robot puppets.

    Believe me when I say I can actually sit down and enjoy some of these awful movies. "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" had nothing even remotely enjoyable to it at all. The trailer for this looks even worse. "Sharktopus," on the other hand...horrid but fun.
  23. I really wish this project had stayed dead.
  24. I probably enjoyed this movie more than I should have.

    Yeah, De Niro was pretty good, but Michelle Pfeiffer was full of scenery-chewing AWESOMENESS. Loved her in this movie.

    And, yes, the voodoo doll sword fight was all sorts of cool.
  25. Quote:
    Originally Posted by VoodooCompany View Post

    Not entirely sure what the problem is with people saying they need help on the unlock arc; solo'd 3 times at +0/x1 (for brevity's sake) on a Scrapper, blaster and troller. None of the "hard" fights took more than 2 minutes. I have a Shade, Defender, and Tank I'll be taking through and they are the only ones that might have issue? Though the defender will be the safest of them all; the Tank's damage output might be a problem
    My blaster probably would have had issues going against two elite bosses. I hadn't taken any time to gather shivans or anything. I'm pretty sure my dominator, tank and brute can handle it, but I'm more than happy to help out others in a group if I'm on.

    (Scrapper and MM plowed through it with little effort.)