I'm preeeetty certain that it's just a matter of Ultra Mode being designed for certain hardware configurations and, for whatever reason, my setup just wasn't one of them. I've attached a dxdiag with my system specs, but for those who need/want it at a glance...
Windows 7 Ultimate.
Mobo: EVGA 790i
Video Card: EVGA GTX 295
CUP : Intel Core 2 Quad 9650 @3.0 ghz
8 gb of RAM
aaaand my Monitor is actually an HDTV, and my resolution is set to 1804 x 1010 (1920 x 1080 stretches beyond the reaches of the actual TV, whose resolution by default is 1920 x 1080 :| )
But even so, NO OTHER GAME I PLAY, be it CO (Don't flame me), or even Crysis on MAX settings gives me only 6 damned FPS. This game.. THIS SIX YEAR OLD GAME, Ultra Mode or not, should NOT cripple my beast of a system. I currently run the game with Max settings WITHOUT Ultra Mode at about 55 fps constant. Any idea why Ultra Mode does this? Memory leaks? Is it out of spite, as I have CO installed on my computer? Has CoX become sentient and vindictive?
Edit: ...I seem to NOT be able to post attachments, either. Well, damn. I guess I'll be copy pasting. FFFFF-
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System Information
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Time of this report: 6/21/2010, 16:07:07
Machine name: B00B0X
Operating System: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit (6.1, Build 7600) (7600.win7_gdr.100226-1909)
Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
System Manufacturer: EVGA__
System Model: 132-YW-E179-FTW
BIOS: Phoenix - AwardBIOS v6.00PG
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU Q9650 @ 3.00GHz (4 CPUs), ~3.0GHz
Memory: 8192MB RAM
Available OS Memory: 8190MB RAM
Page File: 3473MB used, 12905MB available
Windows Dir: C:\Windows
DirectX Version: DirectX 11
DX Setup Parameters: Not found
User DPI Setting: 96 DPI (100 percent)
System DPI Setting: 120 DPI (125 percent)
DWM DPI Scaling: Disabled
DxDiag Version: 6.01.7600.16385 64bit Unicode
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DxDiag Notes
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Display Tab 1: No problems found.
Display Tab 2: No problems found.
Sound Tab 1: No problems found.
Sound Tab 2: No problems found.
Input Tab: No problems found.
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DirectX Debug Levels
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Direct3D: 0/4 (retail)
DirectDraw: 0/4 (retail)
DirectInput: 0/5 (retail)
DirectMusic: 0/5 (retail)
DirectPlay: 0/9 (retail)
DirectSound: 0/5 (retail)
DirectShow: 0/6 (retail)
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Display Devices
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Card name: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 295
Manufacturer: NVIDIA
Chip type: NVxx
DAC type: Integrated RAMDAC
Device Key: Enum\PCI\VEN_10DE&DEV_05E0&SUBSYS_12913842&REV_A1
Display Memory: 4077 MB
Dedicated Memory: 877 MB
Shared Memory: 3199 MB
Current Mode: 1804 x 1010 (32 bit) (60Hz)
Monitor Name: Generic PnP Monitor
Monitor Model: SAMSUNG
Monitor Id: SAM02A5
Native Mode: 1920 x 1080(p) (60.000Hz)
Output Type: DVI
Driver Name: nvd3dumx.dll,nvwgf2umx.dll,nvwgf2umx.dll,nvd3dum,n vwgf2um,nvwgf2um
Driver File Version: 8.17.0011.9745 (English)
Driver Version: 8.17.11.9745
DDI Version: 10
Driver Model: WDDM 1.1
Driver Attributes: Final Retail
Driver Date/Size: 4/3/2010 17:55:31, 11906664 bytes
WHQL Logo'd: Yes
WHQL Date Stamp:
Device Identifier: {D7B71E3E-46A0-11CF-E37D-9A321FC2C535}
Vendor ID: 0x10DE
Device ID: 0x05E0
SubSys ID: 0x12913842
Revision ID: 0x00A1
Driver Strong Name: oem6.inf:NVIDIA_SetA_Devices.NTamd64.6.1:Section00 3:8.17.11.9745

ci\ven_10de&dev_05e0
Rank Of Driver: 00E62001
Video Accel: ModeMPEG2_A ModeMPEG2_C ModeVC1_C ModeWMV9_C
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D3D9 Overlay: Supported
DXVA-HD: Supported
DDraw Status: Enabled
D3D Status: Enabled
AGP Status: Enabled
Card name: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 295
Manufacturer: NVIDIA
Chip type: NVxx
DAC type: Integrated RAMDAC
Device Key: Enum\PCI\VEN_10DE&DEV_05E0&SUBSYS_12913842&REV_A1
Display Memory: 4077 MB
Dedicated Memory: 877 MB
Shared Memory: 3199 MB
Current Mode: 1680 x 1050 (32 bit) (60Hz)
Monitor Name: Generic PnP Monitor
Monitor Model: SyncMaster
Monitor Id: SAM027F
Native Mode: 1680 x 1050(p) (59.883Hz)
Output Type: DVI
Driver Name: nvd3dumx.dll,nvwgf2umx.dll,nvwgf2umx.dll,nvd3dum,n vwgf2um,nvwgf2um
Driver File Version: 8.17.0011.9745 (English)
Driver Version: 8.17.11.9745
DDI Version: 10
Driver Model: WDDM 1.1