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Be Well!
Fireheart
I'm not no way a Carbuncle on any pink behind, you weak-wimpish-washed-out wreck of a Carnival Strong Man.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I'm not a weak-wimpish-washed-out wreck of a Carnival Strong Man, but I hear you did save on your Superhero Injury Insurance by switching to NemCo.
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Huh.
I didn't save on my Superhero Injury Insurance by switching to NemCo, you wrinkle-spotted sludgehugger!
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� How dare you! I'm not your wrinkle-spotted sludgehugger, you pasty-faced periwinkle.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
LOLOLOL
I'm no pasty-faced periwinkle, you fly-bloated lipdrooler!
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� I am not a fly-bloated lipdrooler, you Cockroachavore!
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
I'm not a Cockroachavore, you Bow-Tierannosaurus Rex.
"There's no magic formula that's guaranteed to make us produce a universally loved item each and every week, hell some people even poo pooed Street Justice." --Zwillinger
I'm afraid I can't be a Bow-Tierannosaurus Rex, you narcissistic nocturnal neophyte!
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Huh.
Your perception is all awry if you take me for a narcissistic nocturnal neophyte, you Disenchanted, deluded, doppleganger.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I may sometimes be disenchanted, but if I were a deluded doppelganger... how would I know? You, on the other hand, are clearly a callous cretin.
Be Well!
Fireheart
I'm not a callous cretin, you constipated finger twinkies!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
I'm no constipated finger twinkies, you camel-flapped gooberfactory!
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� A camel-flapped gooberfactory indeed!, you fossil-faced, flibbertigibbet.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
If I'm fossil-faced, it's all your fault, but I am not the flibbertigibbet you expected, you blithering ignoramus.
Be Well!
Fireheart
I beg your pardon?
I'm not a blithering ignoramus, you radioactive slobber donkey!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
I'm not a radioactive slobber donkey you retarded cow!!!
Oh yeah? well your FACE is a retarded cow you ostrich legged mayonaise eating Bolivian bivel bish!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
The very idea! I'm not an ostrich legged mayonaise eating Bolivian bivel bish, you Cracked-cranium Cockle-picker!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
... 'Cockle-picker'? I'm afraid you've become incoherent. Adding more insults and adjectives do not improve the effect. Simple is better!
That's why your face look like the backside of a constipated camel.
Be Well!
Fireheart
Wrong again! Because shutup! and my face doesn't look like the backside of a constipated camel you upside down neon pink crayon eating skydiving peckersnot!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
An upside down neon pink crayon eating skydiving peckersnot? Have you been reading Dr. Seuss lately? You Dr. Seuss addict!
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Dr. Suess is the greatest writer ever you crap eating monkey!!!!
I may be a crap-flinging monkey, but you are naught but a ninny!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I am not a Nemesis Automaton. You are [ERROR: InsultingName.txt not found]
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!