Im not your Friend,
I don't wrangle my snorts, I let them run free, you toe-nail biter!
Be Well!
Fireheart
Yuck! To think I would stoop so low as to be a toe-nail biter, you Long-horned Toadtwaddler.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
My horns are professionally trimmed, I'll have you know, you frog-stained goatshaft!

I wouldn't know how to shaft a goat, but if you've got frog stains, you must be an unwashed food-processor.
http://joecartoon.org/?p=37
Be Well!
Fireheart
The affrontry! I'm not an unwashed food-processor, you cack-handed corncrake.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Pardon me, but my hands are NOT cackied, you lard-smeared leechjockey!

As if! never let it be said that I'm your lard-smeared leechjocky, you web-toed walrus-wrangler.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
(LOL...I really like that one, WB!)
Not only are my toes normal, I have never wrangled a walrus you wart-draped rocksqueezer!

A wart-draped rocksqueezer?
Really, if I wanted to call you a Knuckle-dragging Uni-brow, I would! So there!
*muttering* Warts is okay, but what the heck is a rocksqueezer and why is it insulting? Just Silly!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I do not drag my knuckles and I do not have a unibrow.
You shall be a green pus-filled pimple monkey for that insult.


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Oh my gosh! I'm not your pus-filled pimple monkey, you flipper-fingered flabberghaster.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
flipper-fingered flabberghaster, indeed, you rubber-livered shnozknocker!

Am I ever, your rubber-livered shnozknocker, you piffle-whittling, pronsquasher.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ****gasp**** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I have NEVER whittled a piffle or squashed a pron, you oily-breathed sandsniffer!

'Pon my word!, you call me an oily-breathed sandsniffer, you wibbly-wobbly whifflewhuffer!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I am not wibbly-wobbly and I do not huff whiffles, you pulsating, bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled, malformed slug.


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
I am not wibbly-wobbly and I do not huff whiffles, you pulsating, bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled, malformed slug.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sry I couldnt resist! These few past replys are Hilarious


I so agree, you fish-flavored gerbilcellar!

Indeed! The very cheek! You call me a fish-flavored gerbilcellar, you cruckleberry crinklecruncher!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I am not a cruckleberry crinklecruncher, #!?* face!


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
The very idea! I'm not your #!?* face, you tickle-tongued toadtingler.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I am not in the habit of tingling toads, you pig-snouted waxsmacker!

You would stoop so low as to say I'm your pig-snouted waxsmacker, you friggle-fried flibbertigibbet.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I may be a flibbertigibbet from time to time, but I've never gotten close enough to friggle to be fried by it, you tongue-tied, tie-dyed, thistle-nibbler!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I don't go around fanning flames, you smelly-spined snortwrangler!