Because, dearie, when people get drunk, they make life altering decisions that they know not the consequenses of until it's way, WAY too late... "Why?"...
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August 31, 2012. A Day that will Live in Infamy. Or Information. Possibly Influence. Well, Inf, anyway. Thank you, Paragon Studios, for what you did, and the enjoyment and camaraderie you brought.
This is houtex, aka Mike, signing off the forums. G'night all. - 10/26/2012
Well... perhaps I was premature about that whole 'signing off' thing... - 11-9-2012
Because Alcohol is the only way to make the man who lives in my brain and tells me to kill everyone shut the hell up.
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That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
That's a good question, honey.
Go ask one of your multiple, potential daddys. While you're at it, try to get a little money out of them. Lord knows I couldn't. *sip*
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...because I am saving all my money to move to a secluded place on another continent where no children are allowed.
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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Court order...
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That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Because if we don't bring this court to order the judge will never have time to issue your adoption papers.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Because i really want to get away from your mother and from YOU!
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Ah-ah-ah! That would be telling!
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Be Well!
Fireheart
Don't you have a closet to play in?
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Better yet, can't you go out in the street and play with the traffic?
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Shhh! It's a secret! If you can get one of the cars to stop and trick the driver into getting Out, then You can jump in and drive away! And you get to keep the car!
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Be Well!
Fireheart
Because we don't want you anymore.
Why?
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Because you're a precocious, naughty child who pesters adults with inane questions.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Because otherwise we wouldn't have this thread, now would we?
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That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
I don't think your Father ever let you watch Pulp Fiction. Let me introduce you to Samuel L Jackson personally, just stay right here sweetheart.
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Because if you don't stay here I might never find you again...hey...wait a second, thats a good...
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Because I'll bathe you in cockroaches otherwise!
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to 
TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Because the cockroach Empire must be fed!
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Because the "Day of the Roach" cometh nigh.
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There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
...because they couldn't fing enough slugs willing to take orders.
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�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Because the French were hungry, dear.
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...because...ummm...well...because I said so!
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Because I'll go all Vlad the Impaler on you otherwise! That's why!
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to TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Because you are unholy and must be destroyed.
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Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Because when a mommy and a daddy either love each other--or, in your mother's and my case, get very drunk--they make an annoying, snot-nosed infant who never stops asking "Whyyyyy?"
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Main Hero: Chad Gulzow-Man (Victory) 50, 1396 Badges
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Mission Architect arcs: Doctor Brainstorm's An Experiment Gone Awry, Arc ID 2093