Need some Super Loser Ideas


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My next AE project has a working title of "I want to date your daughter". Your super powered daughter has reached Age 18. She starts bringing home losers so you beat them up with your powers until someone decent comes along. I need some ideas for Super Losers. So far my idea list includes a Freakshow who spent all his money on Bobblehead Implants, A Cobra who wants to bring your daughter to the Snakepit on a romantic date, A Council Warwolf who is a Furry, A Baker Villain who has Gingerbread Power Armor and a Supervillain who wants a wife to help run his Doctor Vahilzok Erotic Fanfic website.

So who can give me some good ideas for Superhero or Supervillain losers for this?


 

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An incarnate Hellion. He's still a loser and a punk. Sure, he's got power and stuff, but the other villains still beat him up for his lunch money.


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A Dark Ring Mistress or a Succubus, I mean you have to explain that you don't disapprove of them because they're girls, but because they're LITERAL soul eating... Something adjective that encompasses both.

Edit: bonus points if you then make a followup arc where you play the girl's latest boy/girlfriend and must defeat all of her evil Exes. Possibly with the father as the final boss.


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- Longbow officer wearing his underwear over his spandex tights, claiming it's only a matter of time before it becomes fashionable again. Noticing his costume doesn't have any pockets, you ask him where he keeps his wallet. He replies that he's a firm believer in equal rights between men and women, and he'll gladly prove it by letting your daughter pay for dinner.


 

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SuperMooch the Healbot. He wants to date your daughter because he figures he can advance his career by holding her coat at the door while she does all the work then share in the glory afterwards by claiming he was her teammate.

When he's not with your daughter he can be found outside Wentworth's/BM begging for spare influence from passing heroes/villains.

He's also proud of the fact that he's made it to security lever 41 and still has only 1 offensive power and no buffs/debuffs. He's a pure Healor.


 

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Super 'Nova
"Son, why's there an apostrophe before the Nova in your name?"
"It stands for CASANOVA! OH YEAH!"
"Thought so." *punch through wall*


Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.

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the plumber, a wannabe superhero that lives in the sewer only weilds a pipewrench and a sewer grate


 

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Just use Synapse.


 

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A loyalist.
Have you ever tried being just a little bit less....you?


Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.

Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."

 

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Why?
Oh no reason. No reason. *pat* *pat*


Chairman of the Charity of Pain; accepting donations of blood and guts.

Prophet of the Creamy Truth; "If it's empty, fill it with cream."

 

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the plumber, a wannabe superhero that lives in the sewer only weilds a pipewrench and a sewer grate
I actually have this character ..only he's not "The Plumber" he's "The Human Plumber"


Other ideas

A Coralax with hydrophobia
An out of work Taxibot
And of course, Frostfire


 

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1) "Pumpkin... I know you like those Twilight books, and I agree that Gregory is a very handsome and polite man... but it doesn't change the fact that he died 200 years ago. Even ignoring that he's much too old for you, necrophilia is still a crime, honey."

2) "Darling, I'm sure Max is very smart, and I'm glad that you're looking beyond outword appearances. Still... he's just a brain, attached to a robotic body. Not that there's anything wrong with that! It's just... I'm not sure this is a relationship that can last, sweetie. And I have to admit, him choosing to become a brain-in-a-jar? That raises all kinds of red flags."


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And I have to admit, him choosing to become a brain-in-a-jar? That raises all kinds of red flags."

I made a Villain defender last night with the Retro Space Outfit and a Brain in a jar. It was the first time I really liked the costume. It was also the first time I could see my character being someone's crappy minion.


 

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Okay I have been thinking about this and just finished watching Netflicks

THE TODD

Super Powers .. the ability to turn anything into a sexual innuendo

Redeaming Qualities ... Well okay he is a Doctor and does save lives but then again by his own admission he only does it to try and impress "The Ladies"


The Kramer

Super Powers .. X-Ray vision. He must have it how else can he always tell when Jerry is home and its the best time to burst in unannounced?

Redeaming Qualities .. He is always there to help out a friend. Unfortunately he is ALWAYS there to help a friend and usually botches the job and makes things worse.

Now is it possible for these characters to have a side kick? Because showing up at the door with George to take out your character's daughter and explaining that OF COURSE George had to be there because Kramer's driver's license has expired and someone had to drive! would be classic


It simply had to be done!


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Here are a few things I came up with. I am trying to work in COH elements with dating losers

I spend my retirement money on dual origin enhancements
Usually I date women from Dark Astoria but ...
Someday I hope to have an ex-wife from every gang in Paragon
I believe that a man and woman can't really love each other until they give each other swirlies in the Paragon Tram station
Now I can stop building a wife from Vahilzok spare parts
I got a discount coupon for the Mother Mayhem All You Can Eat Chow Hut
My retirement plan is 40 years of running DIB
Before your daughter gets here do you know anyone who can remove a Stheno Forever tattoo from my buns?
Dating your daughter is my best decision since I six slotted sprinting