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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by HardRider View Post
    http://www.geek.com/articles/geek-ce...song-20100911/

    This is something i had to share. so funny

    and proves u dont have to be blonde and size zero to be whot!
    So that's Psylocke, Lara Croft, Baroness, and... who?

    And, "whot"? Never seen that one before, but it doesn't look like a very nice portmanteau.

    EDIT: And while it doesn't have anywhere near the eyecandy, Girl at the Video Game Store was better. =-p
  2. Meh.

    Shadowland would have been awesome if they didn't leave a Parallax style cop-out for Matt with the lame ninja demon thing. I'll see the main mini and the Daredevil book through to the end, but I don't have high hopes. I didn't get any Shadowland tie-ins, sounds like I'm not missing anything either.

    As for Black Panther, DoomWar was awesome up until the last 10 pages or so. I'll take Namor as my magnificent ******* arrogant anti-hero ruler of choice, thanks.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by OzzieArcane View Post
    So yeah... I haven't been able to find an official announcement about it. But I got a note in the mail that the remainder of my subscription will be filled with a different comic because it was canceled.

    So yeah... they hype this new team and then cancel the book after 6 issues without even giving it an official final issue.
    What was the last issue they said you could get? #148 is out this week, and there are solicits for the 150's.

    Word is that Thunderbolts is not canceled, for whatever reason it just won't be available for subscription anymore.
  4. Strengths-

    -Didn't think I could RP a leader type character until I tried.

    -I don't mind having my characters end up on the losing end, or having bad things happen to them.

    -I like to think I'm pretty versatile with my (lots and lots of) characters.

    Weaknesses

    -Typos, and I've noticed that the later it gets and the faster I try to type, entire words get misplaced. >.<

    -Altitis.

    -I can't RP a non-comedic hero for the life of me. A straight up hero type just bores me to tears.

    -Can't keep up RP while playing the game. It's type or fight. I don't stop and type out paragraphs or anything, so I don't slow the pace down too much, but still.

    -Not as capable of playing foreign characters as I'd like to be.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
    Yeti?

    Ebil nom nom-ing yetithing of doom?
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    ...I'm saying let the execs and marketing department worry about how what they did affected the movie's box office performance, and we as the intended audience can worry about whether or not it was actually good.
    It's never the fault of the executives, sadly. If anything though, it'll be a -long- time before Cera is a lead in another movie. But by the sheer number of comic related movies in the pipeline, it's highly unlikely that Pilgrim's critical success but sub-par to average box office performance will affect any comic properties on the way to movies. Well, genre bending properties might get hurt, but I don't know of any offhand in the works.
  7. You mentioned being on a rotating sleep schedule, but I didn't catch why. Work related? It's not always possible, but the body prefers routine. Getting a solid 7-8 hours of sleep a night burns more calories than you might think.

    Also, as others have said, eat small meals throughout the day. And do not skip breakfast. It'll get your metabolism started properly for the rest of the day.

    And on the other end of the spectrum, it also might help to set a "stopping point" for eating before you go to bed. Say you go to bed at midnight, try not eating anything after 11PM for a few weeks. Then move it up to 10PM.

    And yeah, cut back on the junk food.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by TrueGentleman View Post
    Much depends on the perspective: From the distance of the mainstream's outlook, the directors and source material may seem pretty much the same, but from a closer viewpoint, where geeks have a head start, they're very different. The marketing departments must start from the latter perspective to appeal to the former. With Kick-***, all they have to do in the trailer is show the geeky protagonist don his homebrew superhero costume and kick ***/get his *** kicked (Big Daddy and Hit Girl, however colorful, are supporting characters in the narrative). With SPvtW, the indie boy-meets-girl formula is complicated by not only Scott's slacker lifestyle (with its much bigger supporting cast) colliding with his fights vs. the seven evil exes, but also Edgar Wright's approach to Scott's unrealiable status as a protagonist and what he calls "video game magic realism" (viz). SPvtW turns out to be a much tougher sell in this respect. There are still moviegoers who did not "get" this approach after seeing it, to say nothing of those indifferent to its idiosyncratic charms in the first place...
    Kick-***, while based on an obscure comic, is fairly straight forward in it's premise. It's a hyper-violent foul-mouthed superhero parody. And while Aaron Johnson was -playing- a loser, he doesn't have anywhere near the (over)exposure that Michael Cera does playing vapid geeks.

    Pilgrim's premise is a romantic comedy with hyper-stylized action that targets geeks. Not an easy sell outside the geek market. Then there's Pilgrim's ad campaign that was all over the place. Ymmv on whether or not the ads backfired.
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DLancer View Post
    One can only hope that the DVD/Blu-ray sales will make up for the difference.

    ...
    I wouldn't hold your breath. DVD sales are down in the age of Netflix and the like.

    Also, fwiw, Pilgrim's total gross today per boxfofficemojo.

    Domestic: $29,267,130 75.4% + Foreign: $9,527,630 24.6% = Worldwide: $38,794,760

    And that's going up against a 60 million budget. And I think ChrisMoses brought it up before that the movie was having a gradual foreign release, but it's only made another 8 million since that was mentioned here.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
    ...
    The bottom line is that Scott Pilgrim's audience was presumed, but Scott Pilgrim isn't even a wide-audience item in the geek culture. Its a subculture of a subculture of a subculture. Its basically a replication of the Speed Racer mistake...
    A movie made from an incredibly obscure genre bending comic is not blockbuster material. And Edgar Wright's US appeal is almost just as niche. And casting Michael Cera as the lead could be argued as the nail in the coffin.
  10. Lucien in Fable 2.

    So DC has this hyuuuge event a while back called The Death of Superman. This new Hulk-like monster called Doomsday is introduced and proceeds to trash DC. Doomsday is so powerful it manages to BEAT SUPERMAN to DEATH before it's stopped.

    So how does DC follow this up the -next- time Superman and Doomsday meet? Paraphrasing here, but it was something like.

    *Superman sees Doomsday*
    Superman: I don't have time for this!
    *Superman annihilates Doomsday in less than a page, flies off*

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JetFlash View Post
    I always thought it would have been a great scene if it when like so:

    "Do you know what happens to a toad when hit by lightning?"

    KA-ZZZORCH!!!

    *Storm tosses her hair as she turns and walks away*
    Whedon wrote the line, so just imagine one of the actors with a sense of comic timing on one of his shows delivering the line, and it works fine.

    It was intended to be something like.
    *Storm tosses her hair as she turns and walks away, then looks back with a smirk*
    *nonchalantly* Same thing that happens to everything else.
  11. Levels 1-20 are hard? Really? Slow paced, maybe, and that's if you insist on soloing the whole time. But they're aren't difficult.

    But I'm not as crazy excited about this as I figured I might be.

    The main thing I do not like is making the -entirety- of the fitness pool an inherant, as opposed to something like just altering Stamina. Sure the Swift and Health levels are rather boring, but I never take Hurdle. Ever. I don't want that extra jump automatically added in to my characters.

    Probably a long shot, but I wonder if they'd do something like make Health and/or Stamina inherant, then change the Fitness Pool to a Travel pool, keeping Health and Hurdle there, and adding powers to boost Teleport and Fly. *shrug*
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sardan View Post
    Can someone explain what the hell that even means? The game's stats show stances? What, like it's got a built in RottenTomatoes metacritic engine? And "going good" has been overwhelmingly more popular than the reverse, which is.... "good going?"
    Assuming you're serious, methinks it's a very poorly worded way to say that turning a Villain into a Hero is a more popular option with than turning Heroes into Villains.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MaHaBone23 View Post
    ...
    I have torrid hot/cold love affairs with MMs. I've rolled almost every combo i could think of a name for, but I have a hard time enjoying anything that's not paired with /dark.
    ...
    Heh. I'm the other way around. I rolled a Necro/Dark a while back, but the concept was killed when they took word bubbles away from pets, and now the character only comes out when I need something in that level range. There days, I have a MM of every primary save Mercs, and I -avoid- /Dark. Given the option of a heal that -may- hit versus a heal that will work every time, I go with the latter.
  14. Defenders. Not enough oomph in the playstyle.

    Stalkers. I have one sitting at 22 or so now, and that's my highest Stalker ever. The hit and run playstyle just drives me crazy.

    HEATS. Don't like the Kheldian concept. Don't like the look of the squid and umberhulk forms. It's hard enough trying to team with the KB in Energy Blast, but PBs get that IN ADDITION to all the "quirks" they have. If the innate travel powers were switched and Warshades could fly, I might try that as I really don't like the teleport mechanic in the game, but that'll never happen anyway.

    Full on Blood Widows are the only VEAT I've never tried, mainly because I'm at an utter loss for a concept. I have a Fortunata and Crab sitting in the mid 30s with no intention of ever going back to either.

    Dominators. I have a level 50 Mind/Psi collecting dust. Too squishy mainly. But I also have a problem of planning ahead for my characters in RPGs, almost to a fault, even if it's elements that would take me -years- to accomplish. Most of the time these are still things I enjoy looking forward to, whether it's something purely thematic like eye beams in an APP, or seeing a hero fall completely and make it to full villain status. I also like to -think- about poor man's end builds even if I don't really follow on them. And, well, for a Dominator the end goal is perma-dom, but achieving that is just so far beyond how I play this game, it's almost completely turned me off the AT.
  15. Ran into an Elec something character grayside that was a cute pigtailed Molly Hayes looking little girl called something like "Shock and D'awww".
  16. Got Stan Lee's autograph on Incredible Hulk #600 at the Pittsburgh Comicon. Had to pay around $30, but it's worth it.

    Dude was a little late coming back from lunch, but for a 70ish year old man to do about 400 signatures in like 45 minutes, dayumn.
  17. Some of those are news to me and look good, like Enter the Void.

    Some look like utter crap, like all the slasher movies. The Chain Man? Really?! Pinhead called, he has a box for you.

    And then waaay down at the bottom of the barrell, I don't know what's worse, that there's a remake of I Spit on Your Grave or that Will Farrell will be the voice of the Megamind character. >.<
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    I think at this point it's somewhat a matter of should the DCU's timeline stick and be allowed to advance pretty much in real time... I think it should, because if it doesn't several characters will get lost.

    The time reset before 1986 is ok because before the modern age DC was pretty much one off stories that took place in the same universe. Now, if time resets, all development for Dick, Tim, Jason, Barabara, Damian, Stephanie, Cassandra, Helena, Bruce, Clark, Kara, Dinah, and most other chars will be lost almost indefinitely and while the most well known characters will survive all the derivatives have a slim chance of returning...and if they do, by the time they do their stories will be radically different, so much so that there is no point in reseting time to begin with...

    This is why I think it would be wiser to just let the world advance in real time. This makes sense since a lot of people already accept the idea of Batman Beyond which if you tie in Batman, inc. this makes sense which various futures shown where Damian takes over which covers the lull between 2030 to 2050 when Terry takes over... This would allow for a transition of sorts.
    Won't happen under DC's current management. DiDio has gone on record against aging characters, and he advocated killing Dick Grayson, the most successfully aged character in DC, before backlash nixed the idea.

    I think you need a universe where progressing timeline has been accepted from day 1, like Judge Dredd. It's a tough fit in Marvel and DC where they constantly re-invent the "iconic" characters to keep them eternally young.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Veritech View Post
    ...i guess i can get behind that you don't want to pick up particular titles because they're no longer something you like. i still won't touch the mainstream Spider-man stuff, but i couldn't toss over the rest of the MU because of it.
    I'm getting a lot closer to that than I ever figured I would.

    If Bendis gets his mitts on Marvelman when they bring him into the main universe, I'll be down to a couple X-Books (Uncanny, Legacy, X-Men and Namor) then possibly Thunderbolts and Daredevil (pending Shadowland fallout anyway). That's a fraction of what I was getting a couple years ago.
  20. There's the whole upcoming Batman Inc. thing where the Bat gets franchised in-universe.
  21. Odd list. And yeah, most of those are generational things.

    No Seinfeld though?
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by JeNeSaisQuoi View Post
    Ennis absolutely hates superheroes. I wasn't aware that comics could only be good if they had superheroes in them.
    Calm down, man. I was going off the general "pro-superhero" consensus of the thread. I may prefer superhero comics, but I'll give any comic a chance that strikes my interest.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JeNeSaisQuoi View Post
    And if you thought the point of Crossed was the gore, then you missed the point completely.

    I can understand that what you've seen of his work doesn't appeal to you so you've not actually read any of it, as evidenced by the statement "As far as I can tell." He's not Geoff Johns, he's not going to write superhero stories where Captain Perfect Teeth always triumphs over the forces of Bad Guy Mcnasty. If you want to read nothing but superhero stories for ever and ever, then no, don't pick up his work. However, if you like just plain good writing--and yes, alot of it is quite dark, then check him out.
    I've read a little of The Boys (not my thing) and none of Crossed. What I know of the latter is from Diamond Previews and tvtropes.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Teeko View Post
    7.99 for some emotes? really and no costumes?

    or 6.99 you get the costumes and 4 memotes from GR.


    /sad
    I count at -least-

    4 Dances (possibly more depending on if the Disco and Jackson moves cycle through or they're separate emotes)
    4 sport things (same with the basketball and soccer tricks)
    2 others

    Whether or not that's worth $7.99 is another matter.
  24. Cool.

    There was an official Transformers comic that was essentially a steampunk take on them a while back too.
  25. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Nemo_Utopian View Post
    Morrison had a full retarded Phase?

    did he do something as bad as life in the universe originated on earth first? or that emotions have colors?
    As mentioned already Final Crisis, and the other incomprehensible mess that was Batman: RIP too.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JeNeSaisQuoi View Post
    There are plenty of great comics coming out these days that aren't published by Marvel or DC.
    I only really get licensed stuff like Buffy and Darkwing Duck, and any Darkstalkers stuff from Udon. I was getting Star Wars Legacy and SW:KoToR until Dark Horse's asinine "Must stop at 50 issues!" silliness kicked in, and now I'm not so sure if I'll be getting anymore Star Wars books.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JeNeSaisQuoi View Post
    Pretty much anything by Garth Ennis or Robert Kirkman for instance. Mark Waid's doing some excellent stuff right now as well.
    Ennis? Really? Dude has such a mad-on -against- superheroes. Ennis strikes me as Millar's brother with an even blacker sense of humor. And as far as I can tell, The Crossed is the torture porn of comics.

    Kirkman's run on Ultimate X-Men were some of the worst superhero comics I've ever read. I got such a bad taste for his work after that, I don't care how good Invincible may be, the basics of the story are taken from freaking Dragonball Z. And all I have to say about Walking Dead is that I don't care about it at all.

    Waid's Irredeemable started great but it's slowed down. Supposedly the pace kicks up with issue 17, but we'll see. Incorruptible is hit and miss, but the sub-par art isn't helping that book either.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by LunarKnight View Post
    Honestly, none of my former great Marvel loves have been very interesting since Siege. The only thing that's kept up its quality thus far is the cosmic stuff.
    Eh, I actually -like- the whole X-Men vs Vampires thing. >.>

    Thunderbolts have been neat, and I like where Shadowland is going, but I'm only getting the main mini and Daredevil.

    But I've dropped every post-Siege Avengers book, haven't touched the Hulk since Red Hulk picked up Thor's hammer, and I haven't touched Spider-Man since OMD.