I'm not your rackin' frackin' Varmint, you monkey-caked sockpuppet!
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Whatever made you think I was your monkey-caked sockpuppet, you fat-fingered fanackapan!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I am not a fat-fingered fanackapan, you despicable wretch!
Really, English is so expressive!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I am not a despicable wretch, you despicable WITCH!
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A witch?? Burn Her!! You smell of elderberries!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I'm not an elderberry, you CACTUS!
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I am not a cactus, you filthy weed!
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I'm not your filthy weed, buddy boy.
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
I'm not your buddy boy, you Truncated-tittle-tattler!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I'm not your Truncated-tittle-tattler, you gremlin-faced whelp!
"There's no magic formula that's guaranteed to make us produce a universally loved item each and every week, hell some people even poo pooed Street Justice." --Zwillinger
Oh No you didn't! I'm no gremlin-faced whelp... you wretched excuse for a toilet seat!
"My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely pretty and well preserved, but rather I will skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW...What a Ride"
How dare you call me a wretched excuse for a toilet seat, you pathetic little...
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I'm not pathetic, or little..., but I can't help laughing at the image of your toilet-seat face!
Be Well!
Fireheart
I'm not an image of your toilet-seat face, you Burning Blood Pump!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I deny your allegations of my status as a burning blood pump and instead assert that you are slightly out of your mind.
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There's nothing slight about it, Mr. Twinkie.
Be Well!
Fireheart
I'm not your Mr Twinkie, Beefcake!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
That's right, I'm beefcake in search of cheesecake, you Polydactyl Pollyanna.
Be Well!
Fireheart
I'm not your Polydactyl Pollyanna, you Pernickity Pandora.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I'm not a Pernickity Pandora, you Sluggish oaf.
"There's no magic formula that's guaranteed to make us produce a universally loved item each and every week, hell some people even poo pooed Street Justice." --Zwillinger
I am NOT a sluggish oaf, Jabba the Hutt!
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Jabba the Hut indeed!. you Crinkly-Wrinkly-Crusty-Roach,
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Crinkly? Wrinkly? Crusty? ROACH? You would call me THAT, Fusionette Wanna-be?
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I'm no Fusionette wannabe, you Nemesis Automaton!
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I'm not a ****-eyed Poltroon, you rackin' frackin' Varmint!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!