Im not your Friend,


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Posted

Ninny... keep saying that, you WoW addict.


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Well! I'm totally astonished you would think I even remotely resembled a WoW addict, you Bleary-eyed beer swilling Beetlejuicer!


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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How can I be a Bleary-eyed beer swilling Beetlejuicer when I HATE beer, you yeast-specked chiatuft!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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How can you even imagine I'm a yeast-specked chaituft, you misbegotten muddle-headed misnomer!


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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I am not misbegotten nor muddle-headed and I don't quite know what a misnomer is, you flaming hemorroid.


Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!

 

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Well! I certainly know what a flaming hemorroid is coz I have them but I'm certainly not one, you Bulky Baffling Bamboozler!


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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The nerve! I can't believe you called me a Bulky Baffling Bamboozler! You can just take a cotton ball, soak it in witchhazel and stick it where the sun don't shine you long distance teledildonic skunk bunky!


Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.

 

Posted

A long distance teledildonic skunk bunky, eh? How would you know, you frog-stained bogslug!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

Posted

How indignant of you to call me a frog-stained bogslug! You are a round, empty-headed chimp-like man-moron.


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

Posted

Obviously, you've never seen a round, empty-headed chimp-like man-moron, or you'd never mistake me for one, you overgrown Fauntleroy.

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

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Never in a million years am I an overgrown Fauntleroy, you Swivel-hipped Sidewinder.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

A Swivel-hipped Sidewinder? That just goes to show that you are a Homeless Inbred Monchhichi!


Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.

 

Posted

A Homeless Inbred Monchhichi, says you? For that, I will make you my Slave!


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

Posted

I'm no man's Slave, you Double-posting Two-timer.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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I am not a double-posting two-timer! That was a mere accident, just like you.


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer View Post
I am not a double-posting two-timer! That was a mere accident, just like you.
Well, then, make sure to accidentally Delete your accidental double, you quondam quotidian quoter.

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

Posted

If I'm a quondam quotidian quoter, then that makes you a sexually abused chia pet!


Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.

 

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Oh my such vehemence! In no way am I a sexually abused chia pet, you nettle-fingered phalange!


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

I have no nettles in my phalange, you chicken-toed spooncannon!


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

Posted

If I was a chicken-toed spooncannon, I'd shoot myself, probably in the foot, you Lily-livered Lickspittler.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

Posted

I have no liver of lilly, you stench-winged sphincterbucket !


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

Posted

Ouch! You're mistaken if you think I'm a stench-winged sphincterbucket, you yellow-bellied yamsquasher.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warbaby View Post
Ouch! You're mistaken if you think I'm a stench-winged sphincterbucket, you yellow-bellied yamsquasher.
Fool! I am not a yellow-bellied yamsquasher! You are a beefy-headed goat lover and you beat up children in your spare time to make yourself feel better.


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

Posted

Well, I'm certainly not a beefy-headed goat loving NOT FUNNY.

You, on the other hand... You're just a rusty hood-ornament.

Be Well!
Fireheart


 

Posted

The very idea! I'm not a rusty hood-ornament, you fire-fanning fantasia.


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown