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I don't go around fanning flames, you smelly-spined snortwrangler!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I don't wrangle my snorts, I let them run free, you toe-nail biter!

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

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Yuck! To think I would stoop so low as to be a toe-nail biter, you Long-horned Toadtwaddler.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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My horns are professionally trimmed, I'll have you know, you frog-stained goatshaft!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I wouldn't know how to shaft a goat, but if you've got frog stains, you must be an unwashed food-processor.

http://joecartoon.org/?p=37

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

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The affrontry! I'm not an unwashed food-processor, you cack-handed corncrake.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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Pardon me, but my hands are NOT cackied, you lard-smeared leechjockey!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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As if! never let it be said that I'm your lard-smeared leechjocky, you web-toed walrus-wrangler.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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(LOL...I really like that one, WB!)

Not only are my toes normal, I have never wrangled a walrus you wart-draped rocksqueezer!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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A wart-draped rocksqueezer?



Really, if I wanted to call you a Knuckle-dragging Uni-brow, I would! So there!

*muttering* Warts is okay, but what the heck is a rocksqueezer and why is it insulting? Just Silly!

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

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I do not drag my knuckles and I do not have a unibrow.

You shall be a green pus-filled pimple monkey for that insult.


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Oh my gosh! I'm not your pus-filled pimple monkey, you flipper-fingered flabberghaster.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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flipper-fingered flabberghaster, indeed, you rubber-livered shnozknocker!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Am I ever, your rubber-livered shnozknocker, you piffle-whittling, pronsquasher.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ****gasp**** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


I have NEVER whittled a piffle or squashed a pron, you oily-breathed sandsniffer!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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'Pon my word!, you call me an oily-breathed sandsniffer, you wibbly-wobbly whifflewhuffer!


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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I am not wibbly-wobbly and I do not huff whiffles, you pulsating, bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled, malformed slug.


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer View Post
I am not wibbly-wobbly and I do not huff whiffles, you pulsating, bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled, malformed slug.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sry I couldnt resist! These few past replys are Hilarious



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I so agree, you fish-flavored gerbilcellar!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Indeed! The very cheek! You call me a fish-flavored gerbilcellar, you cruckleberry crinklecruncher!


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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I am not a cruckleberry crinklecruncher, #!?* face!


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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The very idea! I'm not your #!?* face, you tickle-tongued toadtingler.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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I am not in the habit of tingling toads, you pig-snouted waxsmacker!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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You would stoop so low as to say I'm your pig-snouted waxsmacker, you friggle-fried flibbertigibbet.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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I may be a flibbertigibbet from time to time, but I've never gotten close enough to friggle to be fried by it, you tongue-tied, tie-dyed, thistle-nibbler!

Be Well!
Fireheart