Im not your Friend,
Well! I'm totally astonished you would think I even remotely resembled a WoW addict, you Bleary-eyed beer swilling Beetlejuicer!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
How can I be a Bleary-eyed beer swilling Beetlejuicer when I HATE beer, you yeast-specked chiatuft!

How can you even imagine I'm a yeast-specked chaituft, you misbegotten muddle-headed misnomer!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I am not misbegotten nor muddle-headed and I don't quite know what a misnomer is, you flaming hemorroid.
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Well! I certainly know what a flaming hemorroid is coz I have them but I'm certainly not one, you Bulky Baffling Bamboozler!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
The nerve! I can't believe you called me a Bulky Baffling Bamboozler! You can just take a cotton ball, soak it in witchhazel and stick it where the sun don't shine you long distance teledildonic skunk bunky!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
A long distance teledildonic skunk bunky, eh? How would you know, you frog-stained bogslug!

How indignant of you to call me a frog-stained bogslug! You are a round, empty-headed chimp-like man-moron.


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Obviously, you've never seen a round, empty-headed chimp-like man-moron, or you'd never mistake me for one, you overgrown Fauntleroy.
Be Well!
Fireheart
Never in a million years am I an overgrown Fauntleroy, you Swivel-hipped Sidewinder.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
A Swivel-hipped Sidewinder? That just goes to show that you are a Homeless Inbred Monchhichi!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
A Homeless Inbred Monchhichi, says you? For that, I will make you my Slave!


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
I'm no man's Slave, you Double-posting Two-timer.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I am not a double-posting two-timer! That was a mere accident, just like you.


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
If I'm a quondam quotidian quoter, then that makes you a sexually abused chia pet!
Ignoring anyone is a mistake. You might miss something viral to your cause.
Oh my such vehemence! In no way am I a sexually abused chia pet, you nettle-fingered phalange!
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I have no nettles in my phalange, you chicken-toed spooncannon!

If I was a chicken-toed spooncannon, I'd shoot myself, probably in the foot, you Lily-livered Lickspittler.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
I have no liver of lilly, you stench-winged sphincterbucket !

Ouch! You're mistaken if you think I'm a stench-winged sphincterbucket, you yellow-bellied yamsquasher.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Well, I'm certainly not a beefy-headed goat loving NOT FUNNY.
You, on the other hand... You're just a rusty hood-ornament.
Be Well!
Fireheart
The very idea! I'm not a rusty hood-ornament, you fire-fanning fantasia.
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Ninny... keep saying that, you WoW addict.
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!